[00:00:01.83] kiwi: Now we're recording.

[00:00:02.74] kiwi: What was my unmuting so that he joins the recording?

[00:00:03.14] felix: Now recording.

[00:00:03.64] alex: Right.

[00:00:04.46] felix: Now recording.

[00:00:06.80] alex: What was I saying?

[00:00:07.87] mat: Now.

[00:00:08.04] alex: Right.

[00:00:11.45] alex: Who was that?

[00:00:16.59] alex: Oh, okay.

[00:00:18.99] alex: Um, sorry.

[00:00:20.29] alex: What was I saying?

[00:00:22.30] alex: Um, basically some people at the school thing I'm going at.

[00:00:22.47] kiwi: What are you saying?

[00:00:25.06] alex: This is one guy comes with a motorcycle and he'll sometimes drive.

[00:00:30.05] alex: like people from the train station to the place and then drive back and like pick them up one by one.

[00:00:37.84] alex: And, but I'm just walking because I live in the same place as it, but everyone else like they have to take the train because they live in like a different town or city.

[00:00:46.44] alex: Um, like Kay, we told me I should like get picked up by them.

[00:00:47.04] felix: Okay.

[00:00:53.56] alex: But what happened was because once, um, when they did that,

[00:00:58.34] alex: this other guy that had a skateboard was like holding on the back of the motorcycle while it was driving.

[00:01:03.84] kiwi: You need to show me that still.

[00:01:05.48] alex: And they came, they, when I was like coming, I had like my, I have like a penny board, which I was taking to school every day because I was like, it might as well like save time.

[00:01:17.21] alex: Yeah.

[00:01:17.45] alex: I thought I'd show you a picture.

[00:01:18.59] alex: Okay.

[00:01:20.55] kiwi: Oh, I don't remember.

[00:01:21.63] kiwi: Sorry.

[00:01:22.67] kiwi: Gone.

[00:01:22.77] alex: All right.

[00:01:23.91] kiwi: Talking.

[00:01:25.51] alex: Um, right, but I,

[00:01:27.25] alex: I usually go to school every day well now at least here because like the road is very flat and they asked me like they asked me why didn't take it today because it was pissing down rain it was hailing today yeah but the one the like the place that you have to go to from the train station to that thing it's quite a distance and it's just flat um

[00:01:34.74] kiwi: That is not true.

[00:01:41.18] kiwi: No, but your entire town is uphill.

[00:01:41.75] felix: Yes.

[00:01:47.20] kiwi: You mean from the train station to... Yeah, okay.

[00:01:55.37] alex: But yeah, I was just like riding on it there.

[00:01:59.27] alex: And then the guy pulled up to me.

[00:02:01.20] alex: I was like, oh, do you want to like hold on to the back of the motorcycle?

[00:02:05.04] alex: And at that moment, I didn't realize how dangerous it would be.

[00:02:08.78] alex: But I was like, yeah, sure.

[00:02:09.86] kiwi: Did you do it?

[00:02:10.14] alex: I did.

[00:02:10.60] kiwi: They probably think you're a cool kid now.

[00:02:12.00] alex: It was, it was, yeah.

[00:02:14.23] felix: Haha.

[00:02:17.25] alex: Well, what happened was I was holding on to it and they went so fast.

[00:02:20.95] alex: I told them, like, can you slow down?

[00:02:22.21] alex: They're like, sure.

[00:02:23.17] alex: And they barely slowed down.

[00:02:25.44] alex: And I was like, like I could feel the board like shaking while we were like zooming through.

[00:02:29.46] alex: And I was like, this is like concrete.

[00:02:32.06] alex: If I fall over, I'm probably going to get injured.

[00:02:35.05] alex: So then at one point I was like, this is too fast.

[00:02:37.33] alex: I need to let go.

[00:02:38.51] alex: When I let go, like I feel the board shake and I like just run off instead.

[00:02:42.77] alex: So I don't like fall over.

[00:02:44.87] alex: And because I was moving so fast, I kept doing that fucking, do you know that video of the guy that tripped and fell on the back of McDonald's?

[00:02:53.54] alex: I did that basically.

[00:02:56.08] alex: I was just running so fast, but I could not keep up with running.

[00:03:00.52] kiwi: We know about that in FatherMath today.

[00:03:04.26] alex: What?

[00:03:05.62] kiwi: Because we're doing father mechanics we're learning about momentum and shit.

[00:03:10.24] kiwi: Anyway, sorry.

[00:03:10.54] felix: uh-huh

[00:03:12.23] alex: Imagine you're running, but you're being pushed by with a force that's faster than how fast you can run.

[00:03:18.24] kiwi: Yeah, it's like running down a hill.

[00:03:20.18] alex: Yeah, basically is what happened.

[00:03:20.42] kiwi: Because it's right next to the train tracks as well.

[00:03:25.15] alex: I managed to not fall over at all, which thank God.

[00:03:28.60] alex: But like, I like, God, I literally like, when I stopped running, I was right there and all the other people were there watching me and they're like, are you okay?

[00:03:39.94] alex: I was like, yeah, I'm fine.

[00:03:43.21] kiwi: You should have just lost a ride on the bat.

[00:03:44.10] felix: I'm fine.

[00:03:46.37] alex: No, the other guy was on there.

[00:03:47.39] alex: It was already fall.

[00:03:48.91] kiwi: Oh, you're not supposed to sit on this lap.

[00:03:52.07] alex: Yeah, that would be too dangerous.

[00:03:53.16] alex: You know, those pictures of people with the whole family on the motorcycle.

[00:03:58.34] kiwi: That is Biden's America.

[00:04:03.52] alex: Oh my God.

[00:04:04.18] alex: Anyways, yeah, that was that's what happened.

[00:04:07.87] felix: That'd be one nasty way to fall.

[00:04:11.19] alex: Yeah, I'm really glad I didn't because I would have I feel like I would have like split my head on the concrete and died.

[00:04:16.10] felix: That reminds me of the day like my sister fell on the like she was going to the place to like learn how to drive.

[00:04:23.69] felix: She just tripped in the middle of crossing the street and fell face first into the concrete and her phone flew with the screen down.

[00:04:26.40] kiwi: That's how my nun died.

[00:04:37.01] felix: And then a woman on the sidewalk say, are you okay?

[00:04:41.21] felix: She just lift up like she get caught up super fast and I'm fine and started running.

[00:04:45.98] felix: Oh.

[00:04:47.01] alex: oh my god okay all right good to know isn't that because like when you fall over but you're old or what oh

[00:04:47.35] kiwi: Sorry.

[00:04:56.14] kiwi: anyway i don't even think it was that you just fell over and like no it was like that

[00:04:59.85] felix: Why not?

[00:05:00.63] felix: Why don't you cross the street?

[00:05:05.25] felix: crossing the street killed my grandma.

[00:05:15.85] alex: Isn't that because I saw a thread about how like when you're older stuff like just falling over can straight up kill you because your nerves are so weak or something.

[00:05:25.22] alex: I don't know.

[00:05:26.19] kiwi: because your bones are so brittle and you're old and share and you're ugly.

[00:05:28.82] alex: But you can very easily get like, your veins can easily like bleed out and from the inside.

[00:05:29.95] kiwi: Task show.

[00:05:32.96] felix: And you're so sensitive.

[00:05:37.12] alex: What?

[00:05:37.34] alex: Okay.

[00:05:38.31] felix: Nothing.

[00:05:41.37] alex: All right.

[00:05:43.19] alex: What do we do now Splatoon?

[00:05:47.50] felix: Talk show.

[00:05:49.14] alex: We could be literally... What are we watching a whole episode?

[00:05:49.52] felix: Well, I'll watch talks show.

[00:05:52.25] mat: now i'll give ready now

[00:05:52.36] kiwi: What?

[00:05:54.32] kiwi: We could what?

[00:05:56.79] alex: All right.

[00:05:57.92] kiwi: It's only like 44 minutes.

[00:06:00.31] felix: Oh God.

[00:06:03.45] felix: That's a lot of minutes.

[00:06:03.75] alex: Here we go.

[00:06:08.50] kiwi: Oh, is there an enemy motion one because God always wants to eat.

[00:06:09.28] alex: I would prefer food, but...

[00:06:15.83] kiwi: Sorry.

[00:06:18.45] kiwi: He has to eat like every day.

[00:06:20.35] kiwi: Like it's so obsessive.

[00:06:21.81] alex: I'm saying I would, well, I, can we eat once a day?

[00:06:22.74] felix: What about you?

[00:06:23.00] felix: Oh, of course.

[00:06:27.09] alex: And it's just McDonald's.

[00:06:28.26] kiwi: Okay.

[00:06:30.84] kiwi: It's not McDonald's today, it was Donores.

[00:06:31.20] alex: If someone knows, sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.

[00:06:36.60] kiwi: God, look at this beautiful man.

[00:06:36.76] felix: McDonald's.

[00:06:38.35] mat: Thanks.

[00:06:41.94] felix: He is beautiful.

[00:06:42.15] alex: Is it gonna be that judge?

[00:06:44.94] kiwi: Oh, Felix was fine.

[00:06:47.02] kiwi: Sorry.

[00:06:49.68] kiwi: No, I did Matt, don't I?

[00:06:50.17] felix: Bro, Matt died.

[00:06:51.99] felix: Water.

[00:06:52.47] alex: Oh, you can see the, you can see the gray stain on my sweater.

[00:06:53.21] kiwi: He's one of

[00:06:58.36] kiwi: Oh, is that from the water?

[00:06:59.64] kiwi: I was gonna say, when you were behind the motorcycle guy, did you not get like the fumes all in your face?

[00:07:00.62] alex: Yeah.

[00:07:10.43] alex: Yeah.

[00:07:14.41] alex: No, cause it was on the side, I guess it didn't get on me.

[00:07:18.37] kiwi: Oh, okay.

[00:07:20.61] kiwi: You also felt so piper core.

[00:07:24.07] alex: Right, not really.

[00:07:26.17] alex: I felt more like, I don't know, near-death experience.

[00:07:30.66] kiwi: a loser wimp.

[00:07:31.15] alex: Yeah.

[00:07:34.28] kiwi: Does the stream look fine to everyone?

[00:07:37.38] kiwi: I mean it's not moving but like cool.

[00:07:38.03] felix: It does.

[00:07:40.37] felix: Your mouse looks good.

[00:07:41.37] felix: Are you okay, Alex?

[00:07:43.60] kiwi: Thank you.

[00:07:43.94] kiwi: You'll see

[00:07:54.01] mat: meow asks i love it it's really not bad

[00:07:54.86] felix: What is Task Show about?

[00:08:00.06] alex: That's a good way to explain that.

[00:08:01.98] alex: I have to learn through watching.

[00:08:04.72] kiwi: There's not an easy way to explain it, really.

[00:08:06.76] kiwi: Well, you just put steps on YouTube.

[00:08:07.23] alex: If no one explains it to you, it takes like five episodes until you understand what's going on.

[00:08:13.78] kiwi: This is a full episode, so...

[00:08:27.21] felix: elix i can't even hear what you're saying it is it is elix kill him mods kill him

[00:08:28.76] alex: What?

[00:08:36.49] kiwi: Felix would love to get spanked by this guy, I'm sure.

[00:08:38.85] kiwi: Is that you, Alex?

[00:08:41.76] alex: All right.

[00:08:42.62] alex: Let's stop.

[00:08:44.15] kiwi: Because that is so tragic.

[00:08:44.76] alex: Let's stop.

[00:08:46.14] alex: Let's stop.

[00:08:48.36] alex: It came with bubble wrap.

[00:08:48.94] kiwi: God.

[00:08:49.48] alex: Okay.

[00:08:50.76] mat: Where did you find a QE?

[00:08:52.88] mat: I have a higher quality video if you need.

[00:08:53.98] kiwi: Yeah.

[00:09:00.43] mat: Okay.

[00:09:02.06] kiwi: No, this is, this is good quality though.

[00:09:05.01] kiwi: Well.

[00:09:05.17] alex: Yeah, the stream will ruin it anyway.

[00:09:06.70] alex: It's fine.

[00:09:08.28] kiwi: Yeah.

[00:09:12.24] kiwi: It's fine.

[00:09:13.70] kiwi: It doesn't matter.

[00:09:14.89] mat: Okay.

[00:09:16.64] kiwi: We got the idea.

[00:09:17.40] felix: 360p video.

[00:09:17.49] kiwi: I mean, it looks good for me, so.

[00:09:24.73] felix: Okay.

[00:09:30.44] felix: Oh, she's happy to be here.

[00:09:34.49] alex: I genuinely did not know they were all celebrities or like comedians.

[00:09:38.46] kiwi: Well, I've never heard of any of these people, so... Do you have these stories?

[00:09:41.61] alex: I know, but like everyone applauses like they know them.

[00:09:46.12] kiwi: I don't know.

[00:10:29.65] kiwi: I guess they don't explain this show at all.

[00:10:32.63] felix: Yeah.

[00:10:32.92] mat: Thank you.

[00:10:42.22] kiwi: Alright.

[00:10:42.56] kiwi: He looks like Willy Wonka.

[00:10:58.48] alex: I've never seen this.

[00:11:04.60] kiwi: Oh!

[00:11:05.50] felix: Oh, wow.

[00:11:19.46] mat: Yeah.

[00:11:24.86] alex: His hair looks like lungs.

[00:11:26.55] felix: Oh, why is she all in detail?

[00:11:43.13] mat: Yeah.

[00:11:43.45] mat: Yeah.

[00:11:51.26] alex: Bye.

[00:12:20.77] kiwi: I saw this on a YouTube show.

[00:12:28.72] felix: What?

[00:12:32.25] felix: Oh.

[00:12:46.60] mat: What the fuck?

[00:13:05.52] felix: Nice.

[00:13:06.06] kiwi: Uh...

[00:13:21.41] felix: Why?

[00:13:35.83] felix: That's not good.

[00:13:37.16] felix: Oh god.

[00:13:37.56] kiwi: Oh.

[00:13:37.72] mat: of the

[00:13:38.58] felix: Ew.

[00:13:38.74] alex: Okay.

[00:14:42.84] kiwi: Okay.

[00:14:43.63] felix: Ow.

[00:14:44.12] mat: Thank you.

[00:14:49.54] alex: Okay.

[00:15:13.94] mat: Oh.

[00:15:15.66] kiwi: They just have to do shit.

[00:15:24.94] felix: What's this show about again?

[00:15:27.48] alex: You'll see.

[00:15:58.17] mat: They were in a bowl like the

[00:16:01.23] kiwi: Oh, it's like pirate, like water theme.

[00:16:05.36] kiwi: That's cool.

[00:16:06.18] kiwi: They always have, yeah, sometimes they'll have it like on Day of the Dead or like Spoonpunk or Clowns or Suckers or whatever.

[00:16:08.04] felix: there's teens oh yeah today's friday friday the 13th

[00:16:09.62] alex: Yeah.

[00:16:15.92] mat: Yeah, the room is always in the room.

[00:16:16.43] kiwi: Oh, it's scary.

[00:16:18.31] alex: What name is this?

[00:16:21.83] mat: Yeah.

[00:16:23.71] kiwi: Sorry.

[00:16:24.38] alex: Do you see that meme about Friday the 13th, two days after 9-eleven?

[00:16:29.62] alex: That was like Thursday the 12th.

[00:17:00.58] kiwi: Riverton.

[00:17:16.36] mat: Yeah, this is the worst task to explain this show.

[00:17:18.06] alex: Okay, I might need to take another task for Felix to understand because I didn't read this one out.

[00:17:43.10] kiwi: Basically, the parts of the show, the premise is just they're given tasks and they have to do them and whoever does them the best gets points.

[00:17:44.61] felix: find the camera don't say anything oh

[00:17:54.11] kiwi: And then whoever wins all the points, whoever wins the most points, they get a trophy of this guy's head.

[00:18:02.08] kiwi: That's literally it.

[00:18:02.76] alex: and also whatever the prize that they gave at the beginning, right?

[00:18:05.72] kiwi: That's just for per episode.

[00:18:06.94] mat: The prize is for the episode and the series for the thank you.

[00:18:09.84] kiwi: Yeah.

[00:18:12.29] alex: Ah, okay.

[00:18:12.46] kiwi: About as new as the whole series gets his head, trophy.

[00:18:16.64] felix: Wow.

[00:18:17.05] alex: Ah, okay.

[00:18:17.79] alex: But also, I guess it's also important to say that sometimes you can like, if it's something isn't written, you can like do a thing to like trick the people and like, I don't know what to say.

[00:18:42.36] alex: Thank you.

[00:19:02.38] kiwi: is there.

[00:19:29.23] felix: What?

[00:19:30.08] mat: I'll work begin with.

[00:19:31.65] kiwi: Say I was beginning with something that forces when your time started when you stared at the camera.

[00:19:40.06] kiwi: What the fuck does the other... what?

[00:19:42.91] felix: What?

[00:19:43.50] alex: I don't know.

[00:19:49.54] mat: only 30 seconds for flying and they don't do something like that

[00:20:05.88] kiwi: Mm-hmm.

[00:20:34.26] felix: man.

[00:20:40.03] mat: Not that.

[00:20:51.44] alex: with or without smiling.

[00:20:52.51] alex: Oh.

[00:20:53.32] kiwi: without, I think.

[00:21:34.62] felix: Oh god, they're counting.

[00:21:37.79] kiwi: Oh my god.

[00:21:38.11] kiwi: STI.

[00:21:45.84] mat: Ah.

[00:22:15.76] alex: Oh.

[00:22:15.96] alex: Oh no.

[00:22:18.28] kiwi: I have that plush, I think.

[00:22:21.81] mat: See you.

[00:22:59.40] mat: mhm

[00:23:37.51] kiwi: Well, it's separated by outbreaks TV.

[00:23:46.36] mat: Not funny.

[00:23:47.02] mat: It's a TV show.

[00:23:47.51] felix: This is part one.

[00:23:51.68] alex: Wait.

[00:23:52.01] mat: It has a headbrake.

[00:23:56.25] felix: What the fuck?

[00:24:07.93] kiwi: It looks like kiss drama.

[00:24:36.77] felix: Yeah.

[00:25:08.94] felix: Oh my god!

[00:25:28.15] kiwi: Oh, it's like quiet.

[00:25:31.14] mat: They were beginning to kill.

[00:25:31.24] alex: That's true.

[00:25:33.02] mat: It's melting the steel.

[00:25:35.74] felix: What is he doing?

[00:25:38.37] kiwi: smelling the black sand.

[00:25:41.60] alex: Well, he should have still won, though.

[00:26:14.02] kiwi: You said quite ages ago, does that not count?

[00:26:18.40] mat: Well wouldn't be funny

[00:26:42.84] mat: Okay.

[00:27:13.48] mat: Oh.

[00:27:26.62] kiwi: Jesus Christ!

[00:27:39.28] alex: Thanks.

[00:27:45.00] felix: Amazing.

[00:28:21.18] kiwi: you imagine.

[00:28:23.41] mat: Yeah, that's perfectly plasma stiffed.

[00:28:40.38] mat: Oh, whoa, that's cool.

[00:28:41.77] kiwi: For Park.

[00:28:44.00] alex: What?

[00:28:44.82] kiwi: Alex, we've been here together.

[00:28:44.90] alex: Really?

[00:28:48.72] alex: Wait, wait, wait.

[00:28:49.43] mat: What the fuck?

[00:28:50.45] kiwi: Did you see the pride thing?

[00:28:52.73] kiwi: That was the rainbow thing.

[00:28:54.29] kiwi: Look, we took a picture in front of that wall.

[00:28:55.24] alex: Wait, hold on.

[00:29:03.38] alex: Oh my god, yeah!

[00:29:05.76] alex: What?

[00:29:06.64] mat: It's the Alex Huey Park.

[00:29:09.50] kiwi: Yeah.

[00:29:10.33] alex: And that's the first round I went on.

[00:29:13.52] kiwi: This is the one that you wanted to kill yourself on.

[00:29:17.21] alex: Yeah, it's the one that I thought would be the easiest and it turned out to be my least favorite.

[00:29:22.28] kiwi: And then this is Nemesis and Fono.

[00:29:25.42] kiwi: Dude.

[00:29:25.49] alex: That was... Oh, we didn't do that slide thing, did we?

[00:29:27.62] kiwi: You like that one.

[00:29:28.44] kiwi: That's the main building.

[00:29:29.87] kiwi: This is Amity Beach.

[00:29:31.11] kiwi: I think it was closed.

[00:29:35.39] kiwi: I don't know.

[00:29:37.08] alex: Oh, yeah.

[00:29:39.71] kiwi: That's so cool.

[00:29:41.89] kiwi: Sorry.

[00:29:42.29] kiwi: I'm just a Britain fan.

[00:29:42.66] alex: Oh, my God.

[00:29:46.75] kiwi: Sorry.

[00:29:47.12] mat: Really?

[00:29:51.79] alex: I want to see, like,

[00:29:53.24] mat: Yeah, boo.

[00:30:25.09] kiwi: Oh, they've done that for... They have to knock over... Yeah, they have to get over exactly 100.

[00:30:29.32] mat: Oh, yeah.

[00:30:30.61] alex: Wait, what?

[00:30:31.07] alex: For all the balls, you cannot move.

[00:30:35.41] mat: Knock over exactly 100 cans.

[00:30:37.26] kiwi: And you have to throw all of them.

[00:30:41.12] alex: And you only have five balls.

[00:30:46.25] alex: And you can only stand still, or what?

[00:31:06.99] mat: without being practical to not count first yeah

[00:31:16.49] alex: Do you have to eat every ball?

[00:31:18.62] kiwi: Yeah.

[00:31:23.76] alex: Is it closest or closest that doesn't go over?

[00:31:25.84] alex: This one's quite fun.

[00:31:27.14] kiwi: Closest.

[00:31:37.39] mat: oh that's a bit too much

[00:31:40.30] alex: This one feels the most like a game and not like, uh, like errant.

[00:31:45.10] kiwi: Why am I filled with something?

[00:31:50.52] alex: Oh, can you move that?

[00:31:54.35] felix: Ooh!

[00:32:12.74] mat: Oh

[00:32:49.69] kiwi: Jesus.

[00:32:50.04] mat: Well,

[00:32:59.12] alex: Yeah.

[00:33:18.95] kiwi: It's far away, isn't it?

[00:33:29.81] mat: And that's.

[00:33:55.68] mat: You have enough season, I guess.

[00:33:59.60] kiwi: I love you.

[00:34:08.23] felix: Fun.

[00:34:13.06] alex: Is that why the rides were closed?

[00:34:14.40] alex: Because they had to do this.

[00:34:21.01] alex: Like, we couldn't go on the water.

[00:34:22.77] alex: We couldn't go on that water slide.

[00:34:24.31] felix: Throw a can.

[00:34:24.86] mat: was too busy being bald.

[00:34:26.25] alex: Oh.

[00:35:02.24] mat: If only there was an easy way.

[00:35:16.13] alex: They learned comedy in school.

[00:35:19.33] mat: Supposedly, if they had curling classes, everyone would become a really big film.

[00:35:57.03] mat: They cut the thing.

[00:36:04.85] kiwi: my fucking... okay I miss not having a walking radiator in my room

[00:36:05.17] mat: you.

[00:36:35.72] kiwi: Yeah.

[00:36:35.82] kiwi: Yeah.

[00:36:49.28] felix: Ooh.

[00:36:49.42] felix: Uh.

[00:36:51.48] mat: Oh, how did the failure for the guy do better than.

[00:37:09.94] mat: Act check.

[00:37:23.65] mat: His father did in fact play rugby for Harley Queens.

[00:37:29.58] alex: Oh.

[00:37:31.24] kiwi: Oh, Jesus.

[00:37:35.38] felix: So true.

[00:37:36.16] felix: What?

[00:37:56.36] mat: Oh

[00:37:56.49] alex: Like that Mario Party DS minigame.

[00:38:05.61] felix: Oh.

[00:38:11.16] alex: Bye bye.

[00:38:26.39] kiwi: Ha ha ha

[00:38:26.87] mat: It's scary.

[00:38:55.21] alex: What did she say?

[00:38:56.47] alex: She doesn't have what?

[00:38:57.17] mat: the terrible policy.

[00:38:58.42] kiwi: cerebral palsy.

[00:39:01.02] alex: What's that?

[00:39:02.46] mat: The thing that the other contestant has.

[00:39:37.96] kiwi: Oh.

[00:39:40.16] mat: Oh, that's... Bro got the red ring.

[00:39:41.88] alex: Um.

[00:39:47.16] kiwi: Hippie.

[00:39:50.22] mat: Bro got red ring.

[00:39:51.28] mat: Yippee!

[00:40:01.89] alex: Hooray.

[00:40:02.65] alex: What was that thing that's like never bringing my mom, never bringing my mom to like film evening.

[00:40:05.07] felix: Hooray!

[00:40:05.77] felix: Never been your white friend.

[00:40:09.47] felix: Hooray!

[00:40:14.68] kiwi: Oh yeah!

[00:40:17.32] mat: What?

[00:40:17.60] kiwi: Alright, I just registered what Alex said.

[00:40:24.22] kiwi: I realised it was rough to say.

[00:40:24.38] mat: What did he say?

[00:40:27.40] alex: All right.

[00:40:29.01] kiwi: In that video, that thing where the floor is green but then it turns red and you have to not be on the red.

[00:40:36.96] alex: Oh yeah.

[00:40:38.40] kiwi: completed a round of that and the captain's like never bring your mom to like this event or something and after they can get around she just goes hooray filming out something flop

[00:40:57.31] felix: I'm running out of water.

[00:41:03.34] alex: Pop this bubble.

[00:41:13.64] kiwi: Oh he's gonna

[00:41:16.67] mat: No!

[00:41:17.59] mat: HA HA HA!

[00:41:23.67] alex: It's a task that we don't pop the bubble.

[00:42:13.85] mat: mm-hmm

[00:42:52.88] kiwi: Yeah.

[00:42:55.16] mat: you

[00:43:36.74] mat: Oh.

[00:43:46.38] mat: It's supposed to fake.

[00:44:13.38] kiwi: Ha ha.

[00:44:29.90] mat: Jesus.

[00:44:30.40] mat: Bonk.

[00:44:34.71] alex: Okay.

[00:44:42.42] felix: What is happening?

[00:44:43.28] kiwi: Yeah.

[00:44:51.87] kiwi: Yeah.

[00:45:01.70] mat: Was that one at the end of this?

[00:45:28.80] kiwi: Uh.

[00:45:43.51] mat: Yeah, I'm pretty tired.

[00:46:24.54] mat: Robbie!

[00:46:25.35] kiwi: Cheers, that was the blobby.

[00:46:26.47] kiwi: Yeah.

[00:46:27.46] alex: No.

[00:46:28.56] felix: No!

[00:46:31.87] alex: She looks like Tuffy Toes.

[00:46:35.28] alex: Did any of you guys watch these Teller Tuffies?

[00:46:39.64] felix: Yeah.

[00:46:56.53] kiwi: The entire host was cool.

[00:46:57.07] mat: Thank you.

[00:47:34.16] mat: We are verbal.

[00:47:40.05] mat: I am verbal destroyer of.

[00:48:00.22] alex: you

[00:48:13.46] mat: I'm going to start with you.

[00:48:15.10] kiwi: How am I getting off the thing?

[00:48:15.42] felix: Damn.

[00:48:17.18] mat: I'm going to start with you.

[00:48:49.26] mat: We are here.

[00:48:52.46] mat: We are here.

[00:49:44.61] alex: I thought this was the next task.

[00:49:45.86] alex: I was like, why are they already doing stuff?

[00:49:46.12] mat: Wow.

[00:49:48.45] kiwi: Hmm.

[00:49:50.67] alex: What is this introduction?

[00:50:03.23] mat: Thank you

[00:50:37.16] mat: No.

[00:50:49.43] kiwi: Thank you.

[00:50:50.51] alex: It's just gonna spit it out.

[00:51:17.05] mat: Yeah.

[00:51:33.34] kiwi: I bet Alex is the kind of guy who can do bubblegum.

[00:51:37.61] kiwi: I don't know, I feel like you have a lot of useless skills.

[00:51:38.48] alex: and do bubblegum.

[00:51:40.74] alex: What does that mean?

[00:51:46.77] alex: Or just says something and doesn't elaborate.

[00:51:50.71] kiwi: Like Rubik's Cuban shit.

[00:51:50.99] mat: Yeah.

[00:51:51.39] alex: Who can't blow bubblegum?

[00:51:52.99] alex: I think Kiwi might be so

[00:51:54.07] felix: I can't.

[00:51:54.41] mat: I think I ever have had a gum that's made out of bubble gum that's advertised to be bubbled.

[00:51:54.65] felix: Wow.

[00:51:55.85] kiwi: I can't, well I've never tried.

[00:52:01.73] mat: I barely had gum.

[00:52:07.07] alex: I'm just about not being able to blow bubbles.

[00:52:10.75] kiwi: I think you smell, sorry.

[00:52:14.05] alex: Okay, well you smell like bubbles.

[00:52:21.82] alex: Kiwi will never be a big ass fucking fat ass seal that blows bubbles.

[00:53:04.43] mat: Thank you.

[00:53:26.55] alex: Yeah.

[00:53:41.75] mat: Yeah.

[00:53:48.19] alex: Bye.

[00:54:01.36] kiwi: Thank you.

[00:54:41.28] kiwi: And they do a live one at the end.

[00:54:45.03] mat: I don't think they had a drinking vinegar test.

[00:54:59.02] alex: Bye.

[00:55:03.11] kiwi: Again.

[00:55:08.41] kiwi: They did.

[00:55:09.03] kiwi: They had a task where they had like 100 shot glasses.

[00:55:12.36] mat: i know that yeah but that's yeah it wasn't a new year's treat but i don't think it was supposed to drink vinegar i don't think that was the purpose i have it here i found it oh it is you do have to do that

[00:55:14.13] kiwi: It was on a special episode.

[00:55:15.47] kiwi: That's what you sound like.

[00:55:34.44] kiwi: What?

[00:55:34.86] kiwi: I wasn't listening.

[00:55:55.98] felix: Wow.

[00:56:03.16] alex: Oh, these are all different drinks.

[00:56:04.82] mat: Thank you.

[00:56:05.32] alex: Only one of them is vinegar.

[00:56:05.80] kiwi: Yeah.

[00:56:08.38] alex: Oh, I thought they're all different types of vinegar.

[00:56:10.65] felix: Oh.

[00:56:15.39] mat: Thank you very much.

[00:56:18.28] alex: Same thing except the tass is not the same thing.

[00:56:35.77] mat: Hello.

[00:56:47.61] kiwi: Hmm.

[00:56:47.85] felix: Yeah.

[00:57:04.98] mat: Yeah.

[00:57:05.16] mat: Yeah.

[00:57:05.40] mat: Yeah.

[00:57:05.86] mat: Yeah.

[00:57:37.32] kiwi: That looks like vinegar.

[00:57:40.38] mat: Thank you.

[00:57:47.12] kiwi: Oh, I should know about that.

[00:57:48.70] alex: Can you not just be like, can you not just be like, all to vinegar?

[00:57:49.42] felix: Oh.

[00:57:53.74] alex: Oh, I think I've won.

[00:58:08.00] kiwi: Yeah.

[00:58:19.09] mat: Thank you very much.

[00:58:55.32] kiwi: Oh shit.

[00:58:56.06] mat: Yeah, that's quite interesting.

[00:58:56.73] felix: Shit.

[00:59:01.30] kiwi: Queen behavior.

[00:59:02.86] alex: What a fun task.

[00:59:07.04] mat: Maybe not for the vineyard group.

[00:59:07.12] alex: Oh, wait, it's continuous at the end.

[00:59:09.97] alex: Oh, okay.

[00:59:10.41] kiwi: No, only one winner.

[00:59:12.35] alex: Oh, okay.

[00:59:34.01] kiwi: She wins.

[00:59:35.99] mat: Yeah.

[00:59:40.03] alex: Oh, when he said Alex, did you mean that guy?

[00:59:42.18] alex: Oh, okay.

[00:59:44.09] kiwi: No, I meant yeah.

[00:59:49.35] felix: Does she get the lung now?

[00:59:50.28] alex: That has to be fake.

[00:59:50.53] felix: Oh my god.

[00:59:51.68] kiwi: Yeah.

[00:59:53.02] kiwi: A toothbrush?

[00:59:53.79] felix: Oh yeah, what's on the USB drive?

[00:59:54.76] kiwi: A lung.

[01:00:01.04] kiwi: She gets the flash drive.

[01:00:03.38] kiwi: I really wonder what's on there.

[01:00:04.59] kiwi: It says brain uploaded to the cloud or whatever.

[01:00:06.36] mat: Well, there's maybe on the podcast we will find out.

[01:00:07.12] alex: The X.

[01:00:12.50] felix: Oh god.

[01:00:15.81] kiwi: Yippee.

[01:00:19.64] alex: Now we can now we can

[01:00:21.44] kiwi: That was something I wanted to... Actually it doesn't matter.

[01:00:31.15] felix: You Twitter!

[01:00:33.81] kiwi: Yeah, Twitter.

[01:00:35.02] felix: Get that away from me, I'm stopping this stream.

[01:00:38.55] kiwi: No, look at this, get banned, get banned.

[01:00:40.38] mat: Oh, no.

[01:00:43.60] mat: Right when he said it, I got disconnected.

[01:00:46.46] mat: Well, can you show your profile?

[01:00:47.52] kiwi: Bros being illegal.

[01:00:48.74] kiwi: Let's do.

[01:00:53.91] mat: I want to see your things.

[01:00:57.21] mat: It's finished.

[01:00:57.90] kiwi: Sick fucking dude.

[01:01:00.29] mat: Finished.

[01:01:02.30] kiwi: Anyway.

[01:01:04.43] kiwi: My banger tweets.

[01:01:06.52] kiwi: This is banger as usual.

[01:01:08.04] kiwi: Anyway, here's Nakito.

[01:01:09.91] mat: Canada.

[01:01:11.63] mat: Thank you.

[01:01:15.91] mat: Oh.

[01:01:16.25] mat: Oh.

[01:01:16.40] mat: Oh.

[01:01:16.72] mat: Oh.

[01:01:16.72] kiwi: This is some shit that doesn't matter.

[01:01:19.54] kiwi: Bro, Alex, did you see this?

[01:01:20.98] kiwi: Did I send you this?

[01:01:22.95] alex: I don't know if you sent me it, but I haven't seen it.

[01:01:23.70] mat: Oh.

[01:01:27.50] alex: It's like that image of the girl with like no limbs on the hospital bed.

[01:01:27.98] mat: Oh.

[01:01:31.28] mat: Oh.

[01:01:31.40] mat: Oh.

[01:01:32.00] mat: Oh.

[01:01:32.39] kiwi: Are you...

[01:01:34.14] alex: Sorry.

[01:01:37.40] alex: Yeah.

[01:01:38.70] alex: Well, like, I think someone drew it like that.

[01:01:41.86] kiwi: This is me.

[01:01:42.48] mat: Yui!

[01:01:45.01] alex: What Reese's pop.

[01:01:47.50] kiwi: Oh, it's W. This is me.

[01:01:49.41] alex: They stopped, they stopped putting these in supermarkets, which is annoying.

[01:01:56.90] alex: They don't have, I thought that was like military gear, like camo.

[01:02:14.84] mat: Oh, no.

[01:02:21.20] mat: Oh, no.

[01:02:21.72] mat: Oh, no.

[01:02:24.78] kiwi: Anyway.

[01:02:29.17] kiwi: Yeah.

[01:02:33.31] kiwi: We can start playing Splatoon in a bit.

[01:02:38.73] kiwi: But Matt wants to see this, so.

[01:02:38.86] alex: oh right yeah yeah oh my god that that image

[01:02:40.48] kiwi: I think I showed them this already though, did I?

[01:02:48.02] mat: He's on his phone.

[01:02:53.65] mat: He should just... Isometric.

[01:02:54.40] kiwi: The isometric RPD cops.

[01:02:58.70] kiwi: This image is insane.

[01:03:00.34] kiwi: Hold on.

[01:03:03.27] alex: Is there a filter that you can use to turn stuff into it to make them?

[01:03:08.42] alex: What do you call it?

[01:03:10.08] alex: Isometric.

[01:03:17.15] mat: I got an e-mail

[01:03:20.37] kiwi: They're talking about a new update.

[01:03:27.64] alex: Felix, do you understand them?

[01:03:30.35] felix: No.

[01:03:33.68] kiwi: Yeah.

[01:03:36.28] felix: Didn't ZZZ get an update?

[01:03:40.40] alex: Uh, no, there was a stream today.

[01:03:43.86] felix: I received an email for a 1.2.

[01:03:47.07] alex: It's the update.

[01:03:48.40] mat: There's no boys, nothing, we don't care

[01:03:48.45] alex: It's like a stream that talks about next update.

[01:03:53.23] kiwi: Do you watch it, Alex?

[01:03:54.91] kiwi: Because I don't know whether to watch a trailer or not.

[01:03:55.61] alex: No, I mean, I was going to skim through it, but I haven't seen anything from it yet.

[01:03:56.89] kiwi: I don't know.

[01:04:00.93] kiwi: Because usually they spoil a lot of shit in the trailers, so we don't really like to watch them.

[01:04:01.45] alex: Um, I tried to

[01:04:08.31] kiwi: The only nice thing is that you get a redemption code that gives you like 300 things, which is kind of nice.

[01:04:14.79] mat: Yeah, but they give that in the email.

[01:04:16.91] mat: They sent me the email with the code.

[01:04:20.71] kiwi: Did you use the code, Felix, because if you didn't, you can do that.

[01:04:21.41] alex: Mm-hmm

[01:04:27.16] kiwi: If you just log in.

[01:04:27.46] felix: I received the code, but I didn't do it yet.

[01:04:31.92] kiwi: If you click on that link, assuming the code hasn't expired yet, then you just need to log in and it will redeem it for you.

[01:04:35.71] mat: It has one.

[01:04:36.91] mat: I don't think... Me, Mao Mao Mao.

[01:04:41.31] kiwi: I'm gonna... I'm gonna BRB.

[01:04:41.56] felix: I'll try it.

[01:04:44.53] mat: reading.

[01:04:44.70] felix: Please log in to redeem.

[01:04:47.31] mat: It worked.

[01:04:47.58] kiwi: Yeah.

[01:04:48.53] mat: Yeah, it's still working.

[01:04:49.41] kiwi: Bye bye.

[01:04:50.01] mat: Bye-bye.

[01:04:51.99] mat: Alex, Alex, Alex, Felix, Felix, Felix, Felix, Felix, Felix, Felix.

[01:04:52.35] alex: Uh huh.

[01:05:05.56] mat: Thank you for watching me.

[01:05:05.78] alex: Yeah.

[01:05:09.22] alex: Oh yeah, no problem.

[01:05:11.80] mat: We should do it next week and then the week after that.

[01:05:17.32] alex: Is it every weekend after a episode?

[01:05:20.25] mat: It's for the next 10 weeks.

[01:05:24.25] alex: with the scent.

[01:05:25.09] alex: Oh, shit.

[01:05:26.35] mat: It's 10 episodes and one episode come out every week.

[01:05:26.89] alex: Okay.

[01:05:31.45] alex: Okay.

[01:05:33.31] alex: They need to clarify about that long next episode.

[01:05:36.96] alex: I need to know the long because like, I know, but like, they get a real long

[01:05:37.24] mat: About the what?

[01:05:42.32] mat: I don't think they will clarify that in the episode.

[01:05:45.95] mat: Maybe probably not.

[01:05:51.15] mat: Maybe they will clarify.

[01:05:52.41] mat: I'm going to check Reddit because typically to get the weird information you do that, you check in the Reddit.

[01:06:00.37] alex: I feel like I haven't opened the game yet.

[01:06:04.13] alex: Like, seeing what it looks like.

[01:06:06.22] felix: I could open it right now.

[01:06:08.96] alex: Yeah, but... Or maybe you can wait.

[01:06:13.49] felix: What?

[01:06:16.22] alex: I don't know.

[01:06:17.24] alex: I gotta stop to you.

[01:06:19.26] alex: Yeah, you can open it.

[01:06:19.87] felix: Is it different?

[01:06:25.36] felix: But is that my door when I open it?

[01:06:27.08] alex: Nothing.

[01:06:30.22] mat: Oh,

[01:06:30.73] alex: This fucking guy, we have to give up our phones at the school thing, which is annoying, because we're not allowed to be on our phone during break, but we are allowed to smoke.

[01:06:41.90] alex: So, you know, for the other people, it's fine, I guess.

[01:06:42.07] felix: Oh.

[01:06:43.32] felix: Fun.

[01:06:45.58] alex: I mean, I understand why it's like that.

[01:06:48.87] alex: But like, still, this one guy, he keeps doing this thing with his cheek where he makes that, you know, that sound, that notification sound that's like a bubble, like a water drop.

[01:07:00.43] felix: Yeah.

[01:07:00.48] mat: Oh, I just got along.

[01:07:00.67] alex: He keeps doing that with his fucking mouth.

[01:07:04.58] alex: Yeah, they're like, whoop.

[01:07:05.00] alex: And he does it all the time.

[01:07:07.76] alex: And I keep thinking someone's like got their phone, but it's fucking him doing that.

[01:07:11.57] felix: Oh god.

[01:07:12.25] felix: Did someone replicate the grinder notification sound?

[01:07:18.96] alex: No.

[01:07:21.68] alex: Shadoop played that out loud and see how many of them turned their heads.

[01:07:25.32] alex: Well, oh, did my stream just break?

[01:07:26.56] felix: Welcome.

[01:07:29.38] felix: Yeah, I died.

[01:07:30.21] alex: Ah, bro.

[01:07:31.88] felix: We have dex again.

[01:07:33.12] felix: Yeah, because my phone is better than my laptop.

[01:07:34.43] alex: Oh, wait, are you going to stream through DAX?

[01:07:40.84] felix: for the game.

[01:07:41.46] alex: Yeah, but how do you play Splatoon on this?

[01:07:45.66] felix: I can just switch my to the dock from my phone to the switch.

[01:07:50.78] alex: Oh, OK.

[01:07:53.34] felix: I forgot to change the output media, but it's good advice.

[01:07:56.12] mat: The email.

[01:07:58.58] felix: There you go.

[01:08:02.68] felix: Yeah, that's the what I'm using right now on the laptop.

[01:08:09.38] alex: Well, okay.

[01:08:10.32] alex: Feeds.

[01:08:11.77] felix: Oh.

[01:08:13.34] felix: Fears.

[01:08:15.19] alex: It's because it says, when it says your name, it's like welcome and then you use the name, but they censor your username.

[01:08:20.97] alex: For some reason.

[01:08:22.97] alex: Kiwi.

[01:08:24.30] kiwi: Happy to have you.

[01:08:26.93] alex: What?

[01:08:29.55] mat: Thank you.

[01:08:30.92] alex: Did you just go blah, blah, blah, blah?

[01:08:51.52] kiwi: I'm sorry.

[01:08:55.68] kiwi: Sorry.

[01:08:56.56] alex: I turn you up because you're so quiet and then you do that.

[01:08:59.08] alex: Like God.

[01:09:03.74] mat: Meow.

[01:09:04.04] felix: Oh my god.

[01:09:05.08] felix: Hi.

[01:09:07.25] kiwi: Chris.

[01:09:07.70] alex: uh uh bro that's mean um couldn't help it kiwi you should hear the stuff kiwi says to me

[01:09:08.51] felix: My laptop hates my Wi-Fi.

[01:09:12.77] kiwi: It's your lifeline.

[01:09:14.43] felix: Even Kiwi is back.

[01:09:17.32] kiwi: Yeah.

[01:09:19.09] felix: Oh, Alex!

[01:09:22.59] felix: Kill yourself.

[01:09:27.54] kiwi: That seems a little bit extreme.

[01:09:31.57] felix: No.

[01:09:35.51] felix: Yeah, I can imagine.

[01:09:41.85] kiwi: Name one bad thing I've ever said about you in your entire life.

[01:09:47.48] alex: Oh, there's loads of them like that time you did not get me that one thing.

[01:09:49.29] kiwi: Exactly, you can't.

[01:09:54.05] mat: Thank you so much.

[01:09:55.13] alex: Like how mean was that?

[01:09:55.76] felix: Oh my god.

[01:09:56.78] felix: There you QE.

[01:10:08.90] kiwi: i know there's literally two there's quite a difference between two and a million approximately nine hundred ninety nine thousand nine hundred

[01:10:09.38] alex: What?

[01:10:11.66] alex: There's like millions of streams at the same.

[01:10:15.08] alex: Oh yeah, you have to update the game.

[01:10:16.46] alex: Hmm?

[01:10:21.15] felix: Bye, bye, bye.

[01:10:30.70] kiwi: 98.

[01:10:33.61] mat: daily software.

[01:10:37.93] kiwi: I wish Alex would update his software.

[01:10:45.49] kiwi: More streams.

[01:10:50.62] felix: What's this about?

[01:10:53.42] kiwi: How many I don't know?

[01:10:54.28] kiwi: Four.

[01:10:54.62] kiwi: Oh, not anymore.

[01:11:00.20] alex: There we go, now it works.

[01:11:03.44] kiwi: Don't soil it for me.

[01:11:03.75] alex: This music is so good.

[01:11:04.88] kiwi: First literally in the harmony right now.

[01:11:05.16] mat: I'm on my bed.

[01:11:06.15] alex: I'm not, I'm not, don't worry.

[01:11:11.53] felix: So many shrimps.

[01:11:13.88] alex: I'm on the home menu right now.

[01:11:17.27] felix: It's literally in the home menu right now.

[01:11:23.65] kiwi: I am too.

[01:11:25.76] alex: Straight up home menuing it.

[01:11:33.76] kiwi: You go to the, oh wait, Felix.

[01:11:34.18] mat: Thank you very much.

[01:11:37.10] felix: What?

[01:11:39.08] kiwi: Okay, never mind.

[01:11:40.58] kiwi: I thought you went to the luminous square one and I was going to call you so cringe.

[01:11:44.98] felix: No.

[01:11:47.46] alex: It's like the same thing.

[01:11:48.70] alex: Is it?

[01:11:49.65] kiwi: It's Janney and Lycan.

[01:11:53.05] alex: Wait, can I come?

[01:11:54.67] kiwi: Yeah, Easter kid.

[01:11:56.69] felix: Jenny.

[01:11:57.39] felix: Connie.

[01:11:57.59] alex: What?

[01:11:57.99] alex: Well, I don't have it on full screen.

[01:12:01.24] kiwi: Janney and Lycan.

[01:12:01.66] alex: Johnny Pex.

[01:12:03.76] kiwi: Jenny peps oh my god oh i just i just remember the ugly firing woman in liminal square do you remember alex one was a fuck-ass ball i know that's why i said woman plural that's me you should have done it earlier than video

[01:12:07.26] mat: Can you follow up over here?

[01:12:07.99] felix: ah blah blah blah blah I thug in a suit

[01:12:16.12] alex: No, but there was two of them.

[01:12:24.36] alex: Bro, you're spoiling the event.

[01:12:25.73] alex: I have not done yet.

[01:12:27.12] alex: That probably doesn't matter that much.

[01:12:34.09] alex: Okay, have you done it then?

[01:12:35.33] kiwi: As you see, no differences.

[01:12:37.63] alex: Exactly.

[01:12:37.99] kiwi: I don't care.

[01:12:38.11] alex: You literally played scribble and I'll show down for a little while.

[01:12:40.06] mat: You can also play this game.

[01:12:40.20] felix: Filter Vibrant include Corrin in the photo.

[01:12:44.75] kiwi: Oh, it's one of these events.

[01:12:46.48] kiwi: They put corn in the game.

[01:12:51.06] felix: A little.

[01:12:54.48] felix: Oh, here he is.

[01:12:59.28] felix: Can I just take a picture without his consent?

[01:13:03.77] alex: I mean, you do that all the time anyhow.

[01:13:07.49] felix: I didn't ask you.

[01:13:15.10] kiwi: What?

[01:13:15.60] felix: Oh, we have filters.

[01:13:17.44] felix: Vibrating.

[01:13:19.97] kiwi: Huh, that's not the regular home screen.

[01:13:21.37] felix: Can I do this?

[01:13:23.00] alex: What would you mean?

[01:13:41.49] kiwi: Oh my god, I hate them, sorry.

[01:13:42.47] mat: Yes.

[01:13:42.57] mat: Yes.

[01:13:44.39] alex: Bruh, a few legs.

[01:13:46.52] felix: Why?

[01:13:48.33] alex: How is your game updated?

[01:13:49.49] alex: The Splatoon.

[01:13:51.04] felix: Which one?

[01:13:55.54] felix: I believe so.

[01:13:56.46] felix: I played yesterday.

[01:13:57.60] alex: Okay.

[01:14:01.08] alex: Oh, what?

[01:14:02.56] kiwi: How much was it?

[01:14:05.71] felix: Like in time?

[01:14:06.67] felix: I don't get your question.

[01:14:09.27] kiwi: Jesus Christ, okay.

[01:14:14.12] alex: Here's how many eggs we got in this server.

[01:14:19.64] kiwi: 1.5 billion.

[01:14:20.82] kiwi: Speaking of the grand festival, it's now

[01:14:22.48] felix: Oh yeah.

[01:14:22.95] alex: That's like more people on planet Splatoon, which is zero because humans are extinct.

[01:14:27.79] felix: True.

[01:14:47.45] alex: This music is like a mashup of each new station theme.

[01:14:53.52] kiwi: Yeah, it is.

[01:14:55.78] kiwi: Fizzbangs!

[01:14:57.90] kiwi: I've got about Fizzbangs, I'm so high.

[01:15:02.80] kiwi: And we all choose present, we did, right?

[01:15:05.10] kiwi: Oh!

[01:15:05.57] alex: Yeah.

[01:15:06.44] kiwi: I mean... I mean, come on.

[01:15:11.80] kiwi: You know.

[01:15:14.40] kiwi: Game update, who gives a fuck, y'all, y'all, y'all, no third kids, woohoo.

[01:15:23.69] kiwi: Oh it's a... Haha Bro don't have Denny's.

[01:15:23.74] felix: Man, this sad, but I need Denny's.

[01:15:29.42] alex: Oh yeah, you might as well farm Denny's.

[01:15:33.47] kiwi: Bro doesn't have Denny's.

[01:15:36.11] felix: Yeah, what about it?

[01:15:37.99] kiwi: Denny Lowe.

[01:15:39.59] kiwi: Bro's Denny Lowe's.

[01:15:41.59] kiwi: What?

[01:15:41.89] kiwi: 15, that ain't even that many.

[01:15:46.73] kiwi: Oh I fell down.

[01:15:50.03] kiwi: What the fuck?

[01:15:52.07] kiwi: This is a bus.

[01:15:54.52] kiwi: Go elsewhere.

[01:15:54.97] alex: Bus.

[01:15:55.44] kiwi: Does it ink show?

[01:15:57.35] alex: Bus.

[01:16:01.57] alex: Right.

[01:16:06.06] kiwi: This is so cool.

[01:16:07.56] kiwi: Oh, the frame rate.

[01:16:11.40] kiwi: Okay.

[01:16:17.72] kiwi: This is given very altering.

[01:16:23.46] kiwi: Oh, you get all inked up and shit.

[01:16:29.79] kiwi: It feels kind of Coachella.

[01:16:33.30] alex: Right.

[01:16:38.17] kiwi: Holy shit, this is huge.

[01:16:38.44] alex: Brospin to one music video.

[01:16:43.32] kiwi: Oh, it's Invisible Wolf.

[01:16:45.53] mat: Man out.

[01:16:46.19] alex: Wait, you got merch there?

[01:16:50.49] alex: I had Spike.

[01:16:52.29] mat: What is different.

[01:16:55.76] alex: Yeah, it's just the own screen.

[01:17:07.54] felix: Thank you, Alex, for helping me build Ellen.

[01:17:12.03] alex: Oh, yeah.

[01:17:12.69] alex: I mean, I just told you go for a crit and ice.

[01:17:13.53] kiwi: Holy shit.

[01:17:18.90] felix: You just said, like, if you want a stronger team, use Ellen.

[01:17:19.23] kiwi: I hate how far it seems then.

[01:17:22.36] felix: And I was like, sure.

[01:17:25.10] felix: But it indeed did help.

[01:17:25.46] kiwi: Oh my god, there's some uglies there, I need to get away.

[01:17:26.04] alex: Yeah, it's, it's a really good addition for your team, though, especially if you're going to main like on.

[01:17:27.86] kiwi: Yeah, like Lycon is Ellen's best support.

[01:17:40.66] alex: Yeah.

[01:17:41.76] kiwi: Well, you can do shit.

[01:17:41.89] alex: And it's only because it just triggers passive.

[01:17:46.31] kiwi: Yeah, this passive is good.

[01:17:47.55] kiwi: It gives like ice fresh red and ice damage bonus or something.

[01:17:51.65] kiwi: Octavio's here?

[01:17:51.94] alex: Yeah.

[01:17:54.26] alex: Yeah.

[01:17:58.55] kiwi: Why can't we buy this much?

[01:18:00.91] kiwi: Like actually... Is this...?

[01:18:01.70] alex: In game.

[01:18:04.76] alex: I hate, like you see the merchant that it's like Japan exclusive.

[01:18:07.54] kiwi: Oh my god, again!

[01:18:08.41] mat: Thank you.

[01:18:09.40] kiwi: I can't... I keep finding the ugliest!

[01:18:15.32] kiwi: Is this where the slaves are?

[01:18:16.42] kiwi: Oh my god... I hear them!

[01:18:27.97] kiwi: let's go does it change who's like at the big stage depending on who you voted for okay well they deserve to be here oh so you're spoiling the game

[01:18:35.48] alex: No, they, yeah, when the song changes, they do, they do like fog, smoke, and then they teleport to the other stage and play a different song.

[01:18:35.55] felix: I think it changes just from time to time.

[01:18:47.55] alex: Cause I moved to this place mid song change.

[01:18:51.95] alex: And I was like, wait, I tried to look for off the hook.

[01:18:52.61] mat: There's so many little guys

[01:18:59.70] kiwi: Yeah.

[01:19:01.38] alex: I was wondering like, what if you just go there and it's like deep cut again.

[01:19:06.14] kiwi: They look like hippies.

[01:19:13.79] alex: I wonder if they must jellyfish after the people that play at the real concerts.

[01:19:24.06] alex: Oh yeah.

[01:19:31.02] kiwi: This is ebb and flow, right?

[01:19:38.42] mat: Anya, Anya, Anya.

[01:19:53.11] kiwi: Oh, shake key change.

[01:19:58.35] kiwi: Looks like I'm wanking some guy off in the sky.

[01:20:01.70] alex: Wait, how'd you do that?

[01:20:08.11] felix: I'm waking some guy up in the sky.

[01:20:09.07] alex: Actually, how do you even?

[01:20:09.81] alex: Yeah, on Twitter.

[01:20:11.15] felix: What?

[01:20:21.20] kiwi: bet right i'm sure it's awful right now oh yeah they did the pose oh they died

[01:20:24.95] mat: to frame for a second.

[01:20:28.56] alex: Do you also hear that?

[01:20:30.85] alex: Sounds like processed Twitter.

[01:20:45.18] alex: They have the kebab machine in Splatoon.

[01:20:49.69] kiwi: This is so sick.

[01:20:52.30] alex: Yeah.

[01:20:56.24] alex: I literally had a donor kebab today.

[01:21:00.32] kiwi: Yeah, and you like died.

[01:21:01.16] felix: Let.

[01:21:03.24] alex: Yeah, my mom poisoned me.

[01:21:06.92] alex: Wait, see, Kiwi, look.

[01:21:10.01] mat: Hmm.

[01:21:10.24] kiwi: Wait, keep me there.

[01:21:12.86] kiwi: Oh, it's visual shift probably.

[01:21:14.53] kiwi: Oh, the shots are just the same.

[01:21:16.43] kiwi: That's boring.

[01:21:18.70] alex: You say that as if you, like, merge more than Spike.

[01:21:21.19] alex: Or you probably do, because, never mind.

[01:21:29.71] kiwi: I need a ball gag for him.

[01:21:34.79] alex: Oh, that would turn.

[01:21:39.08] alex: What song is this?

[01:21:41.16] alex: Were they touching each other like that?

[01:21:42.50] alex: Wait, how do you do the dancing thing?

[01:21:43.65] kiwi: Not you being uncultured.

[01:21:49.74] alex: Oh, there it is.

[01:21:50.67] kiwi: Oh, Big Phop is over there.

[01:21:55.52] felix: In quiet.

[01:21:57.86] kiwi: Sorry, I meant to say deep flop, not big flop.

[01:22:09.24] alex: Have you guys seen the bouncer?

[01:22:12.97] kiwi: What?

[01:22:14.05] kiwi: Oh yeah.

[01:22:14.22] alex: The bouncer.

[01:22:14.80] alex: He's just there.

[01:22:17.87] mat: It was going, going, going.

[01:22:22.07] mat: Just a good.

[01:22:22.41] alex: Can they not just do this for every spot fest?

[01:22:26.52] felix: well this last one yeah I guess this is the last one oh god

[01:22:27.83] alex: It feels like it feels like this should be like an MMO.

[01:22:31.79] kiwi: They're doing it for every Splatoon 3 Splatfest from now on.

[01:22:38.40] alex: They actually are.

[01:22:40.85] kiwi: Well, this is the last one.

[01:22:42.05] kiwi: And they're going to do a rerun of, like, Mayo Ketchup or some shit.

[01:22:44.42] alex: No, but people said that there might be more.

[01:22:49.45] alex: Yeah, Mayo ketchup and horserail-ish, because it's got to be three of them.

[01:22:56.19] alex: Like, this is right outside where the Eiffel Tower fell.

[01:23:01.67] felix: Yeah.

[01:23:03.72] alex: Oh my God.

[01:23:03.72] mat: you.

[01:23:04.99] felix: Which means this is in France.

[01:23:08.42] alex: Right, but like this is when France was overtaken, which is nice.

[01:23:13.99] alex: Carrie, they have the thing that we saw in London.

[01:23:18.15] kiwi: that thing.

[01:23:19.13] kiwi: I feel like I don't play this game with um what is like lights that is so cool.

[01:23:28.74] kiwi: I feel like I don't play this game with what what do you want to laugh like I don't know really any of this but the songs.

[01:23:41.37] alex: Are they performing the same song at the same time?

[01:23:50.44] alex: Yeah.

[01:24:06.85] mat: Thank you.

[01:24:07.04] alex: Is that making a sound effect?

[01:24:17.63] kiwi: Look at me walking.

[01:24:20.61] alex: All right.

[01:24:23.38] felix: Yeah.

[01:24:23.39] kiwi: Wait, I should have added like being able to play with other people.

[01:24:29.11] alex: Yeah, that's what I was saying.

[01:24:29.88] kiwi: But in the lobby, I could do this in front of Alex.

[01:24:30.85] alex: Imagine this was an MMO and you can walk around.

[01:24:37.08] kiwi: Anyway.

[01:24:37.53] alex: Where's Krusty Sean?

[01:24:38.67] alex: He has to be somewhere, right?

[01:24:41.84] alex: How do you get food buffs?

[01:24:42.16] kiwi: This is so cool dude.

[01:24:44.74] alex: Have you seen, wait, go to the stage, Kiwi?

[01:24:48.29] kiwi: Oh, now it's Spike.

[01:24:50.56] alex: Yeah, yeah, that one.

[01:24:52.60] alex: Oh, wait, I'm looking at my own stream.

[01:24:53.50] kiwi: No, but now it's Spike's hair.

[01:24:58.38] kiwi: Look.

[01:24:59.00] alex: Wait.

[01:24:59.76] kiwi: Oh, God.

[01:25:00.08] alex: Oh, OK, wait, go to this stage.

[01:25:06.07] alex: And go to the look at the left in that pen.

[01:25:13.81] kiwi: Dead fish.

[01:25:19.40] kiwi: whoa there's not one you're looking at that's so sick leave over there wait for down here this is crazy because like no one's buying much of these guys or them this is where it's at

[01:25:46.92] alex: What if we all stood at the same place and we pretended to be like next to each other?

[01:25:54.29] kiwi: No.

[01:25:56.35] alex: Okay.

[01:25:57.05] kiwi: It's crazy how Deep Cut have one song.

[01:25:59.04] kiwi: But that's all they have.

[01:26:04.88] kiwi: What's even called?

[01:26:06.20] kiwi: Who cares?

[01:26:06.61] felix: This is so cute This is so cute

[01:26:10.46] kiwi: What's going on?

[01:26:13.40] kiwi: Oh yeah, you're in the game as well.

[01:26:13.94] mat: Okay.

[01:26:20.64] alex: The sunset is crazy here.

[01:26:23.27] kiwi: Yeah.

[01:26:26.20] alex: I just, I think you could like move around even more, but I don't know.

[01:26:30.24] alex: Like there's other stages.

[01:26:32.46] alex: Maybe that's a, I don't know.

[01:26:38.36] alex: They're grooving to the beat, but like they're doing a different move when they go, hey, hey, hey.

[01:26:51.79] kiwi: Right color?

[01:26:52.09] kiwi: Or, oh wait, no we can't do that, can we?

[01:26:54.93] alex: Tri-color?

[01:26:55.11] kiwi: We need... Can you play blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub

[01:27:00.48] felix: Only if we leave someone out.

[01:27:04.29] alex: Ah, right.

[01:27:06.57] alex: Kiwi is that the third game has a mode called Tri-Color and you cannot play it with three friends.

[01:27:14.21] felix: Yeah.

[01:27:19.54] felix: Bro's blabbing.

[01:27:22.90] alex: So Kiwi does anyway.

[01:27:23.11] mat: Robbie.

[01:27:23.84] alex: Blop blop blop blop blop blop blop blop blop blop blop blop blop blop blop blop blop blop blop blop blop blop blop blop blop blop blop

[01:27:35.26] alex: Well, here we have you made an Excel sheet.

[01:27:42.94] kiwi: God, 69 reds on TikTok.

[01:27:45.36] kiwi: Who's reading them?

[01:27:46.34] kiwi: Not me.

[01:27:46.88] kiwi: We have notifications from Alex on TikTok.

[01:27:48.83] alex: 16 what?

[01:27:55.42] alex: Yeah.

[01:27:56.66] alex: I mean, I get twice the amount on Instagram, but I'm a good friend who, you know, would say.

[01:27:59.10] felix: Yeah.

[01:28:00.33] kiwi: he sends me shit like this and it's like okay i have no suppression on you can't hear shit i sent him no i sent you this

[01:28:21.48] alex: I didn't send you that.

[01:28:22.57] alex: Yeah, exactly.

[01:28:27.05] alex: I just realized I'm maining a fucking... Why am I maining this weapon?

[01:28:30.78] kiwi: Love it.

[01:28:31.20] kiwi: Love it.

[01:28:33.32] mat: We chose to go on vacation.

[01:28:44.56] felix: Why are you may need this open?

[01:28:46.54] alex: I haven't played this game in a while.

[01:28:48.75] alex: I forgot I chose, this is my weapon of choice for some reason.

[01:28:55.19] felix: Where is your splattershot pro?

[01:28:58.68] alex: Yeah, but like, I'm not good enough for that right now.

[01:29:03.98] kiwi: It doesn't require scale.

[01:29:04.14] alex: This'll get me in.

[01:29:04.94] alex: All right, then why don't you play them?

[01:29:05.12] kiwi: Because I'm not cheap.

[01:29:12.16] alex: No, well, if it doesn't require skill, then surely you'd be able to play well with it.

[01:29:12.81] kiwi: Remember this?

[01:29:15.31] kiwi: What was the joke about that?

[01:29:19.59] mat: you

[01:29:34.91] alex: Kayla will do anything but ready.

[01:29:38.18] kiwi: Cause I wanted to find this video, also Felix isn't ready to fight but it's not my fault.

[01:29:43.02] alex: Felix was ready though.

[01:29:43.29] felix: I just unreadied up to change my emo.

[01:29:47.74] kiwi: Wait, what is your email Alex?

[01:29:51.26] kiwi: Are you a lowdowner like the rest of us?

[01:29:53.50] kiwi: Mine's literally called the lowdown.

[01:29:54.29] alex: Yeah, I've always been low down.

[01:29:57.17] alex: I've always been on the down low.

[01:29:57.54] felix: Are you a downer?

[01:30:01.20] kiwi: I am a downer.

[01:30:01.98] kiwi: I'm just really sad.

[01:30:03.58] alex: I've always been gay on the low.

[01:30:04.58] kiwi: Well, so now Alex went ready up.

[01:30:05.06] alex: You guys keep un-reading up.

[01:30:08.92] kiwi: Sorry.

[01:30:10.61] alex: And I want to be like you guys.

[01:30:14.79] alex: Like, what do you mean?

[01:30:16.07] felix: In what way?

[01:30:19.15] felix: British, Brazilian?

[01:30:19.81] alex: What way?

[01:30:20.25] alex: No, you guys un-ready and you make me feel like I'm being left out.

[01:30:28.46] felix: No.

[01:30:32.39] kiwi: That's not as funny as I thought it would be.

[01:30:35.01] alex: What are you watching?

[01:30:36.79] alex: I didn't send you, oh, I did send, I think I remember now.

[01:30:38.24] kiwi: I'm watching the shit you send me.

[01:30:42.74] kiwi: It's very not good in comparison to the stuff I send you.

[01:30:46.58] kiwi: Sorry.

[01:30:47.83] alex: Right, which is mulch.

[01:30:52.85] alex: Right.

[01:30:53.91] kiwi: Wait, did you see the... Oh, did I send that to Felix?

[01:30:59.17] kiwi: i did the one with the cows sorry i feel like it shouldn't be taking 70 seconds to match you know and this like that you know

[01:31:25.20] felix: Emergency.

[01:31:27.18] alex: Yeah, I'd really hope that would speed up.

[01:31:27.18] felix: Emergency.

[01:31:27.21] mat: Oh no.

[01:31:29.70] kiwi: Oh, the ink so close, spotty.

[01:31:34.62] kiwi: Ink's like sparkly.

[01:31:38.86] kiwi: The ink spotty.

[01:31:39.81] felix: Arkley?

[01:31:42.03] kiwi: Yeah, look, there's blue in there.

[01:31:42.71] felix: Is it?

[01:31:44.09] kiwi: There's blue.

[01:31:45.70] felix: Oh, I see it.

[01:31:47.87] kiwi: You silly Dumbo.

[01:31:49.11] kiwi: It's because you're bad.

[01:31:50.70] felix: My screen resolution is so low.

[01:31:56.46] felix: No.

[01:31:57.97] felix: That's not true.

[01:31:58.81] felix: Yeah.

[01:31:59.06] kiwi: I guess, I guess you're not bad then.

[01:32:05.88] kiwi: That's really sad, because I thought you were bad, but you're not.

[01:32:12.14] felix: I'm not bad for you.

[01:32:13.24] felix: Oh god.

[01:32:20.42] felix: Who did that?

[01:32:22.56] mat: Not me.

[01:32:23.19] kiwi: Yeah.

[01:32:23.23] alex: This has actually taken two minutes so far.

[01:32:26.39] alex: Yeah.

[01:32:27.69] felix: Not cute.

[01:32:30.74] kiwi: in the final slot best.

[01:32:33.48] kiwi: That's not good for the numbers.

[01:32:37.16] kiwi: It's just because everyone chose the correct team, so we just don't have any enemies.

[01:32:42.84] alex: Huh?

[01:32:43.49] mat: Why did Swift on security go to ZZZ?

[01:32:44.45] kiwi: I guess it is kind of hard.

[01:32:51.15] felix: Not enough players?

[01:32:51.49] kiwi: Oh, that's it.

[01:32:55.26] alex: Okay, spot, Grand Fest, not enough players, Grand Fest canceled.

[01:32:55.28] kiwi: I've never seen that before.

[01:32:56.07] mat: ... fell off... fell off...

[01:32:58.55] felix: dead game but someone just wanted 100x okay what's true really so mean to me for no reason

[01:33:00.48] alex: God.

[01:33:01.64] kiwi: Literally dead game.

[01:33:04.74] kiwi: Not us.

[01:33:10.32] kiwi: Not you being poor.

[01:33:11.30] kiwi: Bro tried to downball and he didn't have anything.

[01:33:25.50] kiwi: I'm never mean.

[01:33:27.86] felix: Uh huh.

[01:33:30.33] felix: Look at your mean face.

[01:33:34.14] kiwi: no what do you think about cutlery yeah i put it on my instagram you did you did and i didn't want to watch it because i'm really stubborn about listening to new songs for some reason and i listened to it and i was like oh this is really good i don't know why i did that

[01:33:38.92] mat: I like it.

[01:33:39.72] mat: I showed it to you.

[01:33:41.66] mat: I was the one that showed it to you.

[01:33:45.22] mat: Oh, Alex.

[01:34:04.19] kiwi: Oh, it says grand festival, nothing.

[01:34:07.66] alex: Yeah.

[01:34:08.75] kiwi: What a grand festival.

[01:34:08.76] felix: Yeah.

[01:34:09.99] mat: Did you listen to the song with Krunt earlier?

[01:34:12.46] alex: What?

[01:34:18.17] alex: Oh, is it the one that has the black and white and like the, what's the artist's name that draws the yellow and red and blue squares?

[01:34:18.88] kiwi: Did I just go by Len?

[01:34:26.72] kiwi: Oh, we had to do stuff by him, but ours was not interesting.

[01:34:29.80] mat: I don't know.

[01:34:30.15] alex: Yeah, we did that too in third grade.

[01:34:30.56] mat: I don't know.

[01:34:34.49] alex: But what's his name?

[01:34:37.07] kiwi: It seems like my call.

[01:34:39.09] kiwi: Quick.

[01:34:40.32] mat: It was the guy, the animal.

[01:34:41.84] alex: Michael Painter.

[01:34:44.02] alex: But yeah, I did listen to the song.

[01:34:45.50] alex: It sounds really nice.

[01:34:47.69] mat: It was.

[01:34:50.37] alex: It reminded me of something.

[01:34:51.71] alex: It felt like the aesthetic of the image is like what black and white remakes should look like.

[01:35:04.47] kiwi: This is actually ridiculous.

[01:35:06.76] kiwi: I'm not gonna lie.

[01:35:10.60] kiwi: It's one of our like internet bosses or something.

[01:35:14.46] alex: No, the issue is not enough players.

[01:35:18.04] kiwi: Yeah, but like, wow.

[01:35:21.40] alex: I don't know.

[01:35:22.28] alex: We need to... Such lovely colors.

[01:35:24.66] felix: Maybe the time of the day.

[01:35:27.50] kiwi: Is there a cartoon boy come on?

[01:35:31.14] kiwi: Like...

[01:35:32.05] mat: So many followers.

[01:35:36.18] kiwi: Is everyone just going tricolor?

[01:35:37.68] kiwi: Hold on.

[01:35:41.47] mat: I can't find, I tried searching guy, open arms, open painting, but it wasn't there.

[01:35:57.79] kiwi: PA Mondrian.

[01:36:00.95] kiwi: Always Dutch.

[01:36:02.28] kiwi: That's embarrassing.

[01:36:05.49] alex: a mom tree in.

[01:36:09.71] kiwi: Like this is, imagine thinking you get to call yourself an artist.

[01:36:15.44] kiwi: Like this is all you do.

[01:36:19.32] felix: Again.

[01:36:21.37] mat: Germany.

[01:36:28.15] felix: And team present won another battle.

[01:36:31.49] kiwi: We go again.

[01:36:31.89] felix: 3-3-3-x.

[01:36:33.16] alex: Yeah, I wish we could be winning battles.

[01:36:36.75] kiwi: They should increase the rates of a free free free x.

[01:36:38.63] felix: Sick, our squad down miss.

[01:36:42.01] alex: It should increase the rates of battles so we could actually play the game.

[01:36:45.03] felix: Yeah.

[01:36:46.45] mat: Thank you.

[01:36:58.35] alex: Have you guys seen that image?

[01:36:59.37] alex: It's like, does nothing compared to shoot themselves in the foot.

[01:37:03.86] alex: What is this business technique called?

[01:37:05.72] alex: Yeah.

[01:37:06.96] kiwi: It's the Nintendo.

[01:37:11.76] kiwi: Right first.

[01:37:14.38] kiwi: No, no.

[01:37:15.58] kiwi: Okay.

[01:37:24.95] kiwi: Six, this buff has gone on for 16 hours already.

[01:37:29.91] alex: Wait, what?

[01:37:30.27] felix: yep it started yesterday it's 72 hours three yeah bruh

[01:37:38.16] alex: Yeah, but wait, 72 hours is how many days?

[01:37:44.66] alex: That means that on the weekend, on Sundays over.

[01:37:47.61] alex: That's so cringe.

[01:37:59.27] alex: Wait, are you kidding?

[01:38:00.41] alex: Because I thought it'd start tomorrow.

[01:38:02.56] felix: Mario it's Leslie

[01:38:12.59] mat: period.

[01:38:40.44] kiwi: This is... It might be worth trying to restart us, which is an awesome thing.

[01:38:51.47] mat: Yeah.

[01:38:55.53] felix: you

[01:39:10.06] alex: I don't know if that would change anything, but if you guys want to do that.

[01:39:14.01] kiwi: But I think it's an internet issue.

[01:39:20.79] kiwi: There's no other reason why this would be happening.

[01:39:20.98] alex: Wait, hold on.

[01:39:21.68] alex: I'm going to Google, there's just such not enough players on Twitter.

[01:39:25.48] kiwi: Well, I just looked it up.

[01:39:27.27] alex: Yeah, well, you didn't tell me that.

[01:39:28.36] kiwi: That's what I did.

[01:39:30.50] kiwi: Stupid.

[01:39:31.20] mat: Yeah.

[01:39:32.82] kiwi: What do you think I was typing away for?

[01:39:34.78] kiwi: Okay.

[01:39:36.18] alex: Probably just to look something like this right inside.

[01:39:39.96] felix: Okay, let's restart her switch.

[01:39:40.16] alex: Oh my God.

[01:39:41.56] alex: All right.

[01:39:44.26] kiwi: How do you turn this page off?

[01:39:46.90] kiwi: Remember, you have to hold the bell button.

[01:39:47.43] mat: Hold the button.

[01:39:47.64] felix: You holding the thing?

[01:39:50.54] kiwi: What?

[01:39:50.72] kiwi: Can you hold home?

[01:39:51.54] kiwi: Is that what?

[01:39:52.81] felix: No.

[01:39:55.05] kiwi: What do you do then?

[01:39:55.38] alex: Oh, you can only just leave one.

[01:39:55.63] felix: It has to be the power button.

[01:39:58.89] kiwi: That's all I have to get out.

[01:40:03.13] kiwi: And like, do shit.

[01:40:03.28] felix: Kill issue.

[01:40:09.54] mat: That's crazy.

[01:40:11.44] mat: Everything moves with restart three times before.

[01:40:18.29] alex: Yeah, you only see that on the scrum cord.

[01:40:19.83] mat: Is the Xbox Series X connected to the HDMI?

[01:40:19.90] kiwi: It's like... It's reminded me of when... SimpleFlipz made a video.

[01:40:20.92] alex: There we go.

[01:40:28.12] kiwi: He wanted to make a Mario Party video.

[01:40:30.59] kiwi: Instead, he just uploaded a podcast with them trying to set up Mario Party and it not working.

[01:40:36.32] mat: Yeah, like the talking about podcasts.

[01:40:36.67] alex: A podcast?

[01:40:38.99] kiwi: No, they tried to get Mario Party to work for like three hours and it just didn't.

[01:40:43.62] kiwi: So they just uploaded that as a video.

[01:40:49.00] alex: Great content.

[01:40:51.36] kiwi: yeah me i i told them is your own oh that was what my ps5 was looking like like days ago i changed my things like only does five gigahertz let me look at my wi-fi

[01:40:52.83] felix: Oh my god.

[01:40:55.35] mat: Did you see the clips that I posted rank?

[01:41:01.21] alex: Oh, kilobytes per second.

[01:41:03.09] alex: Oh.

[01:41:05.60] felix: Not even a single megabyte.

[01:41:09.37] mat: Yeah, you go British

[01:41:21.17] felix: Is there an option to do that on the switch?

[01:41:24.61] alex: NAT type.

[01:41:24.61] kiwi: I don't know.

[01:41:26.39] alex: Matt, what does NAT type mean?

[01:41:27.85] alex: I got B.

[01:41:28.73] alex: 54!

[01:41:28.75] alex: 54.9 megabytes per second.

[01:41:28.96] kiwi: It means like how restrictive your internet thing is, kind of.

[01:41:33.57] alex: Still 54.

[01:41:35.56] kiwi: Fiftyfold.

[01:41:35.63] alex: Download speed is 55 megabytes per second, which means I can download

[01:41:45.17] kiwi: Frequency band is five bigger parts.

[01:41:48.73] alex: I can download like three, like max discord uploaded things at once.

[01:41:51.48] mat: OP.

[01:41:58.64] mat: That's megabits, not megabyte.

[01:41:59.13] felix: True.

[01:42:02.38] mat: Sorry.

[01:42:02.96] mat: Sorry, I have to.

[01:42:03.06] alex: Oh, what's the difference?

[01:42:04.50] felix: Matt's ruining the joke.

[01:42:08.54] alex: Wait, wait, how do I tell between megabyte, megabit, and med, and there's,

[01:42:11.58] felix: Matt is super anti misinformation.

[01:42:15.41] kiwi: This megabit is the lowercase b. All right, Jesus.

[01:42:17.18] alex: megabytes, megabits.

[01:42:18.46] alex: No, I didn't finish.

[01:42:21.19] alex: Megabytes, megabits, and megabits.

[01:42:24.68] kiwi: Maybe it is.

[01:42:25.31] felix: Alex.

[01:42:26.82] felix: get megabits divided by 8, and that's how many megabytes.

[01:42:26.95] alex: Yeah.

[01:42:32.26] alex: Okay, okay.

[01:42:34.50] felix: So if my upload is 8 megabits, I'm uploading 1 megabyte.

[01:42:34.74] alex: So bits are bigger.

[01:42:44.92] mat: Your upload is higher than your download that's crazy

[01:42:45.45] kiwi: oh that never happened that's because Felix mine is as well because i'm better than Felix it means that your wifi is going up

[01:42:49.51] felix: I know.

[01:42:52.91] felix: It's because it's to the 2.4 gigahertz.

[01:42:56.51] felix: I can't force it to the 5 gigahertz.

[01:42:58.30] alex: My frequency band is five gigahertz.

[01:43:01.08] alex: What does that mean?

[01:43:01.70] alex: Is that like 5G?

[01:43:04.62] mat: Yeah.

[01:43:04.66] felix: Not 5G.

[01:43:05.63] alex: It's not 5G, but like what Wi-Fi version of 5G?

[01:43:09.25] alex: Oh.

[01:43:10.28] mat: It's Wi-Fi five.

[01:43:12.06] mat: Yeah.

[01:43:13.12] felix: I guess you could say the 5G version of Wi-Fi is 6 gigahertz.

[01:43:17.34] alex: It's just leaking my IP address.

[01:43:20.80] felix: Who cares?

[01:43:23.53] felix: What's... What are... What's Meg gonna do?

[01:43:23.58] alex: Bro, I don't... Wait, Matt, what can you do with that number?

[01:43:24.39] kiwi: We literally know your home address.

[01:43:26.17] mat: Do you guys want my IP address?

[01:43:27.89] mat: I'll type it out.

[01:43:30.33] mat: I'm going to type it to funder.203.2.158.

[01:43:32.13] mat: My IP address, bro.

[01:43:34.23] alex: Oh, no, but what can you do?

[01:43:35.33] mat: Just wanted to give you some funds.

[01:43:42.72] kiwi: Matt seems like the kind of person to know his IP address off my heart.

[01:43:43.49] alex: Can you just type that on Google and then find it?

[01:43:54.24] felix: or sharing everything.

[01:44:01.04] kiwi: you guys don't join in five seconds you owe me lots of money just tons tons of cash you still owe me

[01:44:06.45] alex: Okay, I guess we have to leave the voice chat now.

[01:44:09.23] felix: Yeah.

[01:44:11.71] alex: Sorry, Kiwi.

[01:44:13.24] felix: Now I owe you two cents.

[01:44:18.88] alex: Yeah, that's a lot of money in Brazil, so you should be grateful, Kiwi.

[01:44:22.58] felix: Yeah.

[01:44:23.70] felix: That's like $2 billion for me.

[01:44:28.58] alex: That's like, you can get a house with that.

[01:44:31.84] felix: Exactly.

[01:44:38.16] kiwi: Notice that I'm yawning because I'm so bored.

[01:44:41.77] alex: Oh, that sucks.

[01:44:42.98] felix: Bro is bored.

[01:44:43.55] alex: You have plenty of time to yawn when we're waiting multiple minutes to get into a lobby.

[01:44:48.98] alex: I'm joining right now.

[01:44:49.91] mat: Thank you.

[01:44:50.35] kiwi: No, but I was looking for something on TikTok, so that's why.

[01:44:50.57] mat: Thank you.

[01:44:53.43] kiwi: This means boring.

[01:44:57.02] felix: Who are you, Alex?

[01:44:59.89] felix: If Alex doesn't join in five seconds...

[01:45:04.29] alex: It says joining right there on my screen because I'm joining.

[01:45:06.95] kiwi: If Alex isn't in the room right now, he needs to something like that.

[01:45:10.39] kiwi: Oh, he wasn't able, I said it.

[01:45:16.88] alex: God.

[01:45:16.99] kiwi: Oh, you're inside his meme.

[01:45:17.36] alex: Yeah, that's what you just asked me to do.

[01:45:20.49] kiwi: Oh, you're using that ugly stringer.

[01:45:21.86] kiwi: Oh, I want to plow you.

[01:45:25.20] alex: God, the hypocrisy of this man.

[01:45:29.21] alex: You can't stop falling, stop falling on me.

[01:45:33.35] alex: God.

[01:45:33.87] alex: Yeah, but you're being annoying.

[01:45:37.65] mat: Ha ha ha

[01:45:38.62] kiwi: What do you feel?

[01:45:40.79] felix: oh there we go we got a match it was not me I do Alex why are you surprised okay it is not

[01:45:45.15] alex: I was at this grand festival on the scene.

[01:45:45.42] kiwi: Oh my god, Felix, what's the problem?

[01:45:56.67] alex: Guys, guys.

[01:45:58.94] alex: We got on a match.

[01:46:01.32] kiwi: It's a 10x as well.

[01:46:04.52] alex: Jump.

[01:46:05.43] kiwi: I'm going to take my shower.

[01:46:05.48] alex: We're with jump.

[01:46:08.81] felix: Any bears?

[01:46:11.12] alex: Beatrice.

[01:46:12.91] felix: Oh god.

[01:46:13.47] felix: This is terrible.

[01:46:14.49] kiwi: Oh, his bangs!

[01:46:15.03] alex: Did they make a new song for this?

[01:46:17.85] alex: Fistbanks, I just remember Fistbanks.

[01:46:18.62] felix: Oh no.

[01:46:19.14] felix: Oof.

[01:46:21.87] kiwi: Oh, yes!

[01:46:24.74] kiwi: Felix DC.

[01:46:25.62] kiwi: DC, it doesn't matter.

[01:46:27.96] mat: What does this?

[01:46:28.03] alex: It froze right when I was getting a kill.

[01:46:30.25] alex: I didn't even get that kill.

[01:46:33.19] alex: I literally all my shots hit that person and then it, a disc key disconnected.

[01:46:38.80] alex: I'm so pissed.

[01:46:42.95] kiwi: My stream is rather behind.

[01:46:43.04] alex: Did we both disconnect?

[01:46:45.83] alex: Wait, no, that's yours.

[01:46:50.21] kiwi: Press Start.

[01:46:52.47] alex: You're still booyahing, oh.

[01:46:55.40] felix: Oh my god.

[01:46:58.19] mat: Why is everyone not unmatched anymore?

[01:46:58.88] alex: Maybe clipping wasn't bad idea.

[01:47:03.32] kiwi: That was a really stupid idea, wasn't it?

[01:47:03.52] alex: It didn't count.

[01:47:08.13] mat: I looked away for 3 seconds and people weren't unmatched anymore.

[01:47:13.76] alex: Hold on, I don't have a ticket.

[01:47:13.81] kiwi: Feelets ruined it, everyone.

[01:47:15.39] kiwi: Grow up and live.

[01:47:17.06] mat: Clearly we should just go back to watching Task Show.

[01:47:20.74] mat: That worked.

[01:47:25.26] alex: Yeah, but there's no new episode.

[01:47:25.64] kiwi: You don't need a ticket.

[01:47:26.66] alex: We have to wait a week for that.

[01:47:28.79] mat: We have, I have something that we hasn't watched.

[01:47:31.90] kiwi: There's 17 theories, but not short on content.

[01:47:32.04] alex: No, but we've seen the old episodes already.

[01:47:35.08] alex: No, we've seen it.

[01:47:36.61] mat: You haven't.

[01:47:37.00] kiwi: Have we?

[01:47:37.56] kiwi: Feelets hasn't.

[01:47:40.79] alex: Right?

[01:47:41.73] mat: You don't know what I'm talking about.

[01:47:44.59] alex: We've seen all the episodes.

[01:47:46.97] alex: Is Matt even saying... Wait.

[01:47:48.57] alex: Oh, Felix.

[01:47:49.15] alex: Sorry, I meant Felix.

[01:47:50.68] alex: Right, Felix?

[01:47:55.84] alex: Nevermind.

[01:47:55.99] felix: Finally, I got my switch to the 5 GHz Wi-Fi.

[01:47:56.50] alex: Oh, yeah, I got... I got high heels now, by the way.

[01:48:02.37] kiwi: yippee what yeah that reminds me of um yesterday or it wasn't yesterday it was a couple days ago maybe uh so i was dreaming something to you and it was very very very bad right and i checked my connection speed it was like hundreds kilobytes or some shit and i was like okay that's not good

[01:48:05.52] alex: Walk a mile in those lupitons.

[01:48:05.70] felix: It wasn't at 2.4.

[01:48:10.34] mat: My 5Ghz Wi-Fi is the smiley face

[01:48:24.35] alex: Yeah.

[01:48:28.86] felix: Wow.

[01:48:31.84] kiwi: I changed it to 5 gigahertz, also Alex ready up.

[01:48:40.44] kiwi: And my download, I'm just letting you know, God.

[01:48:40.90] alex: Yeah, but Felix wasn't here.

[01:48:42.30] alex: Wait, but what did you guys even do to change that?

[01:48:46.30] kiwi: But my download increased by six times, and my upload increased by 45 times.

[01:49:02.10] kiwi: change the frequency if you dance oh

[01:49:02.16] mat: go to the right one.

[01:49:03.40] mat: Oh, that's right.

[01:49:05.87] felix: I have Wi-Fi 6, so it's the two bands in one connection name.

[01:49:12.20] felix: So I just put my switch closer to the wall.

[01:49:23.14] alex: Can one of you turn your camera on as well because it's just mean?

[01:49:28.76] felix: What?

[01:49:29.85] mat: We're all alone.

[01:49:31.26] mat: Alex, huggy hippie meow beat

[01:49:32.72] alex: You guys could join on that.

[01:49:36.41] felix: Bruh, this is so annoying.

[01:49:39.99] alex: You guys could join in on that if you had your camera on just saying.

[01:49:44.38] kiwi: I don't really want to.

[01:49:45.84] kiwi: I'm not about that kind of life.

[01:49:46.22] felix: I'm suffering just to get the wifi working.

[01:49:46.55] alex: Damn.

[01:49:48.34] felix: Imagine hugging.

[01:49:49.61] alex: I guess the camera being on would also make it worse.

[01:49:54.92] felix: Yeah.

[01:49:56.64] alex: I just think one more thing on my screen, because there's five stuff on my screen.

[01:50:02.07] alex: If I had six, then it would be even.

[01:50:05.19] felix: Okay.

[01:50:07.42] kiwi: Can I see my feet?

[01:50:09.43] mat: Thank you.

[01:50:09.52] kiwi: I'll turn my red camera on.

[01:50:14.13] felix: Okay.

[01:50:15.18] alex: Wait, what is this stream?

[01:50:17.34] felix: Are you into that Alex?

[01:50:24.47] kiwi: He is, yeah, sorry, I forgot to mention.

[01:50:27.65] kiwi: Can I get, oh my god, this is disgusting.

[01:50:27.86] felix: Okay.

[01:50:28.04] alex: What are you guys talking about?

[01:50:29.10] alex: What did you guys say?

[01:50:30.30] alex: No, what happened?

[01:50:31.78] alex: What is it?

[01:50:32.60] alex: What's going on?

[01:50:33.98] alex: What's going on?

[01:50:34.01] kiwi: Why is it looking at my feet?

[01:50:36.27] felix: No.

[01:50:36.31] kiwi: What?

[01:50:36.57] kiwi: I don't know, really.

[01:50:38.56] mat: I ruined the angel wings place.

[01:50:45.68] alex: I'll be there for you in your wings, Frank.

[01:50:48.40] alex: How do you do that?

[01:50:49.28] alex: Uh-huh.

[01:50:51.32] mat: My phone can do that, but only when I'm on WhatsApp for some reason.

[01:50:51.36] kiwi: Look at my TV remote.

[01:50:56.03] mat: I go on WhatsApp that's like voice calling options.

[01:50:59.59] alex: Wait.

[01:51:07.59] mat: Here it is.

[01:51:08.01] mat: For example, it's like this.

[01:51:10.31] mat: Here it is.

[01:51:12.28] kiwi: So compass is on holiday.

[01:51:24.14] alex: Wait, can I not?

[01:51:27.24] alex: What if I do... How do I do this?

[01:51:41.78] kiwi: I'm going to start for S... Yeah, that's about what mine is.

[01:51:44.92] felix: That's better I think.

[01:51:45.98] felix: 37 MB.

[01:51:54.51] kiwi: Okay, Prege.

[01:52:02.23] felix: Prey gay Prey gay Ready up

[01:52:02.77] mat: Akito, Akito, Akito, oh my camera.

[01:52:05.33] kiwi: Don't say Prege.

[01:52:12.88] kiwi: Alex.

[01:52:16.06] alex: I love you.

[01:52:18.54] alex: Yeah?

[01:52:18.64] kiwi: Please, ready up, please.

[01:52:20.32] alex: What?

[01:52:20.80] alex: I am.

[01:52:21.88] kiwi: I'm begging you, ready up.

[01:52:22.96] kiwi: What are you trying to do?

[01:52:25.64] alex: There's a, oh, this won't work.

[01:52:32.41] kiwi: Oh, yeah.

[01:52:32.50] alex: You know that thing where I have a small circle and it's me.

[01:52:36.85] kiwi: Yeah, but it looks like cats.

[01:52:38.43] alex: I wanna do that on my screen, but it won't let me.

[01:52:41.84] mat: Is my camera working?

[01:52:41.87] felix: Don't you have to screen share?

[01:52:44.59] alex: Yeah, but that's what I'm doing.

[01:52:45.69] mat: Why is it where the camera not working?

[01:52:45.99] alex: I guess it's not the whole screen though.

[01:52:49.41] alex: It would work if I did, oh, it would work if I did this.

[01:52:51.89] kiwi: You're looking umbrella.

[01:52:55.77] alex: Hold on.

[01:53:01.34] kiwi: You're peeing.

[01:53:06.37] felix: It's starting.

[01:53:09.60] alex: It's not working.

[01:53:09.65] felix: Alex!

[01:53:11.08] felix: Alex!

[01:53:11.58] alex: Yeah, yeah.

[01:53:12.06] mat: Oh my god, I don't think

[01:53:12.64] felix: It's starting to match!

[01:53:14.64] alex: Yeah, yeah.

[01:53:15.74] alex: It's fine.

[01:53:18.12] felix: Bro is not paying attention.

[01:53:19.76] alex: There we go.

[01:53:21.20] kiwi: Is the grand festival stage an actual stage in this contest?

[01:53:22.40] alex: In the nick of time, I did it.

[01:53:26.29] felix: What?

[01:53:26.44] kiwi: Oh.

[01:53:27.62] alex: Another, who disconnected?

[01:53:29.26] alex: Right.

[01:53:29.56] felix: At least it wasn't us.

[01:53:31.94] kiwi: Fuck off.

[01:53:35.42] alex: They were like, they had to make the grand fest the most authentic Splatoon experience ever.

[01:53:41.08] alex: It's hitting quite close to home.

[01:53:43.34] mat: B.

[01:53:44.05] felix: It's very true.

[01:53:50.64] felix: This is just like as if I had a Wii U. It was... it was dog shit.

[01:53:55.13] kiwi: Yeah I could never Yeah I could never play the game on the Wii U I think it was so awful Wait Felix this is really stupid but did you have like particular maps that were especially bad for like disconnecting?

[01:53:55.78] alex: Was this an issue on the Wii U?

[01:53:57.74] alex: Those hackers, but like they weren't.

[01:54:05.43] alex: I mean, I never really played.

[01:54:13.34] felix: yes i remember uh disconnecting a lot on the what's the one that i had like that got into splatoon three the one that that has the yes i had a lot of around them all i had

[01:54:15.33] kiwi: Which ones were they?

[01:54:16.55] mat: Yeah.

[01:54:29.02] kiwi: Oh, I don't know.

[01:54:29.64] kiwi: Because the one set up for me was always Arawana Mall and Black Valley Escape Park.

[01:54:34.14] alex: Is it the one that has the two things?

[01:54:40.21] felix: I have a lot on the Splatoon 1 that got in the Splatoon 3, but that looks like an apartment complex.

[01:54:48.62] felix: I forgot the name.

[01:54:49.03] kiwi: Oh, Flando Hades.

[01:54:49.42] alex: Oh, yeah.

[01:54:50.60] felix: Yeah, Thunder Heights.

[01:54:53.87] kiwi: You guys think that map is so good and you can't even remember its name.

[01:54:58.62] felix: I don't remember the name of anything.

[01:55:00.45] felix: You guys are lucky I remember your names.

[01:55:01.37] alex: What's your favorite map in Splatoon 1, Kiwi?

[01:55:06.20] mat: man streaming

[01:55:07.56] alex: Kiwi stream is so far behind.

[01:55:12.63] kiwi: I can just you know what I can just not play Ungrateful little fun.

[01:55:19.06] felix: No!

[01:55:21.20] felix: Kiwi, your stream is awesome.

[01:55:23.02] felix: I love you.

[01:55:25.02] alex: But I made the same joke that Kiwi made to me and now he's getting upset.

[01:55:26.24] kiwi: I just dropped my laptop you're an ungrateful

[01:55:32.87] kiwi: Yeah, but for you it's funny.

[01:55:36.99] kiwi: It's funny when you get hard.

[01:55:37.87] alex: Aha.

[01:55:41.70] felix: Oh no!

[01:55:42.20] felix: Our air spray is so lagging.

[01:55:44.97] mat: of the Yaoi.

[01:55:48.44] alex: Oh, I don't know.

[01:55:49.22] kiwi: Why are we plagued with this?

[01:55:52.38] kiwi: Why is this our lives?

[01:55:52.98] alex: Oh, that really did something.

[01:55:57.58] kiwi: Don't worry, I'll use a screen.

[01:56:02.81] kiwi: They'll never get past our own penetrable defences.

[01:56:07.29] alex: It's like Shinyan's shield.

[01:56:08.41] alex: Okay, maybe I should switch to a better weapon.

[01:56:10.87] kiwi: Yeah.

[01:56:17.80] kiwi: We can hope Wolf is back.

[01:56:18.35] alex: I thought for a second we threw Clam.

[01:56:19.42] kiwi: I've played Anarchy in 10 years.

[01:56:20.93] alex: I thought it said that the Clam thing was broken.

[01:56:32.66] alex: For fuck's sake, you can't play this game without a charger going in your ear.

[01:56:35.53] kiwi: I hope they never do that ever.

[01:56:48.85] alex: Wait, never mind.

[01:56:51.67] alex: I thought they added second verses to the game.

[01:57:02.14] mat: That group.

[01:57:02.44] alex: Can you get them?

[01:57:05.42] kiwi: No, I can't.

[01:57:06.18] kiwi: You should have gotten on.

[01:57:07.14] kiwi: I got really close.

[01:57:08.38] alex: Yeah, do you think I'm wrong?

[01:57:17.64] alex: Wow.

[01:57:18.62] kiwi: Want that you care because you don't like my streams where you wouldn't be able to not I did that you said.

[01:57:24.57] alex: Aha.

[01:57:26.81] alex: Do you remember that you can hold more fistbangs?

[01:57:27.26] kiwi: I miss most.

[01:57:29.97] kiwi: This all started when he insulted my my same month's account.

[01:57:34.13] mat: Wonder what amount of fees banks they can hold.

[01:57:34.87] alex: What?

[01:57:35.35] alex: What?

[01:57:44.72] alex: I mean, we have pretty good control of the middle.

[01:57:47.12] alex: They're not really ungrifing us right now.

[01:57:47.16] felix: That?

[01:57:48.12] felix: Shit.

[01:57:51.34] kiwi: I love that you say that the moment that we just start getting pelted by fucking green people.

[01:57:59.74] alex: Green people.

[01:58:00.85] felix: Green people.

[01:58:02.24] felix: Trick.

[01:58:02.00] kiwi: Yeah, no racial salon.

[01:58:11.90] felix: Shit.

[01:58:14.90] kiwi: I just want to kill the Charger and Squid Black one.

[01:58:16.90] kiwi: I succeeded.

[01:58:17.84] mat: game you can uh oh it's a wild light mode

[01:58:18.22] felix: Her base is painted so badly.

[01:58:22.12] alex: No.

[01:58:22.67] kiwi: Oh, maybe Alex should have done something about it.

[01:58:27.33] alex: Yeah, maybe Kiwi could have painted with his... What, what do you have?

[01:58:32.07] kiwi: You're using an error spray, so... You're literally using an error spray.

[01:58:34.99] alex: What were you using?

[01:58:40.22] alex: Were you actually... I don't think you were.

[01:58:43.16] alex: You were probably using, like, flings on.

[01:58:43.27] kiwi: you're using I was saying Alex was using an error spray cause he was if you think about it all shooters are error sprays like name one shoot name one shooter that isn't an error spray

[01:58:51.35] felix: Is that what he sounds like?

[01:58:52.57] felix: Who is not?

[01:59:03.27] mat: So many colors.

[01:59:04.00] felix: Not really.

[01:59:10.70] felix: A blaster.

[01:59:13.48] kiwi: That is like one of the only wrong answers you could have given to that question.

[01:59:13.48] alex: Those are not shooters.

[01:59:20.66] felix: Splatoon 1 considers Blasters as shooters.

[01:59:24.54] alex: Which is wrong.

[01:59:26.50] kiwi: Splatoon 1 thinks that Inklings look like this.

[01:59:29.91] felix: What?

[01:59:33.67] kiwi: So, oh my God, what in the gym is this?

[01:59:34.23] felix: What about it?

[01:59:36.45] felix: They look the same.

[01:59:42.55] kiwi: Ooh, what is that?

[01:59:45.94] alex: something you'd like.

[01:59:52.16] kiwi: It looks so Cora now.

[01:59:52.19] felix: Do you look the same?

[01:59:53.05] felix: I didn't say that.

[01:59:54.82] kiwi: Damn, look the same.

[01:59:55.76] kiwi: You can't just say all Inklings look the same.

[01:59:58.36] kiwi: That's recent.

[02:00:02.83] mat: It's Super Mario's birthday.

[02:00:03.02] kiwi: Bro, birthed that.

[02:00:07.08] alex: Is it?

[02:00:07.16] kiwi: It is?

[02:00:07.60] kiwi: That's a much tense.

[02:00:08.04] alex: It's not much 10th though.

[02:00:10.67] mat: But like the game came out on this date, September 13, 1985.

[02:00:15.34] alex: They should have released that game on March 10th, to be honest.

[02:00:19.67] kiwi: Yeah, they're so stupid.

[02:00:20.81] kiwi: That's my favorite Hong Kong style character.

[02:00:21.77] alex: Missed marketing opportunity.

[02:00:27.36] kiwi: Get it, because it's not actually a Hong Kong style character, but it's like close.

[02:00:33.02] alex: Did we both see March 8th instead of March 20th?

[02:00:33.18] mat: Other... Resident Evil also came out on this date.

[02:00:39.13] mat: The Gamecube one.

[02:00:40.36] kiwi: No, it didn't.

[02:00:40.82] kiwi: Sorry.

[02:00:44.26] alex: Raise the evil.

[02:00:47.12] mat: Also Angry Bird, oh!

[02:00:49.70] alex: Angry Birds Which Pokemon game release?

[02:00:50.22] kiwi: Why is the resident evil?

[02:00:51.56] kiwi: Yeah.

[02:00:52.35] mat: birds real that's an Amiko project diva deem it theater extend also Pokemon platinum Pokemon platinum yeah

[02:01:02.29] kiwi: That title gives the same vibes as like New Super Mario Bros.

[02:01:06.90] kiwi: We Deluxe You or whatever.

[02:01:12.42] felix: New Super Mario Bros.

[02:01:14.16] felix: You Deluxe.

[02:01:15.87] kiwi: like Project Eva Dreamy Theatre Extend Deluxe Wii Mega Mix Plus.

[02:01:15.99] alex: Planet?

[02:01:21.89] mat: And also Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Explorers of Time and Darkness.

[02:01:28.16] kiwi: Why did they explore in that shit though?

[02:01:30.74] mat: And also Minecraft New Nintendo 3DS Edition.

[02:01:31.08] kiwi: There's nothing more in the darkness.

[02:01:31.12] alex: How many just actually?

[02:01:35.45] alex: People keep talking about Mystery Dungeon like it's an amazing game and it probably is, but I've never played it.

[02:01:39.89] kiwi: And it is.

[02:01:43.35] alex: Like what do you even do?

[02:01:44.03] kiwi: You think that

[02:01:44.59] alex: You just.

[02:01:45.54] kiwi: Because one is a good game, so check your trap, plus four.

[02:01:48.60] alex: I remember I wanted to get that game when I was a kid, but I never got it.

[02:01:52.52] alex: Whatever the one was on the 3DS.

[02:01:55.72] kiwi: I have that one and I stopped playing it because I couldn't beat a level and it really pissed me off.

[02:02:01.63] kiwi: So I just dropped the game out of frustration.

[02:02:02.21] alex: Uh huh.

[02:02:04.97] alex: Right.

[02:02:04.99] kiwi: I just couldn't do it, dude.

[02:02:07.55] alex: You're soft launching what you do with every game nowadays.

[02:02:10.09] alex: Mm-hmm.

[02:02:11.23] kiwi: Yeah.

[02:02:15.25] kiwi: But no, that's not true, actually.

[02:02:17.29] kiwi: I won't accept this.

[02:02:18.83] kiwi: I don't play them anymore, because I get lazy.

[02:02:20.91] kiwi: It's not because it's too difficult for me.

[02:02:25.32] kiwi: That brother is so toxic.

[02:02:26.72] kiwi: I'm so glad I splattered them.

[02:02:29.27] alex: Thank you.

[02:02:31.29] mat: you

[02:02:31.44] alex: We would appreciate your effort.

[02:02:34.40] kiwi: Alex, can I ink your squats on?

[02:02:37.93] alex: If you could be a bit nicer, maybe, or less annoying than you promise.

[02:02:41.02] kiwi: OK.

[02:02:41.10] kiwi: OK.

[02:02:47.22] kiwi: I'm sorry.

[02:02:47.62] kiwi: Yeah.

[02:02:51.03] alex: Fuck.

[02:02:52.90] kiwi: Yeah.

[02:02:53.06] kiwi: Good boy.

[02:02:57.17] alex: Thank you for your condolences.

[02:03:00.78] alex: Is that the right word?

[02:03:01.46] alex: Okay.

[02:03:03.88] alex: Wait, is this it?

[02:03:04.55] mat: Good.

[02:03:06.12] alex: Did you guys hear it?

[02:03:06.67] felix: What?

[02:03:08.17] felix: What?

[02:03:08.72] alex: It was the one from Splatoon 2.

[02:03:10.61] felix: Yeah!

[02:03:13.15] felix: They're mixing up the songs

[02:03:13.31] alex: The Now or Never.

[02:03:17.17] alex: That is so cool.

[02:03:17.49] kiwi: I didn't realize that because you guys told me that.

[02:03:18.86] felix: And now here, look at the song.

[02:03:24.92] alex: Splatoon.

[02:03:25.14] kiwi: It's like this game is a good game again, instead of being shared.

[02:03:31.10] felix: Now, mid now.

[02:03:31.50] alex: Did we get this now just because we're team Octo?

[02:03:34.64] alex: No, team what?

[02:03:36.39] felix: Present.

[02:03:36.00] alex: Team order.

[02:03:37.80] alex: Team present.

[02:03:39.03] felix: Present.

[02:03:40.80] alex: Team order.

[02:03:41.42] alex: Oh my god.

[02:03:42.39] mat: well.

[02:03:43.49] felix: Team auto, team order.

[02:03:48.59] kiwi: Ugh.

[02:03:49.62] alex: Do you guys remember the spot fest of every deep cut members against each other?

[02:03:58.21] alex: No one found that fun.

[02:03:58.58] kiwi: They just got so long ago and no one cared.

[02:04:01.57] alex: Yeah, it was... didn't even amount to anything.

[02:04:04.36] kiwi: Remember the racism spot.

[02:04:04.79] alex: Yeah, that was another thing.

[02:04:06.32] felix: Even she was reading the fuck out.

[02:04:12.34] alex: I just...

[02:04:13.47] kiwi: I was so sad.

[02:04:14.55] kiwi: I never got to play it.

[02:04:15.58] kiwi: I literally, because I was on holiday at the time, I paid for like premium Wi-Fi at the place I was staying and it still wasn't good enough to play it.

[02:04:24.58] kiwi: I was so upset.

[02:04:25.52] kiwi: Who cares about crying?

[02:04:27.88] mat: Yeah.

[02:04:28.86] mat: Yeah.

[02:04:30.65] alex: I kind of wish Fry won, but obviously that wouldn't have happened.

[02:04:34.59] alex: Oh, Sam again.

[02:04:35.13] felix: Any bears?

[02:04:40.55] alex: Ink me up.

[02:04:42.16] felix: Any bears?

[02:04:42.28] kiwi: Can they play, like, old slap fest songs?

[02:04:47.72] kiwi: Oh, they are.

[02:04:47.84] felix: Ink me up!

[02:04:51.30] alex: When are they doing this but for the lobby?

[02:04:52.15] kiwi: I don't remember this at all.

[02:04:55.29] felix: I love this song.

[02:04:57.99] kiwi: When they do this for normal battle themes, it just brings me back to White Hawk videos, which makes me kind of upset.

[02:05:05.32] alex: brings you back to what?

[02:05:07.78] kiwi: This YouTuber called WhiteHawk, he'd just get really mad and like snipe people and call everyone babies.

[02:05:14.44] alex: What?

[02:05:17.14] alex: Is this like old Splatoon one era?

[02:05:21.09] kiwi: Yeah.

[02:05:22.40] alex: Right.

[02:05:22.59] kiwi: Throw a fistbang.

[02:05:23.49] kiwi: I love how useless the fistbangs are.

[02:05:32.52] felix: They're good for splash damage and that's it.

[02:05:36.14] felix: Shit.

[02:05:36.40] kiwi: I don't know.

[02:05:37.04] kiwi: Fuck off.

[02:05:44.37] alex: Oh What choreography they just go like Yeah, but they're they're dancing is just like whoa

[02:05:47.25] kiwi: That's the best part of the song.

[02:05:47.79] felix: The best part is choreography.

[02:05:51.73] felix: There is a choreography.

[02:05:54.91] kiwi: The most point is carrying a machine.

[02:06:00.18] kiwi: They're just singing.

[02:06:01.40] kiwi: They're just singing.

[02:06:02.18] kiwi: There's no dancing.

[02:06:03.54] felix: There is a choreography.

[02:06:05.30] felix: You guys are not real fans.

[02:06:06.00] kiwi: How do you see them dancing on the screen right now?

[02:06:11.52] kiwi: Right here.

[02:06:11.94] kiwi: Or a schizophrenic.

[02:06:12.15] felix: I am.

[02:06:12.49] felix: I do see it.

[02:06:13.97] felix: If you're not seeing it then it's because you're not a true fan.

[02:06:14.68] alex: No, but like actually, do you not?

[02:06:20.01] alex: Do you guys remember the way they danced in the first game?

[02:06:25.22] felix: It has a legitimate choreography unlike of the hook which has no choreography.

[02:06:25.62] kiwi: Oh, they have no other than that.

[02:06:32.66] alex: You can't say that when they literally do.

[02:06:36.01] felix: No.

[02:06:37.33] felix: It's like shit.

[02:06:37.72] alex: The Marina touches Pearl's butt and it's like sway.

[02:06:41.39] felix: They're just moving from side to side.

[02:06:43.25] felix: They have actual dance.

[02:06:44.25] kiwi: That is choreography.

[02:06:44.34] alex: Okay, and that's better than... Does the squid scissors choreography have a keytar?

[02:06:53.55] kiwi: When was the last time that the Squid Sisters were relevant?

[02:06:59.92] kiwi: Matt, who do you prefer out of Squid Sisters Off the Hook or DeepCard?

[02:07:01.83] mat: Okay, cute.

[02:07:10.12] felix: They're wrong man.

[02:07:10.46] alex: Oh, this is now...

[02:07:13.06] felix: He's wrong.

[02:07:17.10] alex: Wow.

[02:07:19.46] kiwi: But I'm just saying that off the hook is the best one, so you should say that.

[02:07:28.87] kiwi: Who's the best one, Matt?

[02:07:31.34] mat: Kiwi said that the hook was the better one.

[02:07:35.29] kiwi: Exactly.

[02:07:36.05] kiwi: I'm not wrong.

[02:07:40.87] kiwi: Name one time I'm wrong.

[02:07:42.10] felix: he's so wrong that team pass just won right now look at that i like my friends more but you know it's hard when they're wrong nope

[02:07:42.19] kiwi: There's nothing like no one on Team Pass.

[02:07:47.03] alex: No, we got this.

[02:07:51.80] alex: I think we got this.

[02:07:52.76] alex: I miss.

[02:07:54.53] kiwi: If you like them so much, you should have chosen their team.

[02:07:58.55] kiwi: I think you're throwing to make us look bad.

[02:08:01.50] mat: Thank you.

[02:08:05.64] kiwi: You literally chose faster of all of us.

[02:08:11.02] kiwi: That is literally true.

[02:08:13.48] felix: Let's try it wrong.

[02:08:13.65] alex: I miss.

[02:08:16.01] alex: I miss the victory music from the first game.

[02:08:16.60] felix: Let's try it wrong.

[02:08:18.53] alex: I like the song very nostalgic.

[02:08:21.83] felix: First one had the best vibe.

[02:08:23.55] felix: Kiwi, I don't wanna hear it.

[02:08:25.24] kiwi: Um... No, I think this game is the best ones.

[02:08:33.51] felix: Now this one is mid.

[02:08:33.91] kiwi: As you know, I really like Splatoon 3's Lost theme, but Splatoon 2's one is really good as well, like, yeah.

[02:08:46.34] kiwi: It makes you feel like shit.

[02:08:47.40] kiwi: It makes you feel like, what is fucking wrong with you?

[02:08:48.75] alex: Yeah.

[02:08:48.97] alex: And then the first one, the first one makes it sound like you just spilled like hot soup all over your body and you're in pain.

[02:08:50.31] kiwi: You fucking disgrace.

[02:08:52.96] mat: I like I like when they go bad or bad or

[02:08:57.81] felix: The first one makes you want to kill yourself.

[02:08:58.39] kiwi: I think that once, you know Alex.

[02:09:03.50] kiwi: Oh, I can't listen to what your robot's saying.

[02:09:07.16] kiwi: Anyway, you know, Alex, did I tell you about, I told you about that bald spot on my leg, right?

[02:09:17.95] kiwi: The bit that just for some reason is like completely smooth.

[02:09:19.62] alex: Maybe.

[02:09:20.09] alex: Yeah.

[02:09:21.93] kiwi: I think it's because when I was like nine or something I had like a bowl of spaghetti hoops or something and I like spilled it like directly onto my leg or something and it had like just finished cooking so it was like extremely hot so I think it might have like burned the heath like and it's never grown since which is kind of interesting I guess

[02:09:32.59] mat: Thank you.

[02:09:51.16] alex: Why did that happen?

[02:09:54.57] kiwi: fuck off i'm literally i'm trying to be nice to you so that you won't let me into your spot though no spaghetti hoops by tesco i'm not american

[02:09:56.13] alex: Sorry.

[02:10:08.70] alex: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, I didn't mean it like that.

[02:10:12.72] alex: You spilled soup on your spaghetti o's.

[02:10:15.46] alex: What's the spaghetti o's?

[02:10:21.94] alex: Well, that probably is what spaghetti is, aren't they?

[02:10:23.64] mat: Let's go.

[02:10:26.54] kiwi: I know where it's Tesco.

[02:10:29.17] alex: Sorry.

[02:10:29.18] kiwi: Tesco, isn't it?

[02:10:31.06] kiwi: Tesco.

[02:10:31.77] alex: This is me when I go into Tesco's.

[02:10:33.87] alex: Is it Greg?

[02:10:35.99] kiwi: It's Tesco, not Tesco's.

[02:10:44.32] kiwi: No, Greg says Greg's.

[02:10:46.62] kiwi: Tesco is Tesco.

[02:10:48.40] mat: Isn't there really jewelry?

[02:10:50.38] alex: Felix, can you get the person that looks just like you?

[02:10:52.04] alex: Thank you.

[02:10:52.42] alex: This is someone with the same inkling girl hair.

[02:10:54.25] felix: Just like me?

[02:10:54.99] felix: What?

[02:10:55.54] felix: What does that mean?

[02:10:56.46] felix: Okay.

[02:10:56.68] kiwi: I- I- I wasn't- I was the one that killed them, Alex.

[02:10:58.82] alex: They have the same hair.

[02:11:02.80] kiwi: I- I killed them.

[02:11:03.42] alex: Huh?

[02:11:03.64] kiwi: I wasn't Felix.

[02:11:05.37] kiwi: I was the one that got the flag.

[02:11:05.84] alex: Oh, okay.

[02:11:07.93] alex: That's awesome.

[02:11:08.53] kiwi: And you're saying- I did what you wanted me to.

[02:11:09.37] alex: Thank you.

[02:11:13.95] alex: Jesus Christ.

[02:11:16.37] kiwi: You wanted such a good boy.

[02:11:17.91] kiwi: Right?

[02:11:21.46] mat: Yeah, but now... Now... You mean me bad?

[02:11:21.86] kiwi: They do look just like you.

[02:11:23.50] kiwi: I'm not gonna lie.

[02:11:27.37] felix: They have different headphones You guys know nothing about headphones I love how Kiwi loves Alex and hates me

[02:11:27.99] alex: Master's recline.

[02:11:30.75] alex: Oh, OK.

[02:11:35.90] kiwi: Yeah.

[02:11:36.10] kiwi: Yeah.

[02:11:36.28] kiwi: Yeah.

[02:11:36.60] kiwi: Yeah.

[02:11:36.98] kiwi: Yeah.

[02:11:37.40] kiwi: Yeah.

[02:11:37.86] kiwi: Yeah.

[02:11:39.17] mat: We have just... Yeah.

[02:11:39.78] kiwi: Yeah.

[02:11:40.00] kiwi: Yeah.

[02:11:40.30] kiwi: Yeah.

[02:11:40.48] kiwi: Yeah.

[02:11:44.45] mat: I...

[02:11:44.46] kiwi: Yeah.

[02:11:45.06] alex: In a few minutes, it'll be the other way around.

[02:11:47.22] alex: Easy.

[02:11:48.49] kiwi: Yeah.

[02:11:58.47] alex: Saba.

[02:11:58.58] mat: Hello.

[02:12:01.28] mat: No, no, no, no, no.

[02:12:05.72] kiwi: Difficulties that he can play.

[02:12:06.20] mat: No, no, no, no, no.

[02:12:06.86] felix: Shit.

[02:12:07.60] kiwi: I'm discussing how good they are at second.

[02:12:10.23] alex: No.

[02:12:10.97] mat: No, no, no, no, no.

[02:12:11.05] alex: E.

[02:12:21.30] kiwi: That is the coolest thing I've done in maybe my entire life.

[02:12:30.75] felix: Oh, what's your vibe?

[02:12:31.44] alex: All right, we won easily.

[02:12:32.64] alex: Now don't say anything while I go take my spare off.

[02:12:37.47] mat: Get your guys.

[02:12:42.42] kiwi: That's just being carried.

[02:12:54.43] felix: Yo me and Alex fisted We fisted Yeah, you didn't see it because you don't care about me

[02:13:02.01] kiwi: It's too busy getting naked.

[02:13:02.14] alex: Okay, I'm back.

[02:13:03.63] alex: What happened?

[02:13:04.17] alex: Huh?

[02:13:07.43] alex: What?

[02:13:09.65] alex: We've never done that.

[02:13:12.39] alex: That is gross.

[02:13:14.58] mat: Thank you.

[02:13:15.13] kiwi: I want to continue.

[02:13:16.29] felix: Oh, I have 60,000 exactly of cloud.

[02:13:16.29] alex: I've never done that.

[02:13:23.35] alex: What happened?

[02:13:25.15] alex: So I fisted someone.

[02:13:27.47] felix: Look at that, me.

[02:13:30.30] felix: We face-bump it.

[02:13:30.74] alex: Huh?

[02:13:32.94] alex: Uh, wait, where's the stream?

[02:13:33.12] felix: We did a face-bump.

[02:13:35.58] alex: How do I get this?

[02:13:35.98] felix: You hate us.

[02:13:36.70] alex: Oh, no, that is you.

[02:13:38.58] alex: What is that?

[02:13:40.06] alex: Oh, this Felix's stream, not Kiwi's.

[02:13:43.14] kiwi: No way.

[02:13:45.11] alex: What?

[02:13:45.32] kiwi: Who's this police person?

[02:13:46.03] alex: What is it?

[02:13:47.14] kiwi: I don't have a philips resort account.

[02:13:53.08] felix: I'm playing two accounts.

[02:13:53.31] alex: How do you say happy birthday to happy Felix birthday in Brazilian?

[02:13:58.53] alex: You'd say Feddy's Feddyx.

[02:14:01.71] alex: I just said Brazilian.

[02:14:02.73] alex: I'm sorry.

[02:14:04.02] felix: Oh, Conch Clash.

[02:14:04.41] mat: No, that's correct.

[02:14:06.09] kiwi: What's that?

[02:14:06.83] alex: What the fuck?

[02:14:08.38] mat: Let's clutch our plunge.

[02:14:11.17] felix: Conch Clash is when there's a mirror match, but if we win, we get a Conch Show.

[02:14:11.43] alex: We clash our clashes together.

[02:14:13.21] alex: Oh, wait.

[02:14:16.22] mat: We clutch our plunge.

[02:14:21.29] kiwi: That's kind of cool.

[02:14:23.34] alex: Are they conscious for 10x battles or is that clams?

[02:14:26.87] felix: No, it's for gambling.

[02:14:27.96] felix: I don't know.

[02:14:30.22] alex: Ah, some air matches are good.

[02:14:30.68] kiwi: But do we get a thing that increases our chance of 100x?

[02:14:33.23] mat: Echai.

[02:14:33.78] kiwi: So it's shit.

[02:14:41.58] felix: It's good for gambling.

[02:14:42.71] felix: It says the one that plays Genshin ZZZ.

[02:14:44.03] kiwi: Yeah, but I'm not a gambling addict unlike you two.

[02:14:54.73] kiwi: You literally play ZvZ, right?

[02:14:54.74] felix: And one more game, the Starway outright.

[02:14:57.19] felix: I played just ZZZ, I don't play everything.

[02:14:58.91] kiwi: Yeah, but I... Yeah, but you also... You play Persona, so you're a misogynist.

[02:14:59.06] alex: and Sakai.

[02:15:01.85] felix: Brode lost the argument.

[02:15:09.14] mat: He did over 200 render photos already.

[02:15:12.64] kiwi: No, you play Persona, you're a pdf file.

[02:15:17.28] felix: Okay, wow.

[02:15:17.35] alex: Kiwi.

[02:15:17.91] alex: Do you guys remember those memes where it's like

[02:15:22.36] felix: I mean technically you played it as well.

[02:15:26.05] kiwi: I'm not, well, I gave up because I realized that I don't want to be a PDF file.

[02:15:31.80] felix: You played the game though.

[02:15:32.05] kiwi: But you, no.

[02:15:32.37] alex: Which is why.

[02:15:36.83] felix: You played like five minutes that's enough to make you a pedophile.

[02:15:40.42] kiwi: No, I only played like 40 hours.

[02:15:41.72] kiwi: I played there for like 50 hours.

[02:15:43.33] felix: Exactly.

[02:15:44.79] felix: That's worse.

[02:15:48.44] felix: I hate the squiffer.

[02:15:55.09] kiwi: I got the bitch to try string it.

[02:15:58.70] alex: You can't say that word.

[02:15:59.86] alex: You have to say

[02:16:02.55] kiwi: I well can.

[02:16:03.04] alex: What's the, wait, actually never mind.

[02:16:03.33] kiwi: What are you going to say?

[02:16:06.08] alex: You might as well just say bitch.

[02:16:13.19] kiwi: What was your smart idea?

[02:16:15.60] alex: What's like, you know how there's like, safe for work ways to say swear words?

[02:16:19.54] alex: What's the one for bitch?

[02:16:22.91] kiwi: Son of a nice lady.

[02:16:23.16] mat: Bitch.

[02:16:24.40] kiwi: Acomboot Hillcore.

[02:16:26.59] alex: Oh, nice, fair maiden, whatever.

[02:16:30.48] kiwi: Yongfao.

[02:16:32.64] alex: No.

[02:16:32.64] kiwi: Net Yongfao.

[02:16:33.39] felix: You guys pretending to be in the good place.

[02:16:35.88] alex: Yongkran means virgin.

[02:16:38.69] felix: Oh, 4Q.

[02:16:38.73] kiwi: No, it means major in the whole project.

[02:16:40.95] mat: Thank you.

[02:16:41.71] mat: Thank you.

[02:16:42.33] alex: Means virgin.

[02:16:42.45] kiwi: Yeah.

[02:16:44.31] kiwi: Motherfucking... Son of a... What does he say for Son of a...?

[02:16:51.44] alex: Nice lady, you just said that.

[02:16:51.45] kiwi: Is it son of a nice lady?

[02:16:53.04] alex: Yeah.

[02:16:53.36] kiwi: Oh, no, but I thought it was something new.

[02:16:56.81] felix: There's so many video base.

[02:16:59.10] alex: No, no, that sucks.

[02:16:59.46] kiwi: No, it's not.

[02:17:00.36] kiwi: It's only 24.

[02:17:04.45] felix: Alex, Kiwi, you guys suck.

[02:17:05.94] alex: Yeah.

[02:17:08.41] kiwi: No, but we're in their base, you dickhead.

[02:17:08.56] alex: Okay.

[02:17:13.42] alex: You're reticent.

[02:17:15.72] felix: God, I had to do it alone.

[02:17:15.79] alex: Okay, well, least we won.

[02:17:20.42] kiwi: Okay flop.

[02:17:21.80] kiwi: It's giving flop.

[02:17:23.96] kiwi: Flop.

[02:17:24.14] felix: Giving you guys are flops.

[02:17:25.04] kiwi: Flop.

[02:17:27.50] felix: Look at that.

[02:17:28.05] alex: I think

[02:17:28.12] kiwi: Flombane.

[02:17:28.60] kiwi: Yeah.

[02:17:29.11] alex: I think we did that.

[02:17:30.81] alex: Yeah.

[02:17:32.95] alex: We got one conch.

[02:17:34.51] alex: This song!

[02:17:37.18] felix: Yeah.

[02:17:38.30] felix: The same one.

[02:17:40.37] mat: there is no boinyan there's a guy from felis that's Spanish it's like happy Thursday I think I think it's Thursday it is good without them

[02:17:47.78] alex: Yeah.

[02:17:49.59] felix: Yeah.

[02:17:49.74] alex: What does Feliz Hueves mean?

[02:17:53.09] felix: What?

[02:17:53.82] kiwi: The Kellner brings the food cart.

[02:17:55.47] alex: Yeah, but like what does that mean?

[02:17:55.83] felix: Yeah.

[02:17:56.15] felix: I don't know.

[02:17:56.95] kiwi: Good evening.

[02:17:58.30] felix: I speak Portuguese.

[02:18:00.72] alex: Uh, how do you say that in Portuguese?

[02:18:04.72] felix: What?

[02:18:08.36] alex: How do you say, how do you say happy Thursday in Portuguese?

[02:18:13.44] felix: Happy Thursday!

[02:18:14.71] mat: Let's get that.

[02:18:17.69] alex: What?

[02:18:17.98] felix: Feliz Quinta.

[02:18:19.55] felix: Feliz for Happy Quinta for Thursday.

[02:18:20.41] alex: Ah.

[02:18:24.61] alex: Isn't.

[02:18:26.15] felix: Technically, it should be Feliz Quinta Feira, because Quinta Feira is Thursday.

[02:18:26.17] alex: Oh, right.

[02:18:35.91] felix: But everyone shortens it for just Quinta.

[02:18:39.83] alex: Are the days of the week just numbers?

[02:18:43.23] felix: Oh yeah, except Saturday and Sunday.

[02:18:50.69] kiwi: so is it agreed the week begins with Monday in Brazil because yeah because think about all the people that say oh the week starts on Sunday but I hate that

[02:18:50.85] felix: Just me and Dolly.

[02:18:57.84] alex: It's like if the week began with one.

[02:18:59.52] alex: Oh, the page.

[02:19:08.73] alex: Oh no.

[02:19:08.92] mat: They're dumb.

[02:19:10.54] felix: I mean it does.

[02:19:12.45] mat: Doesn't.

[02:19:14.49] felix: does it does because why does why is monday segunda is a second that's in saturday isn't isn't seventh either so there's not a rule but segunda is second so it's a second day your phone is wrong it runs linux no

[02:19:15.87] mat: Doesn't.

[02:19:18.85] mat: I have proof.

[02:19:22.91] mat: Domingo is el primero.

[02:19:33.81] mat: On my phone, Monday is the first.

[02:19:40.09] mat: Yours does too.

[02:19:40.86] kiwi: That's racist.

[02:19:47.99] felix: Mine runs Android.

[02:19:49.19] felix: It's not totally Linux.

[02:19:51.00] mat: That's Linux.

[02:19:51.34] kiwi: I think we need to get rid of this guy.

[02:19:54.52] kiwi: He's doing a bit too much.

[02:19:57.46] felix: Meanwhile, you had Linux running there, doing nerd things.

[02:20:03.41] alex: I think I've seen Felix, I think I've seen Felix and Matt argue ever like this at least.

[02:20:03.59] kiwi: Oh.

[02:20:09.27] kiwi: I don't think I've ever seen Felix this mad about anything and it's crazy because the topic is Monday the first day of the week.

[02:20:09.51] mat: I'm guessing, but in this case, he's wrong.

[02:20:18.78] felix: It's literally true.

[02:20:19.78] felix: I'm not even mad.

[02:20:22.40] kiwi: You said you agree that it's true that Monday is the first day of the week.

[02:20:25.72] felix: No.

[02:20:27.52] kiwi: Uh-huh.

[02:20:30.28] kiwi: Corporal, nice try, Diddy.

[02:20:30.72] felix: Monday.

[02:20:32.70] felix: Monday is the second day of the week.

[02:20:37.29] kiwi: You just sound stupid saying that.

[02:20:39.85] kiwi: Like, just don't.

[02:20:40.79] kiwi: Just throw up.

[02:20:41.06] felix: Nope.

[02:20:42.28] felix: Think about it.

[02:20:43.68] felix: Sun and moon.

[02:20:44.94] felix: Sunday, Monday.

[02:20:46.42] kiwi: Oh, fuck off.

[02:20:46.79] felix: Perfect.

[02:20:51.82] alex: Yeah, who said the sun has to come first?

[02:20:55.01] felix: Because people say sun and moon, not moon and sun.

[02:20:55.14] kiwi: No, in that case... In that case, and surely Monday is the last day after week and Tuesday is the first day.

[02:20:59.39] alex: Okay.

[02:21:03.40] felix: No.

[02:21:03.64] kiwi: Because the moon is setting on the week.

[02:21:09.22] felix: What does it make any sense?

[02:21:09.82] alex: What?

[02:21:10.70] alex: What?

[02:21:13.20] kiwi: Why would you say that Monday is the first day of the week?

[02:21:16.46] kiwi: Do you see how ludicrous it sounds?

[02:21:18.22] felix: Monday is not the first day.

[02:21:18.52] alex: I know.

[02:21:20.02] felix: It's the second.

[02:21:23.46] kiwi: No matter how many times you say it, it doesn't make it more correct.

[02:21:27.58] alex: The moon is a planet?

[02:21:27.80] felix: It does.

[02:21:31.89] kiwi: The moon is not a planet, darling.

[02:21:32.18] alex: God.

[02:21:34.96] alex: What is it then?

[02:21:35.11] kiwi: It's a star.

[02:21:35.82] alex: Is that what Google said?

[02:21:36.83] kiwi: The humans live on it, and it's a planet.

[02:21:42.92] kiwi: No, I don't like that I don't even know what that means.

[02:21:46.77] felix: You guys are weird as shit.

[02:21:47.03] kiwi: The moon is a natural satellite.

[02:21:49.53] kiwi: The moon is a natural satellite.

[02:21:51.33] kiwi: What does that mean?

[02:21:52.63] kiwi: All right, well, what insult do you have about Alex?

[02:21:54.86] felix: The British one says it the first day.

[02:21:56.84] felix: The Linux user says it the first day.

[02:21:59.20] felix: I can't trust any of you.

[02:22:06.00] kiwi: The fact that it starts the fuck's day.

[02:22:09.91] alex: Wait, they combined off the hook with the... Sorry, what?

[02:22:18.29] felix: What?

[02:22:18.46] kiwi: Yeah.

[02:22:19.07] felix: With what?

[02:22:21.24] alex: Someone call me the Epsilon.

[02:22:22.44] alex: Do you have a problem?

[02:22:23.87] kiwi: You look like such a twink wearing that.

[02:22:27.48] alex: Yeah, it's the Uniqlo.

[02:22:28.07] felix: Alex is a twank.

[02:22:28.83] mat: Well, Microsoft agrees with us.

[02:22:28.93] felix: I can't trust him either.

[02:22:31.22] alex: It's the shirt that you meant to wear underneath something to stay warm.

[02:22:40.16] kiwi: Exactly.

[02:22:40.82] kiwi: And what have they done wrong ever?

[02:22:41.48] mat: Look, who do you trust is not Microsoft or the Linux?

[02:22:42.62] felix: And you think I trust Microsoft?

[02:22:46.10] kiwi: You think recall was a good idea.

[02:22:46.55] alex: Well, you have a window.

[02:22:50.84] felix: I trust myself.

[02:22:51.33] mat: Are you going to trust the mad theory?

[02:22:55.81] alex: You literally have a window in your room.

[02:22:59.81] kiwi: I'm gonna ask co-pilot.

[02:23:00.37] felix: Oh, a Windows.

[02:23:01.89] mat: I just did that screenshot.

[02:23:05.46] kiwi: I just typed what is the first thing of the world.

[02:23:05.83] felix: Oh, you ask co-pilot.

[02:23:06.15] alex: Can you ask

[02:23:07.07] felix: You think I care for a corp pilot?

[02:23:07.56] kiwi: All right.

[02:23:10.18] felix: I hate co-pilot with a passion.

[02:23:13.99] alex: Can you ask co-pilot to argue why Tuesday is the first day of the week?

[02:23:20.03] kiwi: Sunday is often regarded as the first day of the week in countries like the United States, Canada, and Japan.

[02:23:20.56] felix: Tuesday.

[02:23:26.38] kiwi: This tradition has roots in religious practices, particularly with Christianity and Judaism.

[02:23:31.74] kiwi: So, Felix is a Christian is what I'm gathering from this.

[02:23:35.53] felix: I'm not.

[02:23:35.98] alex: Or Judaism?

[02:23:36.12] felix: It just makes more sense.

[02:23:38.36] kiwi: So let's diagnose that.

[02:23:40.22] kiwi: Has it made more sense?

[02:23:40.80] felix: We have a conch clash again.

[02:23:44.11] kiwi: How does it make more sense?

[02:23:46.25] kiwi: The first day of work or school is Monday.

[02:23:46.94] felix: It just makes sense.

[02:23:48.47] kiwi: It makes me... Oh, fuck off.

[02:23:50.10] mat: That's not, you would not be a good scientist.

[02:23:56.50] felix: It just makes sense for it to be a break at the start and the end.

[02:24:03.51] kiwi: That's just not true.

[02:24:04.09] felix: We say weekend because it's, oh my God.

[02:24:04.69] alex: This song, guys, this song.

[02:24:09.39] kiwi: I can't, I can't hear this song over Felix fucking yapping about the most nonsensical diabolical shit in existence.

[02:24:10.29] felix: Okay.

[02:24:15.79] alex: Is it as a hues?

[02:24:17.21] alex: Is someone that's like... It is, it is.

[02:24:17.91] kiwi: Oh wait, I'm deafening.

[02:24:18.71] alex: So good.

[02:24:19.79] alex: That sounds so cool.

[02:24:20.07] felix: I think it is.

[02:24:22.09] kiwi: This is my favourite snack festival.

[02:24:22.71] felix: Isn't Hazard Hughes another one?

[02:24:26.07] kiwi: No, that's muck warfare.

[02:24:31.11] kiwi: I love this song so much.

[02:24:33.25] kiwi: Yeah.

[02:24:37.95] alex: I'm cooking up this anime team.

[02:24:38.59] kiwi: monk warfare is the one that's like yeah they do they flop i've killed ten

[02:24:44.25] alex: This other team sucks.

[02:24:48.94] alex: I've killed five of them already.

[02:24:50.48] alex: There's not even that many people in their team.

[02:24:52.24] mat: article titled here's why you shouldn't freak out about layering your cinnamon i wasn't worried about that before i saw this article here's why you shouldn't freak out about layering your cinnamon

[02:24:54.02] felix: frozen ass is in.

[02:24:59.10] alex: Cinnamon?

[02:25:08.05] alex: Wait, what?

[02:25:25.67] felix: Wow.

[02:25:28.01] felix: They really suck.

[02:25:30.74] kiwi: I love it when people use drop roller and it just doesn't matter.

[02:25:33.62] kiwi: A good job dingus.

[02:25:39.69] felix: What happened there?

[02:25:43.58] alex: No one attend to missile hits you It went attend to missile hits you but you know you cannot move away because you ran out of ink and you're in the enemy ink So you just have to slowly try and walk out

[02:25:43.60] kiwi: You get splattered by the Tentative missiles.

[02:25:55.89] felix: Yeah.

[02:25:59.06] mat: meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh

[02:26:00.35] kiwi: I couldn't see him, so I was busy splatting the guy here.

[02:26:04.69] kiwi: Okay, I love how this song sounds with like...

[02:26:14.41] felix: Oh, no.

[02:26:15.12] kiwi: I forgot how, man, off the hook just clears.

[02:26:18.24] kiwi: Okay.

[02:26:24.71] kiwi: There's tons of looks now.

[02:26:24.79] alex: The only issue with Off The Hook is that the recent music has not been as good.

[02:26:28.07] kiwi: No.

[02:26:29.06] alex: No, I meant the We're So Back.

[02:26:30.23] kiwi: That is just not true.

[02:26:32.07] kiwi: The best battle songs in between three other off the hook ones.

[02:26:38.55] alex: Do you not remember?

[02:26:40.42] kiwi: I don't like either of you.

[02:26:51.69] kiwi: You guys were fucking trash talking these opponents the whole game, and then you died to them right at once and we lose because of it.

[02:26:56.48] felix: So are you I Your do your trash talk then too And we still won

[02:26:59.78] kiwi: I didn't say anything about that.

[02:27:04.42] kiwi: I was trash talking you two.

[02:27:05.78] kiwi: I just... hmm...

[02:27:12.71] alex: But none of you got three medals.

[02:27:17.14] alex: I'm quite disappointed.

[02:27:18.34] alex: Yeah, well, I'm the fact I got three medals.

[02:27:20.21] felix: says the bank yeah um

[02:27:25.46] alex: Okay.

[02:27:26.00] alex: So because neither of you are standing next to me.

[02:27:28.90] kiwi: How did you know that I didn't get free medals?

[02:27:35.29] kiwi: Yeah, but that's not how it works.

[02:27:38.76] alex: How does it work then?

[02:27:40.47] kiwi: Cause didn't we get, we didn't two of us get free medals, but then we didn't fist bump.

[02:27:48.86] alex: It has cringe that wouldn't happen at that moment.

[02:27:51.49] kiwi: I thought it happened once.

[02:27:54.09] kiwi: If you get a Conch Clash does it give you a climb?

[02:27:58.54] alex: No, it doesn't actually.

[02:27:59.88] alex: Dogged!

[02:28:01.07] kiwi: That's really cringy.

[02:28:02.51] kiwi: Because that means that like... He's excited because he's still here at this game.

[02:28:10.86] felix: What?

[02:28:14.33] alex: Dogged.

[02:28:15.45] alex: I got the dog title.

[02:28:17.78] felix: Dog.

[02:28:21.20] mat: There's Opie in the game.

[02:28:26.00] alex: They don't even have dogs in this game.

[02:28:27.58] alex: No, that's, that's a zero.

[02:28:29.99] felix: Cute.

[02:28:31.29] mat: What about the guy with the math card suit?

[02:28:39.75] alex: No, wait, that's a cat.

[02:28:40.86] kiwi: I got an emo.

[02:28:41.25] alex: Wait, what do you mean?

[02:28:41.50] mat: No, the guy with the suit.

[02:28:42.15] kiwi: What is that?

[02:28:47.38] alex: Huh?

[02:28:49.23] kiwi: Oh, that's an ugly emo.

[02:28:49.40] alex: You gotta...

[02:28:49.54] felix: I don't have dog.

[02:28:51.91] kiwi: I bet Felix would use that.

[02:28:53.61] kiwi: That's such a bad emo.

[02:28:57.89] kiwi: It's the XOXO one.

[02:29:00.92] felix: Oh, I would not use that.

[02:29:03.20] kiwi: Okay, thank God.

[02:29:08.31] kiwi: I made a room, not that you guys care.

[02:29:08.73] alex: Dog octopus.

[02:29:10.45] kiwi: Not that you guys care.

[02:29:12.31] felix: Dog octopus.

[02:29:14.92] alex: Yeah.

[02:29:15.32] alex: Oh, give me a second.

[02:29:16.59] kiwi: I mean not that you guys care, but I did make a room.

[02:29:22.90] kiwi: Not that Alex would care.

[02:29:23.38] alex: Dog sea otter.

[02:29:27.49] alex: What is spiccato?

[02:29:28.85] alex: It's some Italian dish.

[02:29:33.37] mat: MMMMMMMMMMM

[02:29:37.47] kiwi: Hmm.

[02:29:37.99] kiwi: Hmm.

[02:29:48.48] felix: holy shit bro is eeping why are you called alex i thought his name was woo yeah woo yeah

[02:29:54.39] alex: Okay, sorry.

[02:30:00.13] alex: Why are you called quickly and why is Felix called Felix Felix?

[02:30:11.49] kiwi: Who's that's his name?

[02:30:13.11] kiwi: Actually, his name's Sasha.

[02:30:14.36] kiwi: Well, if I saw a poor unit from that one.

[02:30:17.26] alex: Don't say that.

[02:30:21.24] mat: This guy...

[02:30:24.11] mat: I thought it was a dog.

[02:30:32.94] alex: Oh, isn't he a specific sea creature?

[02:30:37.48] mat: It's a... It's a... It's a... Sure.

[02:30:38.41] kiwi: Huh?

[02:30:43.52] alex: Not an axolotl.

[02:30:43.90] kiwi: This is like a fucked up blobfish.

[02:31:00.60] alex: I'm all dark.

[02:31:01.75] mat: Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya

[02:31:04.24] felix: bro it's docked up

[02:31:07.58] alex: Stay.

[02:31:10.02] kiwi: If we don't get a 100 times right now, I'm quitting.

[02:31:16.97] alex: Sorry, just thought that would work maybe.

[02:31:22.63] alex: Pick man.

[02:31:22.79] kiwi: It's just another mirror match.

[02:31:29.96] alex: Is it?

[02:31:30.34] kiwi: And like the black paint.

[02:31:33.73] alex: And like the wait.

[02:31:33.94] felix: you i i said ill here in black pink oh my god

[02:31:34.87] alex: Wait, who said you?

[02:31:36.79] kiwi: What are you saying ill in the response to hearing about successful powerful women?

[02:31:47.40] kiwi: Yeah, exactly.

[02:31:48.82] kiwi: Successful women.

[02:31:49.66] kiwi: What do you have against successful women?

[02:31:51.12] kiwi: They're misogynists.

[02:31:52.96] alex: Wait, which ones?

[02:32:08.15] alex: Song of the summer, from the... what was it?

[02:32:12.66] alex: What award show?

[02:32:13.58] alex: I don't know.

[02:32:17.57] kiwi: what's that one song that starts off with like talking about the eye and they're in the desert and it sounds like dog shit like they're in the desert there is a kpop song they're in the desert and then it starts off and it sounds so shit and they're talking about some sort of eye you wouldn't like

[02:32:17.98] alex: Nevermind.

[02:32:18.56] alex: Eye in the Desert.

[02:32:26.57] alex: Eye of the Tiger.

[02:32:44.28] alex: Is there anything else to go off of on this, like, details of it?

[02:32:47.62] kiwi: I feel like that is a fairly good description of something.

[02:32:50.82] kiwi: And if you knew what it was, you wouldn't be able to... I think it's just very stupid and unknowledgeable and useless.

[02:32:51.88] alex: They're in the desert.

[02:32:55.06] alex: Well, I don't know who it is then, I guess.

[02:33:01.68] kiwi: Yeah, because I don't get into all that shit.

[02:33:02.49] alex: Okay, then tell me what it is then.

[02:33:03.46] felix: You don't know either.

[02:33:04.46] felix: What?

[02:33:09.78] mat: No.

[02:33:09.93] alex: And then why do you care?

[02:33:12.83] kiwi: Because I want to make fun of it to make YouTube feel bad or not.

[02:33:16.91] alex: I don't even know what it is.

[02:33:18.65] felix: We don't even know it.

[02:33:20.91] kiwi: No, it's your favorite song.

[02:33:24.09] kiwi: I swear I put it up to Alex once and I thought he was defending it.

[02:33:33.92] kiwi: Infinite tough points glitch.

[02:33:40.19] alex: Song in the desert.

[02:33:44.09] alex: What?

[02:33:47.15] mat: It's piping.

[02:33:49.54] felix: Someone in our base.

[02:33:51.91] kiwi: I'm kidding um I wanna say it was like broken eye or something but that doesn't sound like it would be the lyric no it was um it was a it was like that debut song

[02:33:54.90] felix: Thank you.

[02:34:10.15] alex: Do you mean that the group was on I-Circle?

[02:34:22.57] kiwi: or something.

[02:34:24.64] alex: Was it fucking...?

[02:34:25.16] felix: It's slightly better to go off off, but... In the desert... Big... Big... Die.

[02:34:28.66] alex: I... No, I...

[02:34:30.37] kiwi: Was it what?

[02:34:30.80] mat: Friday, Friday.

[02:34:35.37] kiwi: That's what we think.

[02:34:47.32] alex: You guys hearing that?

[02:34:49.97] felix: This is so good.

[02:34:51.09] felix: I'm not even... Upset that we lost.

[02:34:52.64] alex: That sounded so, I don't know, it sounded a bit like it came from the circus.

[02:34:58.41] felix: wow okay it is base beak splatoon 1 squid sisters full of riz maybe is there it's sort of

[02:35:00.12] alex: I don't know.

[02:35:02.48] alex: Sorry.

[02:35:03.02] alex: Isn't I?

[02:35:09.74] alex: Oh, the thing that I had in my mind was N makes his debut, but I wouldn't be defending that because I thought that was shit.

[02:35:15.32] mat: Bye.

[02:35:22.45] alex: Because they, are they in a desert?

[02:35:26.38] felix: It's a foggy desert, yeah.

[02:35:26.39] alex: It's like a foggy area.

[02:35:27.99] alex: And then they're in whatever the other place is.

[02:35:32.98] alex: I don't know.

[02:35:34.70] felix: Oh, it is, they say aye.

[02:35:37.65] kiwi: Yeah, it is this one.

[02:35:39.51] felix: And mix, oh, oh, right?

[02:35:41.28] alex: I can't believe you said I defended that.

[02:35:42.39] kiwi: Yeah.

[02:35:44.45] kiwi: No, that's why you brought it up and you were like, stop being mean or something.

[02:35:49.50] kiwi: Hey, look at moving our eyes.

[02:35:50.85] alex: Well, yeah, that's because you're just mean in general.

[02:35:52.77] alex: Oh, that.

[02:35:52.77] felix: Oh!

[02:35:54.09] felix: A hundred oaks!

[02:35:55.87] felix: A hundred oaks!

[02:35:58.03] mat: On the, please do not fall.

[02:35:59.12] kiwi: Oh, my God.

[02:35:59.80] kiwi: That is so obnoxious.

[02:36:00.34] felix: Are you shoo- shoo- shoo?

[02:36:05.30] felix: Zoom, zoom, go!

[02:36:07.08] alex: OK.

[02:36:07.86] alex: We all need to be on the same page.

[02:36:10.02] alex: Otherwise, we don't win.

[02:36:11.60] alex: So no fighting.

[02:36:12.28] kiwi: I'm not gonna play this match.

[02:36:13.36] kiwi: I don't like it anymore.

[02:36:16.08] alex: God.

[02:36:18.19] alex: Should we publicly execute Kiwi after this if we lose?

[02:36:20.94] kiwi: You guys have to meme dice to me for this match because you know that I can stop playing at any time and it will piss all of you off.

[02:36:26.25] felix: Okay Kiwi, I love you.

[02:36:27.67] felix: Do you want $20?

[02:36:28.21] felix: No, we will.

[02:36:30.29] kiwi: Yippee, yippee, yippee, yeah.

[02:36:32.51] kiwi: Please, please, please.

[02:36:33.46] alex: We'll give you $20 if you actually know.

[02:36:37.15] kiwi: No, continue.

[02:36:38.02] felix: We will get.

[02:36:38.36] alex: But we'll give you head pads.

[02:36:41.89] kiwi: I don't want that.

[02:36:44.18] kiwi: I will stop playing.

[02:36:44.48] alex: No, you have

[02:36:44.80] felix: Do you want $20 and head pets?

[02:36:51.08] alex: He's such a dog.

[02:36:51.28] felix: Oh, let's go.

[02:36:53.48] alex: For someone who calls himself a cat.

[02:36:54.72] felix: It could be a cat.

[02:36:56.72] alex: No, but like for someone who calls himself a cat, they act like a dog.

[02:36:58.51] felix: There are cats that are like dogs and there are dogs that are like cats.

[02:37:01.43] alex: Yeah, because they're raised by dogs.

[02:37:04.07] felix: No, oh true, fair I guess.

[02:37:04.28] mat: Well, I mean, I thought

[02:37:05.91] alex: Yeah.

[02:37:06.91] felix: What is Matt then?

[02:37:09.71] alex: Matt is Matt.

[02:37:12.56] felix: I think Kiwi is a cat that is like a dog.

[02:37:17.24] felix: Matt is a cat that is like a cat.

[02:37:17.33] kiwi: I would like to... I'd like to leave a gift of a cat raised by foxes.

[02:37:20.75] alex: I'm dog that's like a cat.

[02:37:23.02] felix: Yeah.

[02:37:28.47] felix: Shit!

[02:37:28.77] felix: There's someone on her base!

[02:37:29.28] alex: Yeah, I could just think.

[02:37:29.84] felix: Someone on her base!

[02:37:31.93] mat: The fox is just like a silly dog.

[02:37:33.61] kiwi: Heal of them.

[02:37:36.09] kiwi: I'll keep holding the front lines.

[02:37:36.21] mat: That's fine.

[02:37:39.12] alex: Wait, hold on.

[02:37:39.62] alex: I'll help you.

[02:37:42.31] felix: Got him!

[02:37:42.47] alex: Yes, you got them.

[02:37:44.17] kiwi: I'll give my life valiantly for cause.

[02:37:44.63] felix: There's someone dripping in?

[02:37:46.45] felix: Got him?

[02:37:47.11] alex: Are they in our base?

[02:37:49.18] kiwi: Not anymore.

[02:37:49.34] felix: No longer.

[02:37:52.76] kiwi: Felix dealt with them, swiftly.

[02:37:59.58] alex: We're doing really well.

[02:38:03.33] kiwi: Just don't fuck up.

[02:38:12.21] felix: Watch out.

[02:38:12.35] kiwi: Oh, I'm being killed by the off the hook music.

[02:38:24.38] alex: Yes.

[02:38:25.78] felix: Nice.

[02:38:28.06] alex: It's going really well.

[02:38:31.09] kiwi: Oh, I have noise suppression off so you can't hear my ZR spamming.

[02:38:36.45] alex: For the better, it helps us focus.

[02:38:37.50] kiwi: Is this the first 100x I've ever known?

[02:38:40.24] kiwi: We've had one before, right?

[02:38:42.19] alex: We've gotten multiple before.

[02:38:42.54] felix: Pretty sure.

[02:38:43.49] alex: We won some together.

[02:38:45.08] kiwi: Oh.

[02:38:45.27] alex: What?

[02:38:45.78] mat: Peace, Bang!

[02:38:46.42] alex: Bra has no memory.

[02:38:46.88] kiwi: Okay, so I just feel like I don't remember it as well as I thought I would.

[02:38:50.38] kiwi: I didn't get any 100x in Katoom 2 ever.

[02:38:52.10] alex: You remember Splatoon 1, but not from the current game.

[02:38:58.89] felix: Oh shit.

[02:38:59.82] alex: Me neither.

[02:39:00.42] alex: Although I feel like you did, and you won one without me.

[02:39:04.30] kiwi: I didn't I did not ever we should 10 we got

[02:39:07.60] alex: ah that was quite easy what are what the music sounds like wait wait wait we're doing that thing do you know that video of the that woman enjoying her food at the cafe and she's going like

[02:39:11.39] felix: Let's go.

[02:39:16.18] felix: Should we leave to, oh God.

[02:39:22.48] felix: It's the same song.

[02:39:23.80] felix: Huh.

[02:39:25.42] felix: Should we leave to get a pick?

[02:39:33.64] kiwi: we got ten coins guys we got ten coins i got i got three gold medals it means i did better than all of you yeah that's like the number of clout that's like the amount of clout that you get for doing

[02:39:34.75] felix: True.

[02:39:37.67] alex: with the fucking cupid in the background.

[02:39:40.58] alex: We did, should we spend it now?

[02:39:41.79] felix: Let's get a pig.

[02:39:43.88] alex: Okay.

[02:39:47.16] alex: What?

[02:39:48.62] alex: That means here we did a really good job.

[02:39:50.34] alex: Okay, we all leave, we all leave to spend it.

[02:39:51.57] felix: He's the best.

[02:39:53.49] felix: Let's go take a pig.

[02:39:57.21] felix: You want 100?

[02:40:03.78] alex: We get to take a picture.

[02:40:05.89] felix: Yeah, I told you.

[02:40:06.93] alex: at the grand fest at the grand fest on that huge stage.

[02:40:12.24] felix: Grinslam.

[02:40:18.16] alex: So what were you saying, Kiwi?

[02:40:18.52] mat: Meow.

[02:40:18.85] felix: Influential what?

[02:40:24.08] alex: Kiwi, what are you saying?

[02:40:25.04] kiwi: You guys really care about gambling.

[02:40:28.32] kiwi: I'm going in the picture.

[02:40:31.47] alex: Well,

[02:40:32.30] felix: Give me a sec.

[02:40:34.46] alex: endangered people.

[02:40:36.16] felix: I'm doing a- I'm doing a tentpole.

[02:40:36.46] alex: That is me.

[02:40:40.14] alex: Yeah, I wish he could in this game.

[02:40:47.45] felix: Little Mary fan Really?

[02:40:49.51] kiwi: No.

[02:40:50.99] kiwi: Deep cut up behind us.

[02:40:57.20] kiwi: Can you change that?

[02:40:57.47] alex: Guys.

[02:41:00.43] alex: Look how many, look how many

[02:41:00.48] kiwi: Watch out there's an ugly bitch behind you.

[02:41:03.63] alex: Look how many like double tickets I got.

[02:41:08.85] alex: I'm so happy.

[02:41:12.30] alex: No one cares.

[02:41:12.39] felix: Wait, where's the pledge box?

[02:41:17.76] alex: This is so special for me.

[02:41:17.76] felix: here.

[02:41:18.08] felix: Oh, the hook is here.

[02:41:19.30] alex: I never get 2X level up tickets.

[02:41:27.17] alex: Wait, I need to experience this.

[02:41:29.45] kiwi: Oh, wait.

[02:41:33.73] mat: oh that's so cool

[02:41:35.34] kiwi: What is it's it's deep company.

[02:41:39.84] alex: Is it?

[02:41:39.92] felix: It probably changes.

[02:41:42.62] kiwi: Hmm.

[02:41:43.44] alex: Oh, you have to wait for them to be there.

[02:41:44.96] alex: Where's the TV screen?

[02:41:50.56] alex: There it is.

[02:41:59.39] felix: Listen up!

[02:42:01.26] alex: I think they did that so you can take a picture of all of them.

[02:42:05.69] kiwi: Yeah, but I don't want these ones.

[02:42:13.52] alex: I have, yeah, I got deep cut.

[02:42:22.12] kiwi: It sucks because it means I have to... Can I play a second?

[02:42:26.28] alex: Sure, but like turn the volume down.

[02:42:28.45] kiwi: I'll wait.

[02:42:29.24] alex: How do you change the,

[02:42:31.28] mat: Mm-hmm.

[02:42:31.69] kiwi: I have no suppression on any...

[02:42:34.30] kiwi: Ich bin Vegetarier.

[02:42:36.50] kiwi: Haben Sie vegetarisches Essen?

[02:42:41.32] kiwi: Oh ja, das Schnitzel ist sehr gut.

[02:42:42.81] felix: Who's playing Duolingo?

[02:42:44.43] kiwi: Das Hähnchen ist Fleisch.

[02:42:46.57] kiwi: Ich esse kein Fleisch.

[02:42:48.93] kiwi: Natürlich, es tut mir leid.

[02:42:51.37] kiwi: Das Hähnchen ist sehr lecker.

[02:42:55.91] kiwi: Hähnchen ist Fleisch.

[02:42:58.21] kiwi: Hähnchen ist Fleisch.

[02:42:59.95] kiwi: Shut up.

[02:43:01.76] kiwi: Unoverbearing prick.

[02:43:04.86] mat: 6000 screen shots Alex has 6000 screen shots

[02:43:09.49] alex: Wait, what?

[02:43:10.09] kiwi: Next Does that mean chicken blogger?

[02:43:15.47] alex: Do I actually?

[02:43:16.13] alex: Hanschenberger.

[02:43:21.86] alex: What?

[02:43:22.74] alex: Hanschenberger?

[02:43:27.34] alex: Yeah, but also that, people just say chicken burger usually.

[02:43:30.48] alex: Is that what Dylan Lingo told you?

[02:43:34.25] kiwi: What?

[02:43:34.87] kiwi: Well it's just that means chicken and that means blogger so surely

[02:43:41.67] kiwi: People in Switzerland, they just say chicken butter.

[02:43:42.01] alex: Sorry.

[02:43:42.77] kiwi: They're like, um, that's so cringe.

[02:43:43.61] kiwi: God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God

[02:43:45.23] alex: Yeah.

[02:43:52.43] alex: This is the deep cut dance.

[02:43:55.63] alex: This is so stupid.

[02:44:00.88] alex: What else can I do?

[02:44:01.74] alex: Pose one.

[02:44:07.23] mat: We can't see you.

[02:44:15.06] kiwi: It's changing.

[02:44:15.70] kiwi: If it changes to squid scissors, I might actually kill myself.

[02:44:27.05] alex: Look at how big man's dancing.

[02:44:33.53] mat: Let's

[02:44:36.12] alex: He's literally doing QE.

[02:44:40.98] kiwi: It's fucking Bridget Christie.

[02:44:41.32] alex: Big man's literally, he's doing that.

[02:44:44.00] alex: What was that vocalist song of the guy going like this?

[02:44:47.95] kiwi: Boy droids.

[02:44:49.73] alex: Yeah, that's what big man was just doing.

[02:44:52.40] kiwi: Yes.

[02:44:54.41] kiwi: It's the right ones.

[02:45:00.40] mat: That's the end.

[02:45:03.21] alex: Matt, Felix is just waving.

[02:45:10.23] alex: Wait, are you controlling the audience members?

[02:45:17.36] felix: I don't think so.

[02:45:21.13] alex: Can we all go to a Splatoon live concert?

[02:45:26.98] alex: Especially if we can see KK Slider at the beginning.

[02:45:28.68] kiwi: Oh, they're playing Mark Wolf there.

[02:45:34.13] alex: Okay, who do I get?

[02:45:34.97] alex: I got no one.

[02:45:40.07] kiwi: Woah.

[02:45:58.55] felix: Remember what I said about only this good sister having choreography?

[02:46:00.58] alex: This is the worst contest ever, concert ever.

[02:46:05.72] alex: Uh-huh.

[02:46:06.80] alex: What?

[02:46:07.34] alex: What about it?

[02:46:09.56] felix: Look at this.

[02:46:12.36] alex: Yeah, Big Man's fucking... I got McWhorfer as well.

[02:46:18.18] alex: Okay, yeah, but Big Man's doing his thing.

[02:46:28.69] alex: Look at Prerna Marina right now.

[02:46:33.41] felix: wait i have i'm not watching your stream i'll see it now yeah they're just moving their bodies that's not dancing they're not doing any choreography they're just like

[02:46:36.08] kiwi: Thanks.

[02:46:37.70] alex: Aha.

[02:46:39.24] alex: Nice excuse.

[02:46:55.75] alex: Yeah, well, that's what dancing is.

[02:46:57.19] alex: It's moving your body.

[02:46:59.55] alex: This looks like the motion capture that like

[02:47:04.11] felix: doing stuff yeah yeah

[02:47:06.85] alex: They look like, you know, the animation that the characters have in Sonic 06, the cutscenes.

[02:47:17.10] alex: You know that cutscene where like, what was that shadow kicking silver in the face?

[02:47:26.39] alex: That's what it looks like.

[02:47:31.76] alex: This is crazy.

[02:47:39.72] alex: uh filter six yeah i wish

[02:47:46.38] felix: pose 28 dressed in press with splatoon no

[02:48:07.89] alex: I should probably put the nicknames on.

[02:48:21.33] alex: It's like... Oh, that is such a sick photo.

[02:48:23.44] felix: some kind of soup it's a boy no no oh after her

[02:48:31.07] alex: What's that thing called?

[02:48:34.01] alex: English is my Lieblingsfach.

[02:48:35.17] alex: It's like that kind of...

[02:48:37.47] alex: vibe.

[02:48:37.87] alex: Do you not know?

[02:48:42.57] alex: The like English is my deepings fach.

[02:48:46.04] mat: We've got ordinal English and large

[02:48:49.26] alex: Like the dancing in that.

[02:48:52.02] alex: Yeah.

[02:48:53.78] felix: How is this ebb and flow?

[02:48:57.72] alex: What?

[02:49:01.45] felix: See, what is this?

[02:49:03.43] felix: Like, they're cool, they're vibing, but... I like how this is, like, there's probably the renditions that they'll use in the concert.

[02:49:28.84] alex: Okay, I think, wait, Switzerland's next.

[02:49:32.72] alex: Oh, no, it's a track list.

[02:49:34.51] mat: English is my Lieblingsbach Lieblingsbach Lieblingsbach Was it too loud?

[02:49:37.96] felix: Oh my god.

[02:49:39.05] mat: Was it too loud?

[02:49:40.15] mat: Sorry I didn't know I didn't know

[02:49:40.80] felix: Put it down.

[02:49:44.15] alex: Turn it down.

[02:49:46.75] felix: I have muted Matt.

[02:49:50.27] alex: He stopped it now.

[02:49:52.22] alex: He stopped it now.

[02:49:54.06] alex: Oh, so Katie's deafened.

[02:49:58.29] alex: You made kiwi go deaf.

[02:50:01.25] alex: You literally made kiwi.

[02:50:01.53] felix: Kiwi's been dead for a little while.

[02:50:04.75] alex: Yeah, but I don't know what's going on.

[02:50:07.36] felix: Literally just the best ones We have city of color maritime memory

[02:50:11.35] mat: Thank you.

[02:50:11.38] alex: Fuck.

[02:50:11.64] alex: It's good sisters.

[02:50:19.32] alex: Okay, but actually what songs does good sisters have?

[02:50:28.64] alex: Yeah, but they're like, what's the best?

[02:50:35.30] felix: while I'm wearing a condtion, ink me up.

[02:50:40.13] alex: I feel like a lot of the groups, like the bands in Splatoon 1 clear the squidsisters.

[02:50:46.74] felix: Oh, God.

[02:50:49.50] felix: Why am I wearing this going so off?

[02:50:50.44] alex: What?

[02:50:51.82] felix: Oh, God.

[02:50:54.50] alex: Is she throwing her key?

[02:50:55.48] alex: Oh, she doesn't have her guitar.

[02:50:57.91] felix: She was like going, going off.

[02:50:59.27] felix: I mean,

[02:51:00.46] alex: Yeah.

[02:51:01.42] alex: Oh, they don't have choreo.

[02:51:03.68] alex: Watch this.

[02:51:04.44] alex: Look, she's torquing right now.

[02:51:06.40] alex: Can... What's... Oh, my God.

[02:51:07.03] felix: That's not a choreo.

[02:51:11.79] felix: They're just trying to hype up the crowd by singing, which is cool.

[02:51:17.13] felix: They sing well, but there's no dance.

[02:51:20.70] alex: You know what... You know what Squistis's choreo looks like?

[02:51:21.20] felix: They will never be the aces of K-pop.

[02:51:24.54] alex: It looks like this.

[02:51:28.40] alex: That's what it looks like.

[02:51:29.80] felix: At least it's some choreo like this.

[02:51:32.63] alex: Yeah, but at least Off the Hook can do something that doesn't look like this.

[02:51:39.63] felix: This looks like nothing.

[02:51:41.63] felix: This is like a nothing burger performance.

[02:51:44.78] alex: You are a nothing burger.

[02:51:47.98] felix: You are a nothing burger.

[02:51:48.08] alex: Onika equals nothing.

[02:51:56.68] felix: Like look at this, they're just... The sparkles are more interesting than them.

[02:52:05.25] alex: Yeah, it's because you're on the different stage.

[02:52:07.27] alex: You're being harsh.

[02:52:10.42] felix: Yeah, good performers make any stage fun.

[02:52:13.32] felix: It's gonna look awesome.

[02:52:15.28] alex: Yeah, you put squist sisters there.

[02:52:16.68] alex: It's gonna look like... Also, squist sisters are so old.

[02:52:24.46] alex: Like, they need to... Like, what are they?

[02:52:25.25] felix: Okay.

[02:52:29.87] alex: Like, 30?

[02:52:30.25] alex: 36?

[02:52:30.31] felix: What does that have to do with anything?

[02:52:30.35] alex: Yeah, well, they need to retire.

[02:52:34.31] felix: Aren't you the oldest here?

[02:52:38.85] alex: by like, what?

[02:52:40.59] alex: You're the second oldest.

[02:52:41.92] felix: But I like 20 years.

[02:52:42.58] felix: Wow.

[02:52:45.87] alex: Yeah, and you're second oldest, okay?

[02:52:48.39] alex: You're gonna be my big old age in like a few months.

[02:52:58.08] mat: English is my English is my English is my English is my English is my English is my English is my English is my English is my English is my English is my English is my English is my English is my English is my English is my English is my English is my English is my English is my English is my English is my English is my English is my English is my English is my English is my English is my English is my English is my English is my English is my English is my English is my English is my English is my English is my English is my English is my English is my English is my English is my English is my English is my English is my English is my English is my English is my English is my English is my English is my English is my English is my English is my English is my English is my English is my English is my English is my English is my English is my English is my English is my English is my English is my English is my English is my English is my English is my English is my English is my English is my English is my English is my English is

[02:53:06.52] alex: I didn't know you started learning German.

[02:53:08.80] felix: Who's next?

[02:53:09.32] felix: Squid sisters!

[02:53:13.41] alex: for uh what's kiwi doing wait guys guys look it's the bands from the first game and some for the new games do you see

[02:53:41.39] felix: What?

[02:53:41.49] felix: Oh, I had to open your stream again.

[02:53:42.19] felix: This song is starting.

[02:53:42.63] felix: Look at this.

[02:53:42.89] felix: Ready?

[02:53:43.01] felix: Ready?

[02:53:43.13] felix: Ready?

[02:53:43.27] felix: Ready?

[02:53:43.32] mat: They're collapsing.

[02:53:43.39] felix: Ready?

[02:53:43.51] felix: Ready?

[02:53:44.22] mat: They're going.

[02:53:47.11] alex: Yeah, what is that?

[02:53:49.25] alex: They're like seals.

[02:53:49.49] felix: Ready?

[02:53:49.61] felix: Ready?

[02:53:49.73] felix: Ready?

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[02:53:50.36] felix: Ready?

[02:53:50.48] felix: Ready?

[02:53:52.82] alex: Okay, that's the excuse.

[02:53:55.94] felix: Ready?

[02:53:56.10] felix: Ready?

[02:53:56.22] felix: Ready?

[02:53:56.34] felix: Ready?

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[02:53:58.28] alex: Okay.

[02:53:59.68] felix: Ready?

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[02:54:10.63] alex: Uh-huh.

[02:54:10.87] felix: Hey, let me out of here, man.

[02:54:12.39] felix: I need... Billy Peake, you guys don't understand your origins.

[02:54:16.75] alex: They're doing anime poses is all I'm seeing.

[02:54:19.45] alex: Yeah, anyone can do that.

[02:54:21.98] felix: Look at this choreo, man.

[02:54:28.20] felix: Okay, do it right now then.

[02:54:29.88] felix: As good as they are doing it.

[02:54:35.61] kiwi: Hmm.

[02:54:36.07] felix: Bro's not doing it!

[02:54:38.74] alex: Okay, you do it then.

[02:54:41.06] alex: Except you probably know that's not my heart.

[02:54:41.84] felix: okay yep if it wasn't for them your faves wouldn't exist wow

[02:54:59.23] alex: Okay, well, thank you for your service, grandma.

[02:55:01.02] mat: Okay.

[02:55:04.82] alex: Now let's get you back into bed.

[02:55:06.10] alex: Kiwi, are you seeing this?

[02:55:12.67] felix: They should be performing normal calamari.

[02:55:15.08] felix: Ear cringe.

[02:55:26.40] alex: I don't even hate squids that much.

[02:55:28.32] alex: I just don't think they're that good.

[02:55:29.90] alex: Okay.

[02:55:39.26] alex: I'm trying to waterboard this jellyfish.

[02:55:43.23] felix: What?

[02:55:44.47] alex: It won't let me.

[02:55:45.43] alex: Okay.

[02:55:48.21] felix: We tried to water where the jelly has.

[02:55:51.05] alex: I want to put it underneath the stream of ink.

[02:55:57.16] alex: See?

[02:55:59.93] kiwi: Hmm.

[02:56:16.05] felix: Oh, Kiwi has a room open.

[02:56:22.31] felix: Yeah, he's streaming.

[02:56:26.67] felix: And you're here just doing nothing.

[02:56:30.35] mat: I'm not really sure.

[02:56:30.64] alex: Yeah.

[02:56:38.80] felix: Are you okay?

[02:56:43.42] alex: Fine.

[02:56:44.64] alex: Okay.

[02:56:44.93] felix: Bro, foul.

[02:56:47.00] mat: I was right when I reached out to go send something in my room.

[02:56:53.41] alex: Sorry, but recruitment for this room has already ended.

[02:56:53.46] felix: Kiwi.

[02:56:56.39] alex: What?

[02:56:56.67] kiwi: Hmm.

[02:56:58.62] kiwi: Oh.

[02:57:00.18] alex: Wait... Are you kidding?

[02:57:00.57] felix: Kiwi started without us.

[02:57:03.64] mat: Hey.

[02:57:04.59] alex: Damn, okay.

[02:57:09.99] alex: Alright, we'll see how well you guys do without me then.

[02:57:13.74] felix: We'll play one match.

[02:57:20.44] felix: Baselard.

[02:57:21.28] felix: Fair.

[02:57:25.30] alex: In the meantime, I might go get a snack.

[02:57:27.91] alex: By snack, I mean just whatever.

[02:57:29.95] alex: Shit.

[02:57:32.91] alex: Yeah.

[02:57:34.51] alex: I'll be right back.

[02:58:12.20] felix: nice oh got three oh shit i can't win against the dynamo

[02:59:15.10] felix: That's... No!

[02:59:23.78] felix: Dang it.

[02:59:34.15] felix: Ah, shit.

[02:59:36.14] felix: Sorry.

[03:00:05.01] mat: Mm-hmm.

[03:00:07.99] felix: mm-hmm hi back we're kind of losing oh oh i don't know oh

[03:00:10.26] alex: I'm back.

[03:00:12.18] mat: Welcome back to LA.

[03:00:14.06] mat: Yippee.

[03:00:15.60] alex: What's going on?

[03:00:19.64] alex: Are you guys winning?

[03:00:25.03] alex: You can do it.

[03:00:38.82] felix: Um... Oh... That was not a win.

[03:00:40.56] alex: I think that's a win.

[03:00:54.01] felix: Can you and QE play one match so I can grab something to eat?

[03:00:57.14] felix: Sure.

[03:01:01.14] felix: Sure.

[03:01:07.43] mat: like the seconds

[03:01:18.41] felix: Okay, I'll... I'll BRB.

[03:01:18.45] alex: Okay.

[03:01:22.07] kiwi: Hmm.

[03:01:22.19] kiwi: Hmm.

[03:01:25.64] alex: All right, hold on.

[03:01:28.82] alex: Recruiting?

[03:01:31.24] alex: Is it?

[03:01:31.98] alex: Wait, are you recording tricolor?

[03:01:35.46] alex: Ah, okay.

[03:01:38.19] alex: Kiwi?

[03:01:45.44] mat: here we are, like, here we died oh no, it's... ice?

[03:01:49.57] alex: yeah guys guys wow i'll go for this one

[03:01:56.44] kiwi: Hmm.

[03:02:01.39] mat: ice

[03:02:26.92] alex: Oh, my laptop went from full battery to 28%.

[03:02:28.95] alex: Oh.

[03:02:36.65] mat: Upped up some full battery.

[03:02:38.08] kiwi: What the fuck is this map?

[03:02:43.07] mat: Shit, man.

[03:02:44.71] mat: That's bad.

[03:02:53.53] alex: design fees.

[03:03:10.22] kiwi: When you can't climb up there, as opposed to the regular version of the map, you can climb up there.

[03:03:22.71] alex: Oh, that is a bit odd.

[03:03:31.50] mat: Alex, you eat.

[03:03:34.02] alex: Yeah.

[03:03:36.07] mat: Meow.

[03:03:38.68] alex: Mmm.

[03:03:43.45] mat: You're so meow-core.

[03:03:45.79] mat: I see it.

[03:03:49.52] kiwi: Why do you think that would work?

[03:03:53.32] mat: Everything will be fine with you.

[03:03:55.75] alex: I just killed with a fistbang.

[03:03:59.10] alex: This might be the easiest defending thing ever.

[03:03:59.72] mat: Both.

[03:04:02.00] mat: room.

[03:04:02.20] alex: Kiwi.

[03:04:02.36] mat: Okay.

[03:04:15.77] alex: Oh shit.

[03:04:18.41] alex: Ah, oh my god.

[03:04:20.86] kiwi: before in the water.

[03:04:25.29] alex: No, this Potana got me.

[03:04:29.79] kiwi: I got a spitton.

[03:04:30.83] kiwi: I got to 96.04.

[03:04:42.10] alex: Wait, I'll avenge you.

[03:04:50.51] kiwi: We lost my first step.

[03:04:53.65] mat: Huh?

[03:04:56.80] mat: Eh?

[03:05:01.52] kiwi: I once got in the segment.

[03:05:15.61] alex: Do they both?

[03:05:18.25] alex: They both fell in the water from that team.

[03:05:22.05] alex: Okay, that was easy.

[03:05:22.93] alex: Yo, umbrella.

[03:05:23.81] kiwi: I died with the Brella or I killed someone with the Brella like I opened the Brella and that is what killed them It was 20 damage No

[03:05:34.09] alex: Sorry.

[03:05:42.75] alex: This map could be like a

[03:05:45.26] alex: 2v2v2v2v2v2 or I guess 2 like uh like four teams.

[03:06:03.86] mat: Hello.

[03:06:06.39] alex: What is penis music?

[03:06:07.75] alex: I don't know I meant yeah.

[03:06:13.51] alex: Oh this is muck warfare.

[03:06:16.32] kiwi: Do they continue?

[03:06:17.26] kiwi: They're not gonna come back like right now.

[03:06:18.76] alex: I guess, just because.

[03:06:26.22] kiwi: They're gonna be so angry.

[03:06:29.59] alex: Yeah, but he's going to be eating so he can't play.

[03:06:34.85] kiwi: Mm.

[03:06:46.28] mat: That's going to go out today.

[03:06:49.22] mat: Yeah.

[03:06:51.06] kiwi: Little pizza place.

[03:06:51.36] alex: Hmm.

[03:06:55.05] kiwi: EP.

[03:06:56.85] mat: Actually, I didn't tell you, but we've been meaning to go out since last month.

[03:07:03.28] kiwi: Hmm.

[03:07:05.13] mat: We were going to go out on parents' birthday, which I had forgotten was a thing, but then I got sick.

[03:07:14.68] mat: But we are only going out now.

[03:07:14.72] kiwi: Oh.

[03:07:15.78] alex: Um.

[03:07:24.56] alex: Can I?

[03:07:28.90] alex: Got chocolate in my throat.

[03:07:36.18] kiwi: Oh.

[03:07:37.96] felix: I'm back.

[03:07:40.31] alex: Oh, thanks.

[03:07:42.03] alex: You did just in time.

[03:07:42.91] alex: We just disconnected.

[03:07:45.45] felix: Oh.

[03:07:48.29] felix: Fun.

[03:07:53.95] alex: What?

[03:07:56.52] felix: I've got food.

[03:07:56.87] alex: My laptop's very close to losing battery.

[03:08:00.11] alex: I might stop streaming if that's okay.

[03:08:05.46] kiwi: It's not okay because how else is Matt gonna watch?

[03:08:08.37] kiwi: Because no one else is streaming the game.

[03:08:09.70] alex: I know, but like, hmm.

[03:08:11.12] felix: Bye.

[03:08:13.16] alex: Matt?

[03:08:14.46] kiwi: I was being sarcastic.

[03:08:16.38] alex: Matt?

[03:08:18.88] mat: You can go have your focusing charged fine.

[03:08:24.73] alex: You sure?

[03:08:25.79] alex: Okay.

[03:08:27.68] mat: I'm not going to be buoyant.

[03:08:30.97] alex: Right.

[03:08:36.49] kiwi: Also there's five thingies on the screen right now.

[03:08:40.47] kiwi: So if you spot that it becomes four, it's just messed up.

[03:08:51.86] kiwi: Can you join now?

[03:08:55.24] alex: Oh, yeah.

[03:08:59.14] kiwi: And ready up after you try.

[03:09:02.61] felix: Wait, Alex, are you charging your Mac?

[03:09:05.08] alex: Yeah.

[03:09:07.86] alex: Mm-hmm.

[03:09:09.53] felix: If you turn your camera just a little bit, Mac can watch you play as well.

[03:09:15.45] felix: Because we can see the TV.

[03:09:16.55] alex: Oh, email.

[03:09:17.06] felix: Yeah.

[03:09:17.26] felix: 2-in-1.

[03:09:18.77] alex: Right.

[03:09:19.46] mat: Okay.

[03:09:22.73] alex: Matt, watch this one.

[03:09:23.73] alex: Don't look at the other ones.

[03:09:30.32] felix: Alex POV.

[03:09:33.57] alex: Is this POV you're watching Alex playing again?

[03:09:38.10] felix: Pure POV, your own Alex deck.

[03:09:40.52] felix: That's...

[03:09:45.78] alex: Oh, now I can't hear the game anymore.

[03:09:48.36] alex: What is this?

[03:10:01.83] mat: Second.

[03:10:02.13] alex: These look AI generated.

[03:10:35.51] felix: Ooh, nice job.

[03:10:41.26] alex: Oh, what weapon is that?

[03:10:45.98] alex: Ah, so do these crystals.

[03:10:53.30] kiwi: I'll just follow my listening to it.

[03:10:59.67] kiwi: Oh, it's deep part.

[03:11:00.61] kiwi: That's why it sounds like that.

[03:11:06.82] alex: If it's not bad, they have one good song.

[03:11:07.12] kiwi: This is not that bad.

[03:11:13.34] kiwi: Is this the betrayal one?

[03:11:16.99] alex: Oh, yeah, that's... I don't know.

[03:11:22.99] kiwi: What's big man's alternate persona thing?

[03:11:23.41] alex: Oh, is that the one?

[03:11:28.44] felix: ENBGM.

[03:11:28.74] alex: E and BGM.

[03:11:28.75] kiwi: E and BGM.

[03:11:31.17] kiwi: That's so funny that that is a thing.

[03:11:31.30] alex: Yeah.

[03:11:38.56] alex: Is it BGM because like background music, but it's also a big man?

[03:11:45.42] alex: Bro, I got super swim speed.

[03:11:47.20] alex: Bro.

[03:11:54.04] alex: Aw, we need chocolate stuck in your throat.

[03:11:55.51] kiwi: I don't know if they... Just don't eat chocolate.

[03:12:09.39] alex: That's awful.

[03:12:15.97] felix: That's a tough thing to ask.

[03:12:16.02] alex: Then what am I supposed to say?

[03:12:17.34] alex: Okay, so sweet honor tip of your time.

[03:12:26.19] alex: How's the song go?

[03:12:26.93] alex: I haven't even heard it in so long.

[03:12:34.04] felix: Oh, got one.

[03:12:40.37] alex: Oh no.

[03:12:41.64] kiwi: I wish I could bring my e1 rob into this game.

[03:12:48.13] alex: and ruin the vibes completely by having another artist sing over them.

[03:12:52.33] alex: Right.

[03:12:52.47] alex: Sorry.

[03:12:53.95] kiwi: No, just so I could do additional damage when I'm attacking and ignore 24% res.

[03:13:03.63] felix: Sure.

[03:13:04.09] felix: Yeah.

[03:13:18.14] alex: Wait.

[03:13:28.03] alex: Is this the first thing that you said happened?

[03:13:32.89] alex: That's so gross.

[03:13:34.01] alex: I didn't say it.

[03:13:36.66] felix: You say it.

[03:13:43.39] felix: You did say it.

[03:13:43.75] kiwi: Hmm.

[03:13:44.27] felix: Kiwi says it too.

[03:13:48.22] alex: for... yeah, but... what's happening?

[03:13:51.56] kiwi: Hmm.

[03:13:57.41] kiwi: Hmm.

[03:13:58.53] alex: Are you contemplating using the cavitator?

[03:14:26.48] felix: Oh, the next

[03:14:26.73] mat: I used to use the wireless dock thing you got for your phone.

[03:14:39.62] kiwi: Yeah.

[03:14:45.15] kiwi: It's all right.

[03:14:48.51] kiwi: What I think cool is that when it's charging like that, it shows like a gallery of Google Photos stuff.

[03:14:49.05] alex: No.

[03:14:51.79] alex: What?

[03:14:52.13] alex: Wait.

[03:15:00.89] kiwi: So it has like a slideshow of just pictures of me and someone.

[03:15:06.78] mat: That's cool.

[03:15:09.32] alex: I heard myself mention what happened.

[03:15:14.38] alex: No!

[03:15:15.20] alex: Please leave me alone!

[03:15:15.84] kiwi: It's just a squid sister's tongue with Ian Buggum.

[03:15:17.95] alex: Help me!

[03:15:18.87] alex: Guys, help me.

[03:15:21.19] alex: Guys.

[03:15:22.06] kiwi: Why are you acting like that when I was right next to you and you were in no danger?

[03:15:23.50] felix: Got two.

[03:15:24.04] felix: Oh, who's here?

[03:15:28.93] alex: There's a blaster.

[03:15:30.13] alex: It's a range of proper blasters.

[03:15:32.17] alex: Oh my god.

[03:15:36.63] alex: Blasters are so uncomfortable for you, because they blast at you.

[03:15:41.52] alex: And it's like so far away, and yet they have this

[03:15:44.96] kiwi: I don't even think that's true.

[03:15:47.51] alex: like far away and they have this range of you and like explodes in your face.

[03:15:52.61] alex: It's just terrifying.

[03:15:54.81] alex: I hate it.

[03:15:54.85] kiwi: You know, aren't you using Spurshot Pro?

[03:15:57.07] kiwi: What do you mean they have range but for you?

[03:15:59.67] felix: Yeah.

[03:15:59.72] alex: Yeah, but mine I have to like position name.

[03:16:02.06] alex: They just go like boom, boom, boom, boom.

[03:16:04.78] kiwi: I mean barely.

[03:16:06.98] alex: Yeah, but like mine's just like, please, please, please.

[03:16:09.57] alex: There's like.

[03:16:13.78] felix: No, no, no.

[03:16:14.15] kiwi: It doesn't deal much damage though.

[03:16:17.68] felix: Oh, I'm alive.

[03:16:18.27] alex: Yeah, but if they don't have to aim for it to... Yeah, it kills faster if you're better at aiming.

[03:16:19.62] kiwi: The spider shot pro definitely kills faster than the boss.

[03:16:23.98] kiwi: Hmm.

[03:16:29.02] felix: This team is so annoying.

[03:16:34.97] felix: It's the slasher and the bridge and me.

[03:16:39.74] alex: I got the bit with the chest.

[03:16:52.67] alex: What?

[03:16:54.25] kiwi: you

[03:16:54.68] alex: Oh, that's Tricellasher, yeah.

[03:16:57.48] alex: Oh, there's a Dringer.

[03:16:59.10] alex: Oh, and that's an Arteam.

[03:17:01.86] alex: Where's the Dreadringer?

[03:17:03.84] alex: Oh, there he is.

[03:17:15.87] alex: Come on.

[03:17:19.42] alex: They ran into their own base.

[03:17:21.58] alex: The freaking plaster.

[03:17:25.13] alex: Freaking bastard.

[03:17:28.14] alex: We're doing really well guys.

[03:17:36.45] kiwi: I miss Freddy Fazbear I miss Freddy Fazbear

[03:17:45.30] felix: Watch out for the brush.

[03:17:47.53] alex: I got them but I died.

[03:17:48.53] alex: Okay, we got this.

[03:18:00.43] felix: Nice.

[03:18:00.75] felix: That was good.

[03:18:04.51] felix: I think we won.

[03:18:09.45] alex: Why am I more anxious about a 10x than a 100x?

[03:18:11.15] alex: Oh.

[03:18:11.23] alex: It's about 10.

[03:18:11.61] alex: Wait.

[03:18:14.93] alex: Oh.

[03:18:17.52] mat: See you then, everybody.

[03:18:27.75] kiwi: What you see love me and Felix both got three goals, but it didn't make us do the thing

[03:18:34.27] felix: All right.

[03:18:38.69] alex: I just like cocked you both then, I guess.

[03:18:40.77] alex: Sorry.

[03:18:49.41] alex: We have so much cloud though.

[03:18:53.77] alex: Festival shell.

[03:18:54.97] alex: I got the, oh my God, finally.

[03:19:09.83] alex: I got the gold big man badge.

[03:19:10.72] kiwi: Oh, I just got that as well.

[03:19:16.01] alex: Why?

[03:19:16.41] alex: Really?

[03:19:19.58] alex: What was the condition?

[03:19:20.44] alex: You have to win 10 or like do 10 of them.

[03:19:27.39] felix: I think it was when 10x is.

[03:19:31.08] alex: It's the 100x 1 in 100 chance.

[03:19:36.77] felix: No idea.

[03:19:38.26] alex: Because I feel like the

[03:19:39.83] alex: 10x battles are not 1 in 10 chance.

[03:20:01.19] felix: Oh God.

[03:20:03.09] kiwi: here when a weapon has such a bomb as a sub it's like you might as well just not have one boom boom boom boom boom boom

[03:20:20.38] felix: Got him.

[03:20:21.70] alex: Where did they go?

[03:20:23.41] felix: I killed them.

[03:20:47.36] felix: Ow.

[03:20:48.43] alex: Bro.

[03:20:48.89] alex: Thanks.

[03:20:49.43] felix: Ow.

[03:20:51.92] alex: Uh, I meant to say QA and then I realized it's the Rando on our team instead.

[03:20:59.22] alex: So I got it wrong three times.

[03:21:04.19] mat: it should.

[03:21:08.69] alex: No, no.

[03:21:09.47] alex: It's leaving you alone.

[03:21:13.33] alex: Can we fight?

[03:21:21.50] alex: Can we file restraining orders on all the other team members?

[03:21:25.18] alex: And then they legally have to leave us alone this match and then we can win.

[03:21:41.62] alex: Come on.

[03:22:08.57] felix: Nice.

[03:22:21.55] kiwi: you

[03:22:45.29] felix: Oof.

[03:22:49.48] alex: That went pretty well.

[03:23:02.65] alex: Wait, Kiwi.

[03:23:05.29] kiwi: and then I got free soul flood

[03:23:08.40] alex: What?

[03:23:08.64] alex: What the...

[03:23:19.77] alex: Mwaaah!

[03:23:46.11] mat: This is like Friday.

[03:23:46.51] felix: you

[03:24:11.55] kiwi: Hmm.

[03:24:23.59] mat: Thank you.

[03:24:33.80] kiwi: Oh, my God.

[03:24:37.85] alex: Oh, that boy, that boy, that boy, that boy.

[03:24:42.74] kiwi: Oh, that's huge.

[03:24:54.21] felix: This just makes me miss Shifty Stations.

[03:24:58.59] kiwi: Yeah, I felt like this was V-Shifty station song.

[03:25:03.77] felix: It was... What?

[03:25:07.75] mat: No.

[03:25:10.78] alex: I thought their name was smelly.

[03:25:16.54] kiwi: How can you love that flute bit?

[03:25:20.19] alex: It's so good.

[03:25:21.13] alex: Is tetradylase the one I listed down four times?

[03:25:23.06] felix: Bro...

[03:25:42.24] mat: Oh.

[03:25:45.15] alex: Okay.

[03:25:51.31] alex: We're getting cooked by someone named Ellie.

[03:25:54.81] felix: yeah with two stars yeah

[03:25:55.38] kiwi: I hate it when the enemies use their weapons on you.

[03:25:56.95] alex: She's just, she's just going, can we go now that you've burned?

[03:26:04.15] alex: Yeah, that's thought.

[03:26:10.37] alex: What other songs did Ellie Golding make?

[03:26:13.87] alex: Burn and

[03:26:15.08] alex: Something else.

[03:26:19.78] alex: Oh yeah, you turn the lights on then you turn them back on.

[03:26:26.99] felix: Well...

[03:26:28.16] kiwi: Lee Golding is such a weird person.

[03:26:32.26] kiwi: Yeah.

[03:26:33.37] alex: She made two songs on that.

[03:26:37.43] alex: I think she also made the... What was it?

[03:26:40.65] alex: Laughing like you do.

[03:26:43.60] alex: What are you waiting for?

[03:26:44.41] kiwi: That's the one I remember, but that's what I think when I think of Lee Golding.

[03:26:51.60] alex: Whenever I think of really golden, I just think of lights and burn.

[03:26:59.38] kiwi: I remember having a song that was like fire adjacent.

[03:26:59.80] alex: There's someone always like, and we gonna let it burn, burn, burn, burn, gonna let it burn.

[03:27:07.30] kiwi: Oh, yeah, that one.

[03:27:14.51] kiwi: Well, I hit them with like five indirects and they didn't buy.

[03:27:22.14] felix: What?

[03:27:22.69] alex: I don't, I don't like this other team.

[03:27:24.09] mat: Thank you.

[03:27:27.43] alex: They all have those things about their name, which means the try hearts spawn camping.

[03:27:28.18] felix: They are...

[03:27:29.41] felix: quite annoying.

[03:27:42.56] alex: Yeah.

[03:28:02.00] alex: Do you guys know that image of the guy like sitting on the floor like this, like Golden Freddy?

[03:28:06.01] alex: It's like Golden Freddy.

[03:28:08.68] mat: oh i am aware

[03:28:11.00] kiwi: Thank you.

[03:28:16.11] alex: You know, the way he sits, he's like... It's like a reaction image with someone like

[03:28:16.29] felix: I know it.

[03:28:32.10] alex: doing my pose.

[03:28:39.41] kiwi: You know Tommy Foreskin He's like always the first one to like watch or like look at my stories on Instagram I'm trying to think he has like notifications on for me and he's just too embarrassed to interact

[03:28:43.01] alex: Yeah, I'm all ears.

[03:28:48.21] alex: Yeah.

[03:29:00.20] alex: See the math, the further math guide.

[03:29:07.58] alex: To be fair, Instagram always, I, like, I don't even have like notifications on for people, but I'll just get like, oh, this person updated their story.

[03:29:07.84] mat: I don't have Instagram installed.

[03:29:11.57] mat: You just open the web app sometimes.

[03:29:24.60] alex: But like, I didn't turn that on to get notifications.

[03:29:26.41] mat: Yubi was at the grad one word, wingin stock, front up stock.

[03:29:31.53] mat: That's crazy.

[03:29:32.28] alex: He won.

[03:29:34.40] alex: That was like the craziest day ever.

[03:29:35.20] kiwi: yeah there's cutlery on it like the song that part so i put cutlery on it

[03:29:40.41] alex: We need to go.

[03:30:03.37] alex: The soda stand, what's it called?

[03:30:06.70] alex: Can bottle?

[03:30:10.26] kiwi: Hmm practically Yeah, it can bottle Nice I suppose even a point in playing when there's a hydro spotlight It's not

[03:30:12.04] alex: The soda stand thing that makes people speed up.

[03:30:16.90] alex: Yeah.

[03:30:27.51] alex: Yeah.

[03:30:39.69] kiwi: you know i thought i thought i had a brief size of it super chum so i just thought i could use it to tank the booyah bomb so i just stood there with the cannon out looking like a fucking idiot

[03:31:05.25] alex: for... Tacticooler.

[03:31:11.59] alex: It's running out.

[03:31:13.41] alex: No!

[03:31:14.31] mat: Thank you.

[03:31:15.22] alex: I missed it.

[03:31:22.02] alex: Where's Tacticooler?

[03:31:22.50] felix: Nice.

[03:31:29.35] kiwi: How do you get Fizzbangs again?

[03:31:30.74] kiwi: Is it from killing?

[03:31:32.81] alex: Yeah.

[03:31:33.86] felix: Yeah.

[03:31:55.97] alex: Yes.

[03:31:58.47] alex: We're cooking the other team up.

[03:32:01.47] felix: nice should be fine hopefully

[03:32:04.28] kiwi: I did not mean to super jump to whoever this is but it looks like it's gonna work out fine.

[03:32:10.29] kiwi: Our base is fucked though.

[03:32:13.47] alex: Their base is a little tough right now.

[03:32:15.19] alex: So.

[03:32:16.37] kiwi: Yeah but it's always ours.

[03:32:18.64] alex: I guess I'll just keep.

[03:32:23.64] alex: Okay.

[03:32:23.89] mat: Thanks.

[03:32:24.26] alex: I think it's fine.

[03:32:26.88] alex: We both attack each other's faces.

[03:32:31.41] felix: Yeah.

[03:32:44.00] kiwi: No.

[03:32:44.24] alex: Whoa.

[03:32:50.88] alex: You know what this looks like?

[03:32:56.57] felix: Oh boy.

[03:32:57.28] mat: Meow.

[03:33:08.35] mat: Kitty.

[03:33:09.21] mat: It's like a kitty.

[03:33:12.79] alex: What?

[03:33:13.63] alex: Oh, what?

[03:33:16.06] mat: I don't know, like, a seed.

[03:33:17.56] alex: Where?

[03:33:20.18] mat: Kitty.

[03:33:23.07] alex: Um, wait.

[03:33:25.67] alex: Um,

[03:33:36.50] kiwi: Play.

[03:33:39.11] mat: Yeah, I follow a cat boy's bot that posts a piece on my feed.

[03:33:53.90] alex: Oh no.

[03:34:02.56] alex: My laptop's well boiling.

[03:34:20.69] kiwi: I keep thinking the Luna Blaster shoots slower than it does.

[03:34:40.66] kiwi: I cannot hate Zip Caster because I can't just like use it.

[03:34:44.07] kiwi: I have to like play the game kind of.

[03:34:48.98] kiwi: while using it.

[03:34:49.39] alex: Right.

[03:34:50.16] kiwi: And it's kind of like, how do I do that?

[03:34:50.76] mat: Ugh.

[03:34:56.90] alex: I kind of get that.

[03:35:01.19] kiwi: And it brings you back to the start and it was like, girl, what was the point?

[03:35:05.58] felix: Everyone's dead.

[03:35:06.64] felix: Uh-oh.

[03:35:08.00] alex: No, except for Felix.

[03:35:10.64] alex: So you should carry us, I think.

[03:35:12.94] alex: Meetings.

[03:35:14.82] alex: Meetings now please.

[03:35:17.85] felix: Ow.

[03:35:28.01] felix: That's a bad idea.

[03:35:29.63] felix: It is not.

[03:35:46.01] alex: No.

[03:35:46.37] alex: Okay, sorry.

[03:35:51.32] felix: Did they break your... Good thing.

[03:35:56.24] alex: They broke my heart.

[03:36:09.92] kiwi: I love it when people place a tactical down right after you die.

[03:36:10.82] felix: Get tacticaler.

[03:36:18.47] kiwi: I find that most enjoyable.

[03:36:24.38] alex: But then that means we've got to run to it and grab every flavor of tacticula and it's a race to whoever can finish it first.

[03:36:35.82] kiwi: What the fuck are you talking about?

[03:36:36.16] felix: What are you saying?

[03:36:38.49] alex: It's the Navi voice line when it's sunny.

[03:36:42.83] kiwi: Oh, wait.

[03:36:44.45] alex: What's that?

[03:36:45.53] alex: Up in the sky, the sun's scorching hot.

[03:36:49.11] alex: You know what that means?

[03:36:52.66] felix: No Don't die

[03:36:55.75] alex: I literally, when I walked into that one for the first time, I was trying to make it as like cool as ever.

[03:37:00.68] alex: And then Navi just started saying that I was like, okay.

[03:37:06.95] felix: Well, we tried.

[03:37:11.78] mat: Wow.

[03:37:11.80] alex: What?

[03:37:26.55] alex: Wabafat.

[03:37:32.65] alex: Wabafat.

[03:37:37.07] alex: What's the thing with two Wabafats when they fight each other that's the forever battle?

[03:37:43.28] alex: Oh... I thought...

[03:37:43.38] kiwi: because the only thing they learn is um counter and miracle

[03:37:55.29] alex: I got the special product for special product five stars freshness.

[03:38:00.67] felix: Whoa!

[03:38:03.74] alex: That's the first time I've gotten five stars on a weapon.

[03:38:08.56] kiwi: and a lot of 5 star things that ages ago.

[03:38:09.44] alex: Okay.

[03:38:17.98] mat: Whoa!

[03:38:23.64] alex: Whoa.

[03:38:25.45] mat: What was that?

[03:38:31.59] felix: you

[03:38:33.06] mat: Little guy.

[03:38:33.16] alex: His eyes on his tail.

[03:38:35.36] alex: What does that mean again?

[03:38:36.32] alex: It says tail, that's him.

[03:38:36.80] kiwi: that's good that's his actual eyes I'm pretty sure because it's just a punching bag because all it learns is like um miracle encounter and okay well and those

[03:38:53.46] felix: Ah.

[03:39:01.04] alex: Oh, it's a punching bag.

[03:39:03.69] kiwi: And those moves only work if you get hit by an attack that time.

[03:39:05.90] mat: Thank you.

[03:39:10.36] kiwi: So counter is for physical moves and miracles for special moves.

[03:39:11.24] alex: Uh-huh.

[03:39:16.92] alex: Oh, I didn't know that.

[03:39:20.05] kiwi: I did.

[03:39:23.61] alex: Where's that line about if two warbuffets fight each other?

[03:39:26.31] alex: They never, they'll just, they're a pokedexon train.

[03:39:31.25] alex: Or is that in the anime?

[03:39:38.15] alex: Although, wouldn't they stop?

[03:39:42.12] alex: Is it really the only two moves it knows?

[03:39:45.77] kiwi: I don't think so, but thank you.

[03:39:53.34] alex: Is it two ones it knows in the wild, maybe?

[03:39:55.33] alex: I don't know.

[03:39:57.74] kiwi: I want to get five star on ink brush, but it takes so long.

[03:40:06.13] alex: Where?

[03:40:06.15] felix: Yeah.

[03:40:09.75] kiwi: Its quizzes only have one slot for a song.

[03:40:14.85] felix: And two splatoon three, yeah.

[03:40:15.87] alex: Yeah, with the MPM.

[03:40:16.43] felix: They're kind of like, like pink.

[03:40:18.14] kiwi: That's so fucking lazy of them.

[03:40:29.74] alex: Come back every five years.

[03:40:30.04] felix: They make, yeah.

[03:40:35.24] kiwi: And no one listens to it.

[03:40:35.84] alex: I would just call it one of the members of Blackpink, which should be fair.

[03:40:49.04] kiwi: I feel like Lin Shen's going to be the next member of Blackpink.

[03:40:49.29] alex: The next member.

[03:40:52.10] mat: it.

[03:40:55.81] alex: Imagine if Blackpink just suddenly started introducing your members.

[03:40:56.92] felix: Blackpink too.

[03:40:58.02] felix: I think I'm going to continue because because Jesus is like doing acting.

[03:41:02.90] kiwi: Why is that such an insane concept?

[03:41:05.55] alex: because it's just, it's been like a group of four people for so long.

[03:41:08.87] alex: And I was like, yeah, there's this new girl in there.

[03:41:12.23] alex: We'll add another one next month.

[03:41:16.82] alex: I don't, I thought they all like, they're all just doing their own stuff.

[03:41:21.61] felix: Lisa has her own company.

[03:41:25.74] felix: Jenny as well, I don't know what Rose is doing.

[03:41:28.00] alex: And Rosé eating pizza.

[03:41:31.56] kiwi: probably fermenting grapes.

[03:41:33.71] felix: Unemployed.

[03:41:36.44] alex: It's me, Jenny, and Jesus.

[03:41:38.28] alex: They talk to me, they pee soup.

[03:41:39.66] alex: Is there anyone?

[03:41:41.85] kiwi: She just spent, she just went on to master with me marketing and I put Graham.

[03:41:50.16] alex: Who?

[03:41:53.12] mat: Real.

[03:41:56.95] kiwi: It's kept some joy.

[03:41:57.40] mat: Now.

[03:42:01.71] alex: I mean, yeah, Taskmaster.

[03:42:06.07] alex: Yeah.

[03:42:06.36] kiwi: Because there was a contestant on the season called Jenny.

[03:42:11.46] alex: Which one is that, though?

[03:42:12.65] alex: Is that the one that's like walking with them?

[03:42:14.65] alex: It's like, how does that... Eclare.

[03:42:17.07] mat: Oh, by the way, I think I found out.

[03:42:19.11] kiwi: She's an old woman that's like old and womanly.

[03:42:26.87] alex: She's... What happened with the lung?

[03:42:27.84] mat: It's not related to that series.

[03:42:37.06] alex: Oh.

[03:42:38.14] alex: What?

[03:42:40.83] kiwi: wasn't that series it was joanne john that guy and then on nick that would absolutely surprise me yes so i would assume that

[03:42:42.28] mat: Would you be surprised if I told you Sophie Whelan was the youngest person in series 17?

[03:42:49.34] mat: Nick Steve

[03:43:00.09] alex: May see me, Joseph.

[03:43:08.84] kiwi: I would have assumed that John, Joanne and Nick were all younger than her.

[03:43:15.47] kiwi: But, well, that's what I was thinking.

[03:43:17.97] kiwi: But then didn't, didn't she start like twerking at that one point?

[03:43:21.44] kiwi: And that was a bit like, okay, that's like, it was too suspiciously well performed.

[03:43:28.02] mat: She had a bad childhood or something, so she looks like 20 years older than she actually is.

[03:43:30.49] alex: Wait, is it the bee a bumble?

[03:43:35.20] mat: That's their point core.

[03:43:42.36] alex: Wait, is that bee a bumble?

[03:43:44.11] kiwi: Is this the height in centimeters?

[03:43:50.36] kiwi: I think it's the height in centimeters.

[03:43:53.64] alex: Kiwi.

[03:43:54.24] mat: I don't think John Robbins is a 192s anime style.

[03:43:59.93] alex: QE.

[03:44:01.16] kiwi: What are we doing?

[03:44:03.25] alex: Is that the Pia Bombal?

[03:44:06.03] alex: Maybe.

[03:44:06.98] mat: Yeah, that's the beer tumble lady.

[03:44:13.39] kiwi: But that's not genuine.

[03:44:13.59] alex: Oh, that she's the youngest.

[03:44:20.26] kiwi: We're just out of those five people.

[03:44:29.26] alex: Oh, low battery.

[03:44:31.32] alex: Oh, no.

[03:44:32.69] felix: No butchery.

[03:44:35.49] mat: I think I have to go now.

[03:44:37.40] mat: No, it's not yet.

[03:44:38.44] mat: Let's zoom.

[03:44:40.44] alex: What?

[03:44:40.81] kiwi: I was thinking of stopping after this match maybe.

[03:44:46.89] alex: Maybe, maybe.

[03:45:00.61] felix: I don't know what I'm saying.

[03:45:20.43] alex: Does anyone know how to wash headphones?

[03:45:23.94] mat: Hmm?

[03:45:24.82] kiwi: Well, I don't know where it is.

[03:45:25.51] alex: Does anyone know how to wash headphones?

[03:45:27.65] felix: uh wash headphones no don't do that which part of them i mean i guess a wet towel should be enough

[03:45:31.13] alex: I feel like I probably should because

[03:45:37.38] alex: I feel like I probably should do that because my headphones, my head, my hair starts to itch.

[03:45:44.45] alex: Just the whole thing, you know, part of that touches your head.

[03:45:54.25] alex: Really?

[03:45:56.40] felix: Unless you can like, remove the thing.

[03:46:00.14] alex: Oh, it's just cause like, I feel like it's giving me

[03:46:00.96] felix: I don't think it's possible.

[03:46:02.32] mat: Bye.

[03:46:05.11] alex: Itchy, the itchies, whatever the itchies are called.

[03:46:07.93] felix: It's giving itching.

[03:46:10.95] alex: Not shy, wash me, itchy.

[03:46:11.81] kiwi: Isn't that that kpop group?

[03:46:14.80] felix: Oh my god.

[03:46:15.42] alex: Yeah.

[03:46:25.19] alex: Yeah, it is.

[03:46:44.01] alex: We still haven't gotten Piranha Pit in this game.

[03:46:48.54] kiwi: I love that map so much, it was so cool.

[03:46:49.19] felix: Thank God.

[03:46:49.95] felix: I did not like part on a pit.

[03:46:59.09] kiwi: Let's go on down at the beginning and getting the whole bottom area and getting like 400 tough prints for free.

[03:46:59.54] alex: Or everyoneamall.

[03:47:10.22] alex: And everyoneamall as well.

[03:47:16.58] alex: Does anyone like everyone I'm on?

[03:47:16.61] kiwi: I like it a lot.

[03:47:20.55] kiwi: No.

[03:47:22.04] felix: I don't remember what was interesting.

[03:47:22.78] alex: Hmm.

[03:47:26.39] felix: It was a map.

[03:47:26.82] kiwi: It's not good for... It wasn't even really interesting, was it?

[03:47:34.79] alex: It was like I'm on.

[03:47:35.26] kiwi: I kind of... I mean...

[03:47:36.99] felix: At the release of Splatoon 1 it was... Okay, no one was talking about idols.

[03:47:41.89] alex: Yeah, well, that's what it's good.

[03:47:42.99] alex: So it's just we're also interesting.

[03:47:50.49] alex: I'm just saying.

[03:47:52.77] alex: Hmm, good.

[03:47:53.23] felix: I think you should be quiet

[03:48:19.29] alex: All right, do we stop now then?

[03:48:22.99] mat: would be fine I think Craig is stopping sometimes something because it only lasts for like Craig has two hours of recording left

[03:48:25.69] felix: Should we stop?

[03:48:26.03] kiwi: Can I do one?

[03:48:26.56] alex: All right.

[03:48:27.33] kiwi: Phoenix, can I do a tricolor with you?

[03:48:37.15] alex: I guess two hours left.

[03:48:50.87] kiwi: please yeah

[03:48:58.58] felix: wait oh me sorry you're cutting off share let me get a new ticket

[03:48:59.69] alex: I just wanna be a bumblebee Now it's like to be a bumblebee

[03:49:21.39] mat: Why would you want to be bumblebee?

[03:49:30.07] alex: to the tune of that one song.

[03:49:30.40] felix: freaking video me when I go to the carrier to the carrier and ask what I need to make to make phone calls yes

[03:49:41.28] alex: Oh, yeah.

[03:49:42.72] alex: Oh.

[03:49:56.68] alex: You guys know that one?

[03:49:59.52] alex: uh never mind no that one like vocal sample that's in like music like music making software that goes like uh uh uh he's not doing the

[03:50:02.33] felix: What?

[03:50:07.10] felix: Say it.

[03:50:10.50] kiwi: Hmm.

[03:50:25.39] felix: It is Matt.

[03:50:28.11] mat: Thank you.

[03:50:32.66] alex: Garden of Bandan now in Fortnite.

[03:50:39.72] felix: Oh, it's our present pool.

[03:50:43.23] kiwi: Okay.

[03:50:47.63] alex: Treated by the official... Which one?

[03:50:47.96] felix: I don't think I played on this map yet.

[03:50:53.06] alex: All of you that are.

[03:50:55.59] felix: I'm trying to color this one.

[03:50:57.17] felix: I forgot the name of this map.

[03:51:04.86] mat: need to go now guys goodbye thank you meow bye bye

[03:51:09.52] alex: Okay, we're fine.

[03:51:12.76] felix: Bye-bye.

[03:51:13.80] alex: We're fine.

[03:51:17.91] alex: Now there's just us three.

[03:51:18.10] felix: Nice job.

[03:51:18.70] felix: I was also expecting you to die, but no one was near.

[03:51:18.91] kiwi: I was not expecting that to work.

[03:51:23.57] alex: Now there's just the three of us.

[03:51:26.99] felix: It worked again.

[03:51:29.20] kiwi: Your in strike was clutch.

[03:51:31.26] kiwi: I mean, that was fucking easy.

[03:51:45.66] kiwi: well we have basically a boring game we have nothing to do for the next two minutes we don't need to kill the blue ones do we we're only killing the orange but you still can kill the blue ones that's the thing I never understood

[03:51:45.95] felix: Okay.

[03:51:51.41] felix: Yeah.

[03:51:54.03] felix: Can we just walk around?

[03:51:55.37] felix: Yeah.

[03:51:57.80] alex: What?

[03:52:01.61] felix: Yeah.

[03:52:05.11] felix: Basically it.

[03:52:12.29] felix: Shit.

[03:52:13.86] felix: Oh, I killed a green one.

[03:52:16.78] felix: Accidentally.

[03:52:18.22] felix: Why do you say that it's blue?

[03:52:18.73] kiwi: I kill nine.

[03:52:19.56] felix: A link.

[03:52:21.49] kiwi: This same spot.

[03:52:23.41] kiwi: This blue is a point.

[03:52:30.13] alex: No that's not what it is.

[03:52:42.49] kiwi: Well, the green one is trying to kill me.

[03:52:49.74] kiwi: You're not killed by a dream.

[03:52:49.74] felix: Ro is laughing.

[03:52:53.36] kiwi: Also will not win you.

[03:52:56.03] felix: Shit.

[03:53:01.53] felix: Ah, sucks how we can't, can I throw a bomb there?

[03:53:03.78] felix: Oh, I can.

[03:53:05.50] felix: Whoa.

[03:53:08.03] kiwi: Where's someone on base?

[03:53:08.42] felix: Oh, they hit us.

[03:53:09.61] kiwi: Thank you.

[03:53:14.72] felix: Got him.

[03:53:28.69] felix: No.

[03:53:28.98] felix: Atoya.

[03:53:35.80] felix: No.

[03:53:35.98] felix: Died.

[03:53:36.26] felix: Yeah.

[03:53:46.87] kiwi: It's white.

[03:54:01.13] felix: Look, it's the song.

[03:54:03.94] alex: Wait, I think you guys got the things in you.

[03:54:08.55] felix: Yeah, but yeah.

[03:54:11.56] alex: Bruh.

[03:54:12.18] alex: What is that?

[03:54:13.32] felix: Happens.

[03:54:15.12] felix: Ah, Kiwi.

[03:54:17.99] alex: I don't know.

[03:54:21.74] felix: Kiwi laugh.

[03:54:25.93] felix: Where's Kiwi?

[03:54:35.21] felix: Oh, hey, stop being okay.

[03:54:45.34] alex: Wow.

[03:54:52.70] alex: What?

[03:55:11.98] felix: How do you say it again?

[03:55:14.79] alex: Say what again?

[03:55:21.91] alex: Oh boy.

[03:55:24.42] alex: Sorry, those are two different things.

[03:55:29.01] felix: You and Kiwi been saying that.

[03:55:43.24] felix: It's late for you guys, isn't it?

[03:55:47.01] alex: Yeah, but it's also like the weekend now, so of course.

[03:55:51.56] felix: It must be tired.

[03:55:58.26] alex: Yeah, but like...

[03:56:07.92] felix: I hope that after the past, we can still access this map.

[03:56:14.13] alex: Yeah, I mean, there wouldn't be anything there though, but I agree with you.

[03:56:15.66] felix: It'd be really cool.

[03:56:19.43] felix: It could be forever a festival.

[03:56:22.19] felix: It'd be kinda anti-climactic, but it'd be cool.

[03:56:24.98] alex: Right.

[03:56:28.22] alex: They could just put other stuff there for like, in between spot first.

[03:56:36.18] felix: Yeah.

[03:56:39.83] felix: Full of future.

[03:56:42.28] felix: Look at this.

[03:56:45.26] felix: Alex.

[03:56:48.03] alex: oh my god jesus christ i think you can get four idols and four times the drama

[03:56:53.48] felix: Full of future.

[03:57:02.10] felix: Oh boy.

[03:57:04.97] felix: So when's platoon 4 coming out?

[03:57:13.21] felix: Four teams.

[03:57:17.53] felix: How can we vote for four teams on the Splatfest?

[03:57:21.94] alex: Well, you have four options and you vote for one of them.

[03:57:27.65] felix: Wow.

[03:57:29.71] felix: There's so many.

[03:57:33.14] alex: Yeah, at that point, it's like kind of hard to choose.

[03:57:38.68] felix: Yeah.

[03:57:41.18] alex: What would they do is because like there's... Right.

[03:57:41.53] felix: We should go back to two teams.

[03:57:50.61] alex: Bless you.

[03:57:51.51] alex: Do you remember rock, paper, and scissors?

[03:57:52.24] felix: Thank you.

[03:57:52.72] felix: I do.

[03:57:58.80] alex: Like, level one.

[03:58:14.85] alex: But Jesus Christ.

[03:58:17.53] felix: Huh?

[03:58:20.01] alex: There's forest fires in Brazil during winter.

[03:58:22.93] alex: Is it the way I saw?

[03:58:27.85] felix: What'd you say?

[03:58:32.67] alex: Of like, it's like all the forest fires.

[03:58:33.14] felix: What?

[03:58:33.42] felix: I saw that image of the first fires.

[03:58:37.40] felix: Oh yeah.

[03:58:39.42] felix: Yeah.

[03:58:40.11] alex: And so on, it's like, oh god.

[03:58:43.27] felix: A lot of us have been just breathing toxic air for some days now, including me.

[03:58:49.56] alex: really what oh my god and that's and it's not even like hot is it it's cold right now oh what oh like it's it was just winter

[03:58:52.96] felix: Yeah, because of the fires.

[03:59:03.14] felix: No, it is very hot.

[03:59:06.67] felix: It's going to get a little cooler on Sunday, but it's because it's going to rain.

[03:59:12.45] felix: Let me check the forecast actually.

[03:59:15.66] felix: Do you think winter is cold in Brazil?

[03:59:24.90] alex: Yeah, but like colder than usual.

[03:59:26.66] alex: It's just shocking that there's many fires.

[03:59:28.09] felix: guess yeah look it's gonna be it's gonna be around 20 degrees Celsius from Sunday to Tuesday and then it's back up to above 25 what

[03:59:31.54] alex: They said... So they said that it was because of cattle agriculture or agribusiness.

[03:59:54.18] alex: they said that most these are mostly arson that were sorted by cattle acre business like was that just like cow cow companies oh oh yeah like no i mean yeah but like oh my god what was the thing the

[03:59:59.56] felix: Ah, yeah.

[04:00:04.60] felix: Hooray, capitalism, but not really.

[04:00:08.80] felix: How did Lily say it?

[04:00:09.94] felix: Ooh, capitalism!

[04:00:24.04] alex: I just remember we did like a thing in like, like middle school, we wrote a poem.

[04:00:31.15] alex: We all have to write a, a section of a poem to read at the end of the year about like topical stuff.

[04:00:39.13] alex: And I think I wrote one that was like partially about, um, like corrupt, like cut, like world leaders.

[04:00:39.47] felix: Hmm Oh, yeah

[04:00:49.01] alex: And then I mentioned like, I named wrote Bolsonaro.

[04:00:52.82] alex: I don't know what I said he did bad.

[04:00:54.92] alex: I think he just like doesn't care about the fires in his own country.

[04:01:00.22] alex: Is that true?

[04:01:00.94] alex: Okay.

[04:01:01.37] felix: Yeah, I think when he was president, the amount of fires like increased above the limit that scientists said if it increased that much, it would be irreversible.

[04:01:17.61] alex: Oh.

[04:01:18.51] alex: Okay.

[04:01:18.94] felix: Yeah, fun.

[04:01:21.61] alex: That's great.

[04:01:23.89] felix: Yeah.

[04:01:25.63] alex: for her.

[04:01:28.91] felix: Very, very fun.

[04:01:35.85] felix: and play.

[04:01:39.17] felix: Do whatever the free came why.

[04:01:43.07] alex: What?

[04:01:45.07] felix: You can play some of this.

[04:01:46.33] felix: I mean,

[04:01:51.38] alex: I think I saw on the update you can play

[04:01:54.30] alex: You can walk around the map with the new characters.

[04:01:59.54] alex: Like what this update had with Jane.

[04:02:01.78] alex: I don't know if that's them actually introducing the like thing yet or not.

[04:02:05.54] felix: Yep.

[04:02:07.06] felix: Yep, they didn't come out yet, right?

[04:02:08.70] felix: You said.

[04:02:09.20] felix: I see.

[04:02:10.37] alex: Yeah, but the showcase where they talk about what's in the update.

[04:02:16.69] alex: The live stream was today where they talk about that.

[04:02:17.61] felix: Oh God.

[04:02:20.88] alex: And I didn't watch it, but I was just

[04:02:24.40] alex: skimming through it and I saw something that looked like that.

[04:02:31.83] felix: Too many Bluetooth devices.

[04:02:36.76] felix: My headphones started like weird.

[04:02:43.72] felix: Ah, that was like hot.

[04:02:48.64] felix: Why is Kiwi still in the chat?

[04:02:52.19] felix: What?

[04:03:01.42] alex: he was looking at bro those are the those are the lead characters for the update after you know when i talked about yeah you know when i talked about the like furry guy and the furry girl and the orangutan guy

[04:03:19.06] felix: We will have more furries.

[04:03:32.69] felix: The furry guy looks interesting.

[04:03:37.39] alex: Yeah.

[04:03:39.89] alex: He looks really cool.

[04:03:44.57] alex: From what I remember, the splash art of the furry girl reminded me of I guess.

[04:03:49.78] alex: But looking at this is not really...

[04:03:53.26] felix: yeah truly i love this tts but

[04:04:40.54] alex: Well... Okay, I might leave now.

[04:04:48.69] felix: okay what if i said it's not okay right i have to play with so many people i'm a i'm a busy person i do have other friends i mean yeah i played with you guys today

[04:04:49.28] alex: Wait, that's okay.

[04:04:51.72] alex: I lost a fondle.

[04:04:55.57] alex: No.

[04:04:59.57] alex: We can play tomorrow again.

[04:05:01.13] alex: Yeah.

[04:05:03.09] alex: Oh, do you have other friends?

[04:05:12.49] alex: You make time for us though, right?

[04:05:18.91] alex: Okay.

[04:05:20.64] alex: Yay.

[04:05:22.00] alex: Alright.

[04:05:24.56] felix: Our little dogs.

[04:05:24.80] alex: Okay.

[04:05:26.88] alex: Hmm.

[04:05:28.72] alex: I don't know.

[04:05:29.03] felix: Oh god.

[04:05:33.30] alex: Bye.

[04:05:34.43] felix: Bye.

[04:05:35.39] felix: Bye.

[04:05:35.83] felix: Bye.

[04:05:35.88] alex: Bye.

[04:05:36.08] alex: Bye.